August 19th, 2010 at 10:34 PM ^
Until Mike Cox bursts through the hole!
I love these posts. Nice work Shoe.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:30 PM ^
...penetrates the secondary?
August 19th, 2010 at 10:30 PM ^
Lets see how many we can get.
15 days and a wakeup until Mike Cox takes his balls deep against a tight defense.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:35 PM ^
I love your balls.
August 19th, 2010 at 11:43 PM ^
You're going balls deep in a Huskie?
You are going to jail for a very very long time. Pervert.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:34 PM ^
15 days and a wake-up until I yell "TRUCK STICK BABY!!!" as Mike Cox plows his way inside to get to the second level, then bounces back outside for the speedy finish.
Giggity.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:37 PM ^
...until Mike Cox spurts through the defense
August 19th, 2010 at 10:38 PM ^
15 days and a wake-up until Mike Cox drops a load of points on UConn
August 19th, 2010 at 10:40 PM ^
except that "drops a load" sounds a lot more like he's giving them a Cleveland Steamer.
Which is... you know, if you're into that, I guess...
August 19th, 2010 at 11:46 PM ^
Every day. Not that I necessarily wanted to know the term, "Cleveland Steamer". Thank God for the Urban Dictionary.
August 19th, 2010 at 11:59 PM ^
I always thought that dogs laid eggs. So, yeah. I learned something today.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:39 PM ^
It's a shame Tulsa isn't on the schedule. You could have "15 days until Mike Cox pounds Beaver."
August 19th, 2010 at 10:41 PM ^
15 days until Mike Cox pounds a husky just isn't as sexy. I mean, don't get me wrong. Fat bottom girls and all that, but none the less.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:43 PM ^
How about chiming in so that I can pos-bang you for doing this countdown. I have not given you kudos yet. And by the way, its 15 days and a wake-up until Mike Cox puts seven points down UConn's throat.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:40 PM ^
Mike Cox comes at you so hard, he scores.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:42 PM ^
Mike Cox plows through the A-hole en route to a wide open endzone.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:49 PM ^
Just maybe he might just pound it up the middle though. Just sayin'. It would probably hurt the defense. The guy is huge.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:43 PM ^
15 days until Mike Cox busts through the A-hole.
/ a new personal low based on peer pressure.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:45 PM ^
How come you do the N-1 days "and a wake up"? Why not just N days til the game? Not trying to be a dick; just curious.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:50 PM ^
When I was in the Navy, everyone counted down the days until they were discharged in this exact same manner. By using the term "wake up" it made the number of days you were counting one less. Thereby making it seem like it was going to happen sooner.
Instead of saying 4 days until ______.
it was 3 days and a wakeup.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:53 PM ^
Exactly. When I was in Afganistan and Iraq, we did it the same way.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:57 PM ^
because people would know hundreds of days in advance exactly how many they had to go before they got out. It wasn't until someone stated "I'm a double digit midget" that you knew they were getting anywhere near close to completeing their enlistment.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:52 PM ^
It's a military thing. You need to watch some Vietnam movies or something. And by the way:
Until Cox hits the hole hard, going in and coming out the backside, and pounding in for the score.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:53 PM ^
I don't know, but Mike Cox informs me that it sounds like it's coming sooner.
August 19th, 2010 at 11:03 PM ^
Mike Cox puts it in for the score so quickly that it's embarassing.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:58 PM ^
August 20th, 2010 at 1:51 AM ^
... on Cox head.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:59 PM ^
Iron man already got a much more elaborate and funny version of my joke.
August 19th, 2010 at 11:07 PM ^
Mike Cox splits the seam
August 19th, 2010 at 11:19 PM ^
and Cox finishes it off.
...
Well, I hope my mom doesn't read this.
August 19th, 2010 at 11:25 PM ^
we could do this for a running back named Johnson, too
August 19th, 2010 at 11:25 PM ^
...how slippery he can be!
I'm glad he's not running for Governor anymore. We need his services in Ann Arbor, not Lansing. Oh, wait, he's still Attorney General. Goddamn, he does it all!
August 19th, 2010 at 11:29 PM ^
Alright ladies. That's hilarious. And about good. Nothing to see here.
August 19th, 2010 at 11:30 PM ^
Mike Cox crams his huge boner in your mouth
did I do that right
August 19th, 2010 at 11:56 PM ^
Good lord, you made me log in from work just to upvote you, thanks for the laugh BB.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:15 AM ^
Your avatar makes that sooo much funnier
August 20th, 2010 at 1:29 AM ^
They're coming from my eyes.
Just had to take Mike Cox out of my girlfriend's face pussy to say cheers good sir!
August 20th, 2010 at 6:50 AM ^
Crose enough!
August 20th, 2010 at 6:50 AM ^
Double Post
August 20th, 2010 at 8:40 AM ^
just to posbang you. Awesome stuff.
15 days and a wake up until Mike Cox slides through the defense to score.
August 19th, 2010 at 11:58 PM ^
-wait! Snyder already beat Cox.
August 20th, 2010 at 7:24 AM ^
... until Mike Cox tries to go through the hole, but there isn't any hole.
Don't worry, Mike. What happens in Thailand, stays in Thailand.
August 20th, 2010 at 9:08 AM ^
15 days until Mike Cox squirts through the hole and into the second level.
August 20th, 2010 at 9:11 AM ^
He'll be having a very reproductive season.
August 20th, 2010 at 9:12 AM ^
If he gets past those pesky linebackers!
August 20th, 2010 at 9:49 AM ^
Jackpot!