Comprehensive List of M Hockey Cheers?
Back in the day, I used to go to UM hockey games all the time. I knew all the cheers, taunts and what-not. However, now that I am a student here I have, unfortunately, not been able to attend many games. With the Big Chill coming up I want to make sure I have all of my hockey cheers down pat. Anyone with hockey-going experience have a list of the cheers/songs that the student section performs?
November 28th, 2010 at 6:56 PM ^
Hey, [Goalie]
You're not a goalie, you're a sieve
You're not a sieve, you're a funnel
You're not a funnel, you're a vacuum
You're not a vacuum, you're a black hole
You're not a black hole, YOU JUST SUCK. YOU JUST SUCK. YOU JUST SUCK.
November 28th, 2010 at 7:25 PM ^
Hey, Hogan
You're not a goalie, you're a sain
You're not a saint, you're a savior
You're not a savior, you're a prophet
You're not a prophet, you're a messiah
You're not a messiah, YOU JUST SAVE, YOU JUST SAVE, YOU JUST SAVE, YOU JUST SAVE
November 28th, 2010 at 11:19 PM ^
do we actually chant that this year?
because thats kinda lame
November 29th, 2010 at 7:31 AM ^
no, I sit in section 17 this season aka the flag section/crazy section we have never done this cheer.
November 28th, 2010 at 6:59 PM ^
Hey (goalie name)
it's your mom, she says "you suck."
"Ugly goalie" when the mask comes off
"Ugly parents" on opponent goal
the really long profane one has been redacted and shifted
November 28th, 2010 at 7:02 PM ^
"Slutty sisters" on second opponent goal, improvised after that
November 28th, 2010 at 11:29 PM ^
my favorite. when there's a sexy grandma, that is
November 28th, 2010 at 7:58 PM ^
has died, sadly. Damn internet (& making get off my grass old man fist shaking.)
November 28th, 2010 at 8:49 PM ^
Where do you sit? It's still going strong in my section
November 29th, 2010 at 9:21 AM ^
What?? It was still going strong last year when I got to a game.
November 28th, 2010 at 7:04 PM ^
(Point to our Goalie) Say: GOALIE.
(Point to their Goalie) Say: SIEVE.
Repeat.
November 28th, 2010 at 7:05 PM ^
November 28th, 2010 at 7:24 PM ^
(Refs enter)
BOOOOO
CHECK THE NET (repeat until refs comply)
GET INSIDE (repeat as above)
WE WANT TUNISON/I SEE CANDY (ref known to throw us candy after checking net in 3rd period, unlikely in the Big House but oh well)
(Bring a copy of the Daily/E3W, make a big show of opening/reading/turning back when opposing lineup announced)
(Name annouced) WHO CARES, YOU SUCK (repeat, crumple and throw paper at the end)
(Opposing team on PP, puck in their zone)
WHOOOOOOPWHOOPWHOOOOPWHOP (annoying whooping/yipping until puck out of zone)
(Michigan goal: hold up # of goals on hands, follow others' hand motions)
listen for "GOAL COUNT"
READY? (count goals) WE WANT MOOOOOOOOOOOORE GOALS! SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE SIEVE IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT (followed by cowbell Go Blue)
("Pony", "Moose" songs: follow crowd dances, and then:)
MOOSE (moose antlers), SIEVE (point at sieve), repeat
(Scooter Vaughn has puck, is being awesome)
AHHH SCOOT SCOOT SCOOT SCOOT M-F'er, AHHH SCOOT SCOOT G-dam (tune of Get Low)
(Also when Louie Caporusso scores, we're not booing, we're saying LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU)
GIVE ME AN O, O (repeat for R,G,Y)
WHAT'S THAT SPELL? ORGY
WHAT'S THAT MEAN? TEAMWORK
(similar for ANAL (coming from behind) and FOREPLAY (we're gonna score!))
There's a lot of improv too depending on how entertaining the other teams' last names are. We aim for funny and clever heckling, no "get off your knees ref" or similarly unoriginal stuff.
Oh and if you don't dance then you're no friend of mine.
November 28th, 2010 at 8:00 PM ^
i just hurt inside when you said "moose song" instead of, you know, Rocky & Bullwinkle
November 28th, 2010 at 8:50 PM ^
I was trying to put it as plainly as possible
November 29th, 2010 at 9:24 AM ^
I'm glad the ORGY series of chants is going in Yost, they never did them while I was there but going to games with my brother I thought they were hysterical.
November 28th, 2010 at 7:14 PM ^
November 28th, 2010 at 7:18 PM ^
You mean starting at 1:04 right? You want to end at 1:00, not 1:01
November 28th, 2010 at 7:25 PM ^
It is:
(5) 5
(4) HOW
(3) MUCH
(2) TIME
(1) IS
(0) LEFT?
November 28th, 2010 at 7:32 PM ^
November 28th, 2010 at 7:27 PM ^
November 28th, 2010 at 7:51 PM ^
SKI POLER
November 29th, 2010 at 7:34 AM ^
Cum gobbler (new this season)
November 28th, 2010 at 8:01 PM ^
didn't occur when i went in late October for Nebraska
November 28th, 2010 at 8:53 PM ^
though the band plays over it obviously
November 28th, 2010 at 11:29 PM ^
Didn't the CCHA, or some other governing body, chastise Michigan for this? A version of that cheer was in place as early as 1996, when I went to my first hockey game, and I suspect earlier than that.
November 29th, 2010 at 7:42 AM ^
It was the sporting news that had a one page article on vulgar student sections at Yost and at Boston College. the ushers have given up kicking people out for saying the entire cheer. I have yet to see anyone get kicked out this season. I have gotten kicked out in past seasons for cheering cock sucker, but I have yelling loud and proud this season.
November 28th, 2010 at 8:04 PM ^
not to go all opposite of Wolverine318 on this but i got into a discussion with some older alumni and the atmosphere has really shifted in the past 5 years. the cheers, etc, really hit the wall in about 2004-2005. when the post-penalty cheer got offensive, the requirement for the band director to be OMG SRS, the antagonizing of Berenson over request for the kill of said cheer, etc. goddamn it used to be so much fun and now the cheers are just... nm
November 29th, 2010 at 7:45 AM ^
04-05 was when the infamous Sporting News article on offensive student sections at Michigan and Boston College was written. Bill Martin got into a hissy fit and starting kicking us out for saying cocksucker at the end. FWIW, the ushers have given up for this season to point where cock sucker is being cheered pretty loudly especially in section 17. Ski poler is starting to become accepted and some of us in section 17 started adding CUM GOBBLER at the end. It is pretty much a free for all again like it used to be. I think Dave Brandon realizes that Yost is at its best when the student has free use of the hockey cheer. Bill Martin was easily offended.
November 28th, 2010 at 8:21 PM ^
It is slightly out of date, but there is a list on the michigan superfan website.
November 28th, 2010 at 8:26 PM ^
That about covers it.
November 28th, 2010 at 9:06 PM ^
Cowbell/clapping accelerando from about 12-15 seconds until the end of the penalty followed by a hearty cowbell-lead "Let's Go Blue" cheer.
November 28th, 2010 at 9:09 PM ^
Lloyd Brady at the very beginning (?)
December 9th, 2010 at 12:44 PM ^
as far as for the student section, Yost is by far the best venue because the students are actually participating instead of not caring or just simply do nothing but watch the game.
November 29th, 2010 at 8:51 AM ^
No joke: the name of the webpage for the superfan.com site listed earlier is Rosenberg.
Talk about someone who is not a vacuum......
November 29th, 2010 at 9:00 AM ^
Announcer: Michigan State full strength
Crowd: And they still suck
February 2nd, 2016 at 8:04 AM ^
Guys, if you can! PLEASE come over to the University of Michigan DEARBORN, for hockey, and DO ALL OF THIS! If you stub your foot going up the stairs, and moan, it's considered to be WAY TOO MUCH NOISE! At the basketball games, the team actually has to do cheers for itself, like women do for softball at some schools! I took a cowbell in there, and they thought I was a GOD! But it's like pulling teeth in there, and they need all the help they can get from any of the Michgan fans and YOSTERS! And to think, that place used to be packed in the early 80's, and when they used to play and beat the big MICHIGAN TEAM! U of M Dearborn are the Wolverines, they have the same uniforms, except for the helmet, and they play the VICTORS, but it's like being in COFFIN, in that place, and they need some very LOUD AND CRAZY Wolverine fans, STAT!