December 16th, 2010 at 4:02 PM ^
When he smiles, he glares right through your soul.
December 16th, 2010 at 4:05 PM ^
"I hate you all. Every last fricking one of you! And if I never come to an event like this again, it will be too soon! Goodnight and F you very much!"
December 16th, 2010 at 4:09 PM ^
"So the donkey says to the defensive linemen, 'Who's the ass now?"
(waits for applause and laughter)
December 16th, 2010 at 4:13 PM ^
You know Coach let one rip when he walked by Dantonio's seat.
December 16th, 2010 at 4:26 PM ^
But someday, they're going to erect a statue to me in this town ...
I could while away the hours/conferrin' with the flowers/consultin' with the rain/And my head I'd be scratchin'/ While my thoughts were busy hatchin'/If I only had a brain.
December 16th, 2010 at 4:34 PM ^
Praying that RR doesn't make them all get up and hold hands....
December 16th, 2010 at 5:37 PM ^
Dantonio (thinking): "If I can let this fart go nice and slowly, maybe no one will notice..."
Brandon: "WTF Dantonio I can smell that shit from here. God save me"