January 11th, 2011 at 11:01 AM ^
My billing this last month will be a joke. Please let this end soon.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:39 AM ^
...until Corso put on that duck mask. Then I just wanted to stadium to implode. If Miles is introduced as our next coach, maybe we can make a Les Miles mask for Game Day picks.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:41 AM ^
When they had him with his pant legs rolled up standing in the kiddie pool full of rubber duckies...awkward and sad.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:43 AM ^
We must've been watching two different programs. I noticed that he made he BEILEIN for those cheerleaders after he stuck one foot in the kiddie pool.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:48 AM ^
this is the same guy who's in those Hooters commercials... just comes off a senile and creepy to me
January 11th, 2011 at 10:55 AM ^
Oh how far the mighty fall.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:50 AM ^
do it baby, do it
January 11th, 2011 at 10:43 AM ^
January 11th, 2011 at 10:59 AM ^
People keep saying that he told his players he'd be back, but other than three athletes who were paraphrasing his post Cotton Bowl statements and providing their own hypothesis as to what he'd do, there is not a single credible source from inside that meeting. Like I said before, Les probably told his players the same thing he's been telling everyone else:
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<br>"I love it here, why would I go anywhere else?"
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<br>This is what is called a non-denial denial. It can be interpreted as, "He's staying" or "I love it here, why would I go anywhere else. Oh yeah, because of cash doll-hairs and it's Michigan". You either read it one of two ways and it's probably based on which school's colors you wear on Saturdays. People need to stop saying that he promised his players to be back, because it just gives the uninformed haters more stones to throw at the guy who is probably going to be our next coach.
January 11th, 2011 at 11:21 AM ^
I have never heard anyone else say doll-hairs outside my friends, awesome.
January 11th, 2011 at 11:33 AM ^
Maybe we run with the same crowd? Haha.
January 11th, 2011 at 12:02 PM ^
crowley?
January 11th, 2011 at 12:08 PM ^
That's great though. Doll-hairs is one of those things where no matter how many times I hear it, it still makes me laugh.
January 11th, 2011 at 12:27 PM ^
January 11th, 2011 at 10:39 AM ^
It's hard not to play what-if, like if this conversation with LM would have happened before Herbstreit spoke up three seasons ago.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:48 AM ^
already posted
January 11th, 2011 at 10:50 AM ^
Here's a link to a report on that with audio of what was said: Jeff: Source says Miles wants to stay - with assurances
A source close to the LSU program and a friend of Miles has told me the mad hatter is not looking to leave Baton Rouge. But he would like to see a commitment from the administration that he's not going to be fired after an eight win season.
LSU did not roll over his contract or extend his deal after LSU won eight and nine games after the 2008 and 2009 seasons. In fact after the 2009 season, LSU Athletic Director Joe Alleva called the 2009 campaign a "nice season," but wanted more from the program.
Miles would be the first to admit LSU should play for championships every year, but if the Tigers come up short of that goal, he would like to see the administration stand behind him, instead of giving him a luke warm grade....
I'm not sure what Miles will do after he meets with Michigan. I put the chances of Les returning at 70%. But if he does go, fans might wish for him to return if LSU has a nice season with only eight victories in 2011.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:58 AM ^
We'll bitch about 8 win seasons here too.
January 11th, 2011 at 12:45 PM ^
Our AD and fans always stand behind our coaches 100....wait.....80, no...uhm......50....really...okay then 30%, so no worries there.
Plus, we will give you plenty of......okay then....a good amount of.......uh......some time to do what you have to do.
Part in for Michigan!
January 11th, 2011 at 10:39 AM ^
lulz
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<br>Guy at my work a few minutes ago.
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<br>"Miles isn't a lock. I also heard Brandon is interviewing the head coach from Louisiana State."
January 11th, 2011 at 10:46 AM ^
That's as interesting as Pitt interviewing that assistant coach from Pennsylvania State. I'm not sure why Penn State fans made such a fuss about it, I guess they must have wanted to hire him too.
Does anyone know what city Ucla is in?
January 11th, 2011 at 10:51 AM ^
Westwood.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:46 AM ^
He sounds like a budding sports journalist.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:48 AM ^
Hey, I hear the Freep is hiring and he sounds more than qualified.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:40 AM ^
Any thoughts on who Miles would bring in as an OC?
January 11th, 2011 at 10:50 AM ^
Crowton?
January 11th, 2011 at 11:15 AM ^
According to tiger droppings they think as much of Crowton there as we did of Gerg here.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:40 AM ^
He could easily eat 100 hot dogs in under 12 minutes. However, his momma always told him, "A gentleman takes his time." That is the only reason you've ever heard of that little Japanese fellow.
It is also why Coach Miles's love-making sessions are known to go on for days, sometimes weeks at a time.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:50 AM ^
They change the rules to 10 minutes and made everyone sign an eating contract. Kobe!
January 11th, 2011 at 10:41 AM ^
A request: As it looks more and more likely that Les Miles will be our next coach, I'd like the members of this board to make a concerted effort to make more jokes about grass-eating. I really haven't seen many of these jokes on the board over the past few days, which is a shame because they are such comedy gold. For those who have been making those jokes, let me assure you that they are HILARIOUS, and entirely original. You should be proud! If only others would follow your leads -- unfortunately, finding a "Les Miles eats grass" on these boards recently has been like hunting for a unicorn.
So please, please, make a concerted effort to mine this unique and exciting source of comedy. You will be doing us all a tremendous favor. Godspeed.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:43 AM ^
Had to be said.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:45 AM ^
He chews on it and his saliva mixes with the chlorophyll causing a potent chemical reaction.
That is how rocket fuel gets made.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:47 AM ^
Little known fact: when saliva mixes with chlorophyll it can cause a euphoria and a "loss of time" in the user.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:49 AM ^
Les Miles invented time. And bowling.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:55 AM ^
need to buy gas because he pushes his car everywhere he goes...oh wait, thats Tim Tebow, nevermind.
January 11th, 2011 at 11:17 AM ^
Chlorophyll...more like bore-aphyll!
January 11th, 2011 at 10:46 AM ^
I think the grass eating jokes are already getting old.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:47 AM ^
Shaking head....
January 11th, 2011 at 10:48 AM ^
Yes, Fuzzy. Yes.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:52 AM ^
Although, I'd like to see some retro resurgence of Greg Robinson plushophilia.
January 11th, 2011 at 11:11 AM ^
They can't afford to replace the carpeting in his office every week.
January 11th, 2011 at 11:36 AM ^
Are you insinuating that this board drives jokes so far into the ground they could be used as footings upon which to build another Big House?
Realllly?
But it's up to Brian to coin a new phrase for the board to parrot for a hundred thousand threads, you know.
Until then: Deathbacker eat grass oh let do it +1
January 11th, 2011 at 10:41 AM ^
NeEd MoRe CoFfEe. SoMeOnE hElp!?!?!?!?! Good morning to you all. Lets go get us a coach!
January 11th, 2011 at 10:41 AM ^
just like last night. They are likely getting as much traffic on their site as us but we continue to be operable. Go MGoBlog!
January 11th, 2011 at 11:04 AM ^
We should not get to cocky about servers staying up and all that. We're not exactly the top of the food chain here.
Might think about an upgrade before the next coaching search, which if all goes according to schedule will be Dec, 2013.
January 11th, 2011 at 11:04 AM ^
The tubes be fickle.
January 11th, 2011 at 10:43 AM ^
Has Coach Rod been fired?