How it all went down(MS Paint)
Don't hate me, this is how I cope.August 18th, 2010 at 10:58 AM ^
Haha, I'm not going lie that is kinda funny. Sad but funny. Love the helmet and lightening bolts.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:00 AM ^
Too Soon?
August 18th, 2010 at 11:06 AM ^
No it's fine - let's get it all out now and look to the future. Good job.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:01 AM ^
I imagine this to be accurate.
Is there something about playing in the secondary that makes one uniquely injury prone? I only ask, because I've been following the Lions (complete waste of time, I know) and they have like eighteen people injured in the secondary.
Is it that God hates football in the entire state of Michigan, or just me?
August 18th, 2010 at 1:07 PM ^
No, he only hates MSU. It is just that his accuracy is on par with Reggie Ball.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:03 AM ^
I may feel a little better knowing it took three lightning bolts to take him out, where the average man only needs one.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:04 AM ^
I'd say this is pretty spot on.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:06 AM ^
The deity portrayed appears to be indifferent based on the relaxed nature of his hand. We know for a fact that angry Michigan cornerback hating god is just that: angry.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:10 AM ^
No no. God can do much more damage than a dislocated ankle. He's fairly nonchalant here. In his other hand he's eating his morning muffin, going about his business, injuring Michigan's defensive backfield, seeing how things are going in Afghanistan etc.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:19 AM ^
I'm not sure what's worse: having him be legitimately angry at us, or having "smite the Michigan secondary" as part of his morning routine.
August 18th, 2010 at 12:38 PM ^
I hope he chokes on that muffin. Yeah, I said it, you nonchalantly smiting prick.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:42 AM ^
True about the hand. He ought to be casting lightning out of his middle finger.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:10 AM ^
Till you can make one with us throwing lightning bolts back at someone else.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:17 AM ^
So sad...but so real...angry UM secondary hating god
August 18th, 2010 at 11:19 AM ^
Do you think they'll have the turf repaired by today's practice?
August 18th, 2010 at 11:22 AM ^
Very Accurate. Troy's helmet definitely has wings.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:34 AM ^
Very well done.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:43 AM ^
why is he wearing a Rams helmet???
August 18th, 2010 at 11:59 AM ^
"If there's a God, He's laughing at us and our football team."
- Ben Folds
August 18th, 2010 at 12:11 PM ^
God doesn't pick favorites...this is grumpy old Buckeyes helping out the Devil.
August 18th, 2010 at 12:10 PM ^
OK, now we are going to need the front 7 to put pressure on opposing QBs to help out the Secondary...Doesn't Charles Woodson have another year of eligibility?
August 18th, 2010 at 3:46 PM ^
This is now my background at work so people will now why I am on the ground cleaning the floor with my tears.