The Season...through the Transitive Property
Before you start calling the 2010 season a failure, view the season through the transitive property! (In geometry the transitive property states if x=y and y=z then x=z)
Michigan beat UConn - UConn controls its own destiny to win the Big East
Michigan beat Notre Dame...and if that's not enough, ND beat USC!
Michigan beat UMass who beat James Madison who beat #15 Virginia Tech (who also may win the ACC)
Michigan beat Bowling Green who beat Marshall who beat Tulane who beat Rutgers who beat beat Army who beat Duke, who beat Virginia who beat Miami who beat Clemson who beat NC State who beat Florida State who beat Florida who beat Appalachian State...Oh how sweet revenge tastes!
Michigan beat Indiana...ah who are we kidding...
Michigan beat Illinois who beat Northern Illinois who who beat Minnesota who beat Iowa who beat MSU who beat Wisconsin who beat OSU
Michigan beat Purdue who beat Northwestern who beat Vanderbilt who beat Mississippi who beat Kentucky who beat South Carolina who is playing in the SEC championship game
So take into account the transitive property and Michigan wins the Big East, ACC, and possibly the SEC with revenge victories over Appalachian St. and USC (for all those damn Rose Bowl losses) and a win over OSU!! Not a bad season in my book!
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:31 PM ^
Michigan beat Illinois who beat Northern Illinois who is set to win the MAC
Well this is awkward...
December 4th, 2010 at 12:04 AM ^
But Illinois is crushing Fresno State, right?
December 4th, 2010 at 12:02 PM ^
So we could have [almost] won the MAC? I'm rejoicing and crying at the same time.
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:32 PM ^
N. Illinois lost to Miami (NNTM) in the MAC Championship Game. Oh well, we ALMOST had that one....
[EDIT: Also, what he said^^^^]
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:33 PM ^
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:36 PM ^
Alabama would count it and make it 12 National Championships.
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:42 PM ^
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:33 PM ^
Neat!
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:45 PM ^
Anyway we can turn the math in a way where we beat OSU so I can feel exactly no better?
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:48 PM ^
Yup, there's away, thanks for pointing it out (EDIT made on post)
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:53 PM ^
Thanks for the edit. Can't wait to forward this on to my buckeye friends. That will show them!
December 4th, 2010 at 12:04 AM ^
December 4th, 2010 at 12:05 AM ^
and your enemies closer
December 4th, 2010 at 2:21 AM ^
In the servants' quarters or something.
December 4th, 2010 at 12:10 AM ^
I really like this!
December 4th, 2010 at 12:51 AM ^
Looks more like a camel or a sheep.
December 4th, 2010 at 1:04 AM ^
I would have said a llama or alpaca.
December 4th, 2010 at 1:08 AM ^
It looks like Jstin Boren. I guess whenever I see something getting the s*** beat out of it nowadays I picture it as Justin Boren.
December 5th, 2010 at 2:34 AM ^
Damn camels always getting in the way with their long tails in my grassy fields.
December 4th, 2010 at 2:42 AM ^
Violence against unicorns is a serious offense.