Michigan Haiku
I have decided to write a haiku (5,7,5 syllables) in anticipation of Michigan's season. If you would like to submit a haiku as well it would be most welcome. Here's mine:
Hard wait for Marvin
Huskies fear the new Big House
Pray for healthy Molk
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August 26th, 2010 at 9:27 PM ^
August 26th, 2010 at 9:28 PM ^
Ankles did now break
Wolverines band together
Suprise win total predict
why do I sound like Yoda?
August 26th, 2010 at 9:29 PM ^
Michigan Football
Michigan Fucking Football
Uconn dies next week
August 26th, 2010 at 9:30 PM ^
the season is near
a bowl game for michigan?
Yes, on new years day.
August 26th, 2010 at 9:31 PM ^
'Til September 4th
We wait for the maize and blue
agonizingly
August 26th, 2010 at 9:33 PM ^
All i want is beer
jagermeister jack daniels
And a win next week
August 26th, 2010 at 9:36 PM ^
August 26th, 2010 at 9:38 PM ^
michigan football
i am not a good poet
september fourth <--- pretend fourth is two syllables
August 26th, 2010 at 9:45 PM ^
Woolfolk out panic
Jim Delany is a douche
Panic ahhh panic
August 26th, 2010 at 9:46 PM ^
Taking scholarships
Away from my worst players
I’m a big douche bag
August 26th, 2010 at 9:48 PM ^
Justin Boren quit
All you can eat open late
In state of Ohio
August 26th, 2010 at 9:48 PM ^
denard devin tate
run pass make us cheer on blue
experience ahhhh
August 26th, 2010 at 9:51 PM ^
Hail to the victors
Rosenberg is a douchebag
Kick ass for Rich Rod
August 26th, 2010 at 9:51 PM ^
Ty Law and Woodson
Cullen Christian must live up
or shoot outs abound
August 26th, 2010 at 9:52 PM ^
Least experienced team
in the Big Ten conference
for the third straight year
August 26th, 2010 at 9:54 PM ^
Even my contempt
For haiku, when expressed in
Haiku, is awesome.
August 26th, 2010 at 9:55 PM ^
No one could have guessed
Michigan Football is back
Third year is a charm
August 26th, 2010 at 9:57 PM ^
Reference point lost
November has no meaning
Who moved The Game?
August 26th, 2010 at 10:01 PM ^
Score Score Score Score Points.
Then score some more points. Score points.
Win with lots of points.
August 26th, 2010 at 10:42 PM ^
Points are important
Number is not if UConn
Has less at zero
August 26th, 2010 at 10:28 PM ^
Kovacs gets pick six
Then we miss the extra point
Six-zero final
August 26th, 2010 at 10:57 PM ^
Tally made by none
Except our scrappy bandit
Scoreboard etched in grit
August 26th, 2010 at 10:31 PM ^
Dilithium wind,
Huskies trying to keep pace,
Denard wins the race
August 26th, 2010 at 10:36 PM ^
well played blue from birth
fantastic first post from you
auspicious debut
August 26th, 2010 at 10:33 PM ^
RichRod cries in shame
Season over before start
Skunkbears hire Harbaugh.
August 26th, 2010 at 10:37 PM ^
phork you.
August 26th, 2010 at 10:42 PM ^
Phork feels his envy
His mother's blankets are cold
Blue love evades him
August 26th, 2010 at 10:51 PM ^
Impatient you are
The dark side I sense in you
That is why you fail
August 26th, 2010 at 11:16 PM ^
August 26th, 2010 at 10:38 PM ^
Can't wait for Huskies
To be U of M doormat
On September 4th
August 26th, 2010 at 10:44 PM ^
I move back Sunday
Welcome Week will be awesome
One-and-oh-baby
August 26th, 2010 at 10:46 PM ^
All helmets have wings.
No more meh controversies.
Finally: Football.
August 26th, 2010 at 10:55 PM ^
August 26th, 2010 at 11:04 PM ^
Formalism binds
Expression must find release
We're going to smack UConn in the goddamn mouth
August 26th, 2010 at 11:17 PM ^
5 and 7 years
wont allow you to stay 1
other teams blow by
August 26th, 2010 at 11:32 PM ^
August 26th, 2010 at 11:28 PM ^
August 27th, 2010 at 12:42 AM ^
Eight days 'till kickoff
Men with heart, honor, and wings
Overcome all. Hail!
August 27th, 2010 at 1:25 AM ^
Rich Rod's Wolverines
Are gonna negbang UCONN
To oblivion.
August 27th, 2010 at 10:53 AM ^
Notre Dame was the best
Irrelevant coaching caused
Kelly brings back Wins.