What if Tate has a great offseason?
I know Denard had an AMAZING season, I don't want anyone to interpret this post as anti-Denard, but honestly, Tate looked pretty good when he saw the field (Illinois game anyone?) What happens if Tate has an amazing offseason? Could we have some QB competition in camp next year?
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:34 PM ^
What if I develop a giant shanker on my penis by tomorrow morning?
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:35 PM ^
you should probably seek medical help to get rid of it?
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:37 PM ^
hmmmm...ya think?
December 4th, 2010 at 12:48 AM ^
Only if it lasts longer than four hours.
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:36 PM ^
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:39 PM ^
I would advise a new choice of resting places for your junk.
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:37 PM ^
It's spelled "Chancre"
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:49 PM ^
Now I have to google "chancre" and my husband is sitting next to me, wondering what the hell it is I'm doing.
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:57 PM ^
the co-pay is too high and that maybe you two should "take a break on the boom boom" for a week or two just in case
December 4th, 2010 at 3:35 AM ^
... Why did I go to 'images'?
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:45 PM ^
photos
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:49 PM ^
Photo.
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:53 PM ^
your junk would make it to the Guinness book. Nails and everything.
December 4th, 2010 at 3:59 AM ^
this is a jarring image
December 4th, 2010 at 1:16 AM ^
abcess photo?
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:53 PM ^
Back in high school a girl in my class had the last name Shanker. Really unfortunate.
Another girl had the last name Swallows. That's just plain bad luck.
I felt sorry of those two.
December 4th, 2010 at 12:50 AM ^
I graduated with a girl that had the last name Capinegro. The poor girl.
December 4th, 2010 at 1:18 AM ^
Fortunately, girls can marry and change their names. Those two probably married guys named Dick and Phuc.
Tomorrow is Saturday, and what the phuc am I going to do all day without Michigan football?
December 4th, 2010 at 1:57 AM ^
December 4th, 2010 at 3:39 AM ^
I feel bad because I know he was called 'Dick Head' way to many times...
December 4th, 2010 at 7:04 AM ^
Sister: Anita
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:56 PM ^
December 4th, 2010 at 12:01 AM ^
but the medicine the doctor gave me helped clear up my Broekheizen within a week
December 4th, 2010 at 12:54 AM ^
You'd be dating Justin Boren.
December 4th, 2010 at 1:15 AM ^
I think you're looking for the French spelling, which is "chancre", or something like that. And if so, you'll have some pesky venerial disease that I'm glad I'm not familiar with.
Via con Dios.
Edit: Badly beaten. Should have kept reading. One too many cervezas. Illinois is losing late.
December 4th, 2010 at 1:27 AM ^
wonky mcvaltrex
December 4th, 2010 at 2:42 AM ^
Dude, you should wear a rubber when you mindfuck the OP.
December 4th, 2010 at 7:02 AM ^
That would double the size of your cock.
December 4th, 2010 at 7:26 AM ^
I think you might be able to get a medical red-shirt for that.
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:35 PM ^
Transfer Transfer Transfer....rawhide?
December 4th, 2010 at 12:15 AM ^
December 4th, 2010 at 1:19 AM ^
First rule of Mgopoints is....
December 4th, 2010 at 2:51 AM ^
That's a story with many wrong-turns.
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:36 PM ^
Unless he can magically run a 4.3 or 4.4 40yard dash, I think we have our QB. Denard still has so much room to improve.
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:36 PM ^
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:36 PM ^
I suppose it's possible that he becomes a consistently bigger threat than one of the top Heisman contenders, but I wouldn't bet any money on it.
December 4th, 2010 at 12:24 AM ^
I mean, he had great numbers against the non-conference part of the schedule, but wasn't exactly on fire against the Big 10.
Even ESPN is a little incredulous (he gets 1 5th place vote out of 15 ballots--and it is probably from the guy who didn't vote for Cam Newton at all...a fact that I just made up.)
I'm sorry, even after this season, I look at DR and think...Wildcat! (Which is, seriously, a gimmick offense. That's why teams only run it for a play or two a game, if at all!)
Call me when his Touchdown to Interception ratio is bigger than 2.
December 4th, 2010 at 12:29 AM ^
So being top 25 in passer rating screams WILDCAT! to you?
December 4th, 2010 at 12:27 AM ^
Que Ridiculo
December 4th, 2010 at 2:38 AM ^
Hahahaha!
December 4th, 2010 at 12:37 AM ^
Jebus.
December 4th, 2010 at 1:10 AM ^
December 4th, 2010 at 1:29 AM ^
He's the first QB ever....EVER... in FBS history to gain over 1500 yards rushing
He's the first QB ever...EVER...in all of CFB to throw and pass for over 1500 yards separately. Heck, he set the record higher...first ever to get 1500+ yards rushing and 2000+ yards passing, and he's got a good shot at getting to 2500+ in the bowl game.
He actually got quite a few yards against Big 10 defenses. Of course there was a dropoff...but that will happen when the defenses are better than creampuffs. But even then, the overall dropoff was small.
[EDIT - Adding, the only reasons he's not really in teh Heisman conversation is because (1) of how many legitimate candidates there are, (2) Denard was a turnover machine despite his gaudy yardage stats, and (3) Michigan ended up only at 7-5 on the season]
December 4th, 2010 at 1:21 AM ^
Call me when you're not a total dipshit.
December 4th, 2010 at 1:24 AM ^
HUH?
2300 yards passing w/ 16 TD's out of the wildcat? wow, you're dumb!
pretty fucking good passing numbers for a first year starter no matter what kind of passer you are. He's only going to get better.
The only question I have with regards to Denard is his durability. Even that, however, should be tempered if we can get more production out of our running backs. I'd like to see us get to the point where denard's getting 10-15 designed carries per game, max.
As for Tate, I'm still surprised he hasn't decided to jumped ship for another school. I think he's got a lot of potential as a full-time starter, if he wanted it. I don't see him ever beating Denard out at Michigan, so, more power to him for being true to the team and sticking around.
December 4th, 2010 at 5:31 AM ^
*Caps lock warning*
REEDICULOUS!!!11!!!!!
December 4th, 2010 at 10:06 AM ^
then you are stupid or have some color barrier issues....
Clearly the other qb in the OP did not have a bigger ratio...
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:36 PM ^
As of now I think there is a pretty good chance he could be having an offseason someplace else. I would love to see him back but not don't see a likely scenario where that happens. Hope I'm wrong.
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:37 PM ^
That Tate will cement himself as the best backup QB in the nation. He isn't gonig to transfer, and Denard has shown too much skill and leadership to lose the job now.