Utah pump up thread
Last year, the Utes demolished us in their place, probably knocking us out of postseason play. That will not be the case this year. I dont want to hear that their shortest player is like 8 feet tall. I dont care that they each have 7 wives, five of them over the age of consent. You know what? Keith Van Horn was overrated. At 6'10" Tom Chambers still had to climb on top of Mark Jackson to dunk a basketball. Utah skiing sucks, the 2002 Olympics were lame, and what the hell kind of state rock is coal? 65% of Utah is owned by the government, and the other 35% was used in the filming of "Touched by an Angel". Polygamy is against God's will! Now lets get out there and make some noise for coach B and help them smite the heathen Utes!
December 10th, 2010 at 2:06 PM ^
Don't forget Stockton's daisy dukes
December 10th, 2010 at 2:10 PM ^
to get under the Utes skin is start talking about how awesome all things BYU are.
December 10th, 2010 at 2:47 PM ^
December 10th, 2010 at 2:13 PM ^
I had no real ill will toward Utah before this post. But you raised some good points. There's plenty of good reason to work up a good anti-Utah lather. Let the game begin!
December 10th, 2010 at 2:24 PM ^
December 10th, 2010 at 2:32 PM ^
sooo cool...
December 10th, 2010 at 2:30 PM ^
I don't have to eat dinner beforehand and then can get some FREEEEEEEEEE PIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAA to satisfy my appetite.
Oh, and there's no way Utah finishes our 3 game/2 sport contract with a sweep.
December 10th, 2010 at 2:32 PM ^
According to Lunardi, the Big Ten is a 7-bid conference, and Northwestern is presently the usurper of the Seventh Bid. Let's go out and get it!!!
December 10th, 2010 at 2:54 PM ^
Are we snake oiling Utah's football coach? Isn't that what all threads are supposed to be about? ...just kidding.
F*** UTAH! I'm actually getting really excited about watching this basketball team compete and grow. Darius Morris has been a complete surprise and playing very well. I get pumped to watch them now even though I expect some let downs every now and then given their youth and inexperience.
December 10th, 2010 at 2:54 PM ^
Unfortunately, so do most middle-aged men.
December 10th, 2010 at 2:58 PM ^
did you just say you were "touched by middle aged men" or are my eyes deceiving me?
December 10th, 2010 at 3:04 PM ^
Depends on how you parse "to have".
December 10th, 2010 at 3:11 PM ^
im still talking my dad and moms into letting me go
December 10th, 2010 at 3:18 PM ^
Should be a running pre game speech for every sport and every university playing against Utah. Loved it well done.
December 10th, 2010 at 3:29 PM ^
Bring on the fighting former Keith Van Horns! I expect a nice win by the Wolverines tonight.
December 10th, 2010 at 4:01 PM ^
I watched the Utah game last year and I remember feeling sick to my stomach. It's one thing to lose. But when you make a GOD awful team look like NBA champs...there are no words.
I don't want to feel that way again tonight.
December 10th, 2010 at 4:01 PM ^
This topic has me in stitches between the polygamist photo and the "touched by a middle aged man". Nice job
December 10th, 2010 at 4:16 PM ^
Who cannot get Big Ten Network?
December 10th, 2010 at 4:31 PM ^
it is showing on http://www.getyoursorryasstocrisler.com
Hope that helps.
December 10th, 2010 at 4:38 PM ^
If he was within driving distance of Crisler he would probably get the BTN.
December 10th, 2010 at 4:51 PM ^
If I didn't live in Texas.
December 10th, 2010 at 5:18 PM ^
My humor tends towards douchebaggery. Try these:
justin.tv, veetle, ustream, atdhe.net, or www.myp2p.eu, slipstreamtv.com, or maybe check Dylan's page http://www.umhoops.com Sometimes someone will post a link in the comments.
December 10th, 2010 at 5:25 PM ^
Thanks for passing that along.
December 10th, 2010 at 5:36 PM ^
I go to the University of Utah, and I am really tired of hearing about how good their basketball team was in the 90's and how that some how correlates to how good they are now. I really dislike me some Utes. It would be nice to talk some crap on my fellow classmates before our finals next week.
December 10th, 2010 at 6:35 PM ^
HELP!
December 10th, 2010 at 6:43 PM ^
I get BTN so I haven't checked to see if the stream actually works. You will need to download StreamTorrent to play it.
http://www.myp2pforum.eu/threads/49288-NCAA-Basketball-Dec-6-12-Streami…
EDIT: The stream is up. It's almost a minute behind, but beggars can't be choosers
December 10th, 2010 at 7:07 PM ^
I just don't know enough about the torrent gig etc., I am going to stick with mgoblue.com audio otherwise I am going to download a virus or something .... crud. Go Blue, they are looking, oops I mean, at least they are sounding great!