Fake Secondary Chat
In light of the recent injury to Woolfolk, I thought people might feel a little more positive if they saw the positive dialogue going on amongst the Secondary in light of the injury
Previous Discoveries: Fake QB Chat, Fake Coach Chat
You have entered UM Secondary Talk Google Wave
TGibsSmotherCover: "Alright guys. With the recent news about TWolf, I think it's important we get as much talk and positivity going about this upcoming season."
HaRRd Edge: "Guys this is where all of that conditioning and strategy will come in handy. Plus it Up and get a dessert and a 2 Liter of Coke for $5.99"
TortoiseAndTheHair: "Did someone say something about conditioner?"
CullenYourOffense: "Let me know what I need to do and I'll blow it up."
T8Gr8: "Can I take this blue helmet off?"
TortoiseAndTheHair: "No. Now get back on the field!"
TGibsSmotherCover: "What the hell is Tate doing in here?"
TortoiseAndTheHair: "Do you want a secondary or not? We're making him start from scratch. All in! Go Blue!"
HaRRd Edge: "What are you talking about Greg? We didn't agree to this. Tate, get back into the offensive set. Our South Main location will happily deliver to your location - Call today!"
TortoiseAndTheHair: "Fine. Do whatever. I don't even know anymore."
TGibsSmotherCover: "What's wrong Greg?"
TortoiseAndTheHair: "I'm just a bit depressed I guess."
CullenYourOffense: "Chin up coach - we'll find a way to get by without Troy."
TortoiseAndTheHair: "It's not that. I just... I found a grey hair today."
LetzGetDenard'd: "So I'm playing both sides now?
TGibsSmotherCover: "Who told you that?
LetzGetDenard'd: "Some guy on Facebook from Arizona messaged me."
T8Gr8: "Facebook's the shit. Peace out."
*T8Gr8 has left the chat*
TortoiseAndTheHair: "I'm just... this hair is so beautiful. What will it look like when it goes grey?"
FlashGordon: "We got this guys. Just need to take this to the next level. If I can do it, and if Moundros can do it, we can all step up."
*T8Gr8 has entered the chat*
T8Gr8: "Somebody on Facebook just said I don't have wings on my helmet because I'm being punished. I thought it was because we donated them to a needy family."
HaRRd Edge: "Are you kidding me with this shit? It was in your practice handbook. We've discussed it during practice. What have you been doing that whole time? Map our location today to find out how close you are to tasting Dominos tonight!"
TortoiseAndTheHair: " "
T8Gr8: "Farmville's some serious shit coach. I gotta be responsible and raise those cows or else what would people say."
*T8Gr8 has been removed from the chat*
*NotUrGardnerVariety has been invited to the chat*
NotUrGardnerVariety: "Uh why am I here? Coach Robinson invited me. You told me I was redshirting as a quarterback. Nobody said anything about defense..."
TortoiseAndTheHair: "Yeah yeah... do you have hair dye?"
NotUrGardnerVariety: "No?"
TortoiseAndTheHair: " "
HaRRd Edge: "Greg get your shit together. Our jobs are on the line this season. We got to be All In! Hold the Rope! Want to join our team? Fill out an application for driver and in-store service today!"
TGibsSmotherCover: "Pardon me but what in the hell is going on?"
TortoiseAndTheHair: " "
NotUrGardnerVariety: "I'm going to go..."
*NotUrGardnerVariety has left the chat*
*TurnerThaCorner would like to enter the chat*
TurnerThaCorner: "What's up guys?"
TGibsSmotherCover: "Oh thank God."
TortoiseAndTheHair: "JT do you have hair dye?"
TurnerThaCorner: "Nope!"
TortoiseAndTheHair: " "
HaRRd Edge: "JT can you get in shape and dedicate yourself to representing the Winged Helmets proudly? Our Saline location is open M-Th 8 am to 11 pm to meet your pizza needs."
T8Gr8: "They'll give you another helmet even if you don't. Mine's kinda badass. ALLLL BLUEEEEEE"
*T8Gr8 has been removed from the chat*
T8Gr8: "These colors don't run!"
*T8Gr8 has been removed from the chat*
T8Gr8: "I wanna be a COWBOYYYY BAYBAYYYY"
*T8Gr8 has been removed from the chat*
T8Gr8: "Did someone edit my Halo character?"
*T8Gr8 has been removed from the chat*
TortoiseAndTheHair: "OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!"
TGibsSmotherCover: "I didn't sign up for this."
*TGibsSmotherCover has left the chat*
TurnerThaCorner: "Man, this looks bad."
LetzGetDenard'd: "Coach Rob, I can go run and get you some stuff after practice."
FlashGordon: "Don't worry Denard - I've got him covered. Ha get it?"
TurnerThaCorner: "If you'd like me to return hit Ctrl W"
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HaRRd Edge: "It won't work! I'm doing it and it won't work! Domino's is a proud sponsor of NASCAR"
*HaRRdEdge has left the chat*
*JTFlow has entered the chat*
JTFlow: "I got this. Let's do it."
TortoiseAndTheHair: "Why bother? What is there left to play for?"
TurnerThaCorner: "Hey Coach Robinson, did you dye your hair white as a motivational tool? That's the whitest hair I've ever seen."
TortoiseAndTheHair: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
JTFlow: "Alright coach... good luck with all that."
TortoriseAndTheHair: " "
JTFlow: "I'm gonna go work out. Good to see you Turner. Let me know if you still want that sub club coupon you lent me."
*JTFlow has left the chat*
TortoiseAndTheHair: "I'm going to go write in my LiveJournal. I can't even think about football at a time like this."
*TortoiseAndTheHair has left the chat*
*HaRRdEdge has entered the chat*
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HaRRd Edge: "It still won't work! JT Call Me! To call a Domino's specialist to discuss your order, try any of our greater-Ann Arbor locations. Click here for more information."
*HaRRdEdge has left the chat*
TurnerThaCorner: "Mannnnn I kinda feel bad about all this."
*TurnerThaCorner has been removed from the chat*
FreeAgentCone: "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER!"
August 17th, 2010 at 9:56 PM ^
Autoschadenfreude.
Well played sir.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:30 AM ^
I think I'm finally there...what happened to "TAKE IT LIKE A MAN"?
August 18th, 2010 at 4:28 PM ^
happened.
August 17th, 2010 at 9:59 PM ^
I laughed, I cried. Perfect.
August 18th, 2010 at 1:42 PM ^
I lauged, I cried, I lost 15 pounds!
August 17th, 2010 at 10:03 PM ^
Never was an amazing laugh needed than right now. With people fighting to be first in line to jump off a cliff tonight, this should be front page material just to talk people back down.
I nearly died laughing when Tate mentioned his Halo character. You, sir, and your amazing "lost chats" are always a welcome addition. Keep 'em coming!
August 17th, 2010 at 10:05 PM ^
These never cease to amaze. Thanks for cheering me up a bit.
Am I mistaken, or did the "NASCAR" thing come up because RR mentioned work? It won't work = nascar fan? Maybe it was a coincidence. If you are thinking that far in depth, I applaud you and also feel for your MGoSanity.
August 17th, 2010 at 10:07 PM ^
Troy = Eric Mayes
August 17th, 2010 at 10:11 PM ^
TortoiseAndTheHair: "It's not that. I just... I found a grey hair today."
August 17th, 2010 at 10:32 PM ^
It's like masturbating with my own tears.
Okay, I'm cutting myself off now.
August 17th, 2010 at 10:56 PM ^
Just keep drinking. Your boss will understand.
August 17th, 2010 at 10:35 PM ^
Do you have hair dye?
August 18th, 2010 at 12:07 AM ^
Humor is the truth, only faster.
August 18th, 2010 at 12:42 AM ^
If I were near you I would kiss you.
August 18th, 2010 at 8:54 AM ^
It just got a little awkward.
August 18th, 2010 at 12:45 AM ^
I have to give you major props for responding to my request so quickly.
August 18th, 2010 at 12:45 AM ^
I have to give you major props for responding to my request so quickly.
August 18th, 2010 at 12:45 AM ^
This has literally kept me from jumping off the ledge about 12 times...... Pure Genius thank you sir.
August 18th, 2010 at 12:56 AM ^
What would we do without these gems? Thanks again, jajaja23!
August 18th, 2010 at 1:50 AM ^
This was perhaps the funniest thing I've read on MGoBlog.
August 18th, 2010 at 10:11 AM ^
Man BG looks like Rashad Evans and I just noticed this. Striking similarity.
August 18th, 2010 at 2:51 AM ^
Thank you for that. Frankly, I expected it to be something like:
You have entered UM Secondary Talk Google Wave
TGibsSmotherCover: I have called this meeting of cornerbacks to discuss our depth chart in the wake of Troy's injury. We will begin with a roll call.
JT Floyd: Here.
Cullen: Here.
TGibsSmotherCover: Anyone else?
TGibsSmotherCover: ...
TGibsSmotherCover: Anyone?
TGibsSmotherCover: Shit.
*TGibsSmotherCover has left the chat*
August 18th, 2010 at 3:56 AM ^
Hilarious. I think we all needed that.
August 18th, 2010 at 7:04 AM ^
ALLLL BLUEEEEEE lmao nice i love it...and the halo character again to top it off, poor Gerg!
August 18th, 2010 at 7:37 AM ^
now my favorite feature on MGoBlog.
August 18th, 2010 at 8:46 AM ^
August 18th, 2010 at 9:13 AM ^
I loved the part where Tate didn't know why his wings were taken away. Ha!
Oh, how I long for those days when the board was filled with discussion about Tate's wings. Seems so long ago.
August 18th, 2010 at 10:14 AM ^
Ha yeah that was my favorite part,
T8Gr8: "Somebody on Facebook just said I don't have wings on my helmet because I'm being punished. I thought it was because we donated them to a needy family."
Lol good stuff, keep them coming jajaja23.
August 18th, 2010 at 10:20 AM ^
Oh man, that part was so good, holy cow I was laughing so hard.
August 18th, 2010 at 9:40 AM ^
I don't know exactly why, but Gardner's "No?" killed me.
August 18th, 2010 at 10:16 AM ^
NotUrGardnerVariety: "Uh why am I here? Coach Robinson invited me. You told me I was redshirting as a quarterback. Nobody said anything about defense..."
TortoiseAndTheHair: "Yeah yeah... do you have hair dye?"
NotUrGardnerVariety: "No?"
TortoiseAndTheHair: "
I love this part too. Probably the best part of the whole thing.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:02 AM ^
TurnerThaCorner: "If you'd like me to return hit Ctrl W"
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Almost lost it at that part. I'm lucky my boss didn't happen to walk in at that moment, otherwise I would have had some splainin to do.
August 18th, 2010 at 4:00 PM ^
FTW. Maybe instead of actually getting angry on the sidelines this year, he can just have an assistant hold up emoticon cards for how he is feeling.
August 18th, 2010 at 4:32 PM ^
T8Gr8: "Can I take this blue helmet off?"
TortoiseAndTheHair: "No. Now get back on the field!"
That just killed me. Great post.
August 18th, 2010 at 8:14 PM ^
Brilliant and very much needed. I'm going to check out that playbook at CNTRL + W and ....
August 18th, 2010 at 9:22 PM ^
Much needed after the events of the last couple of days. Keep up the excellent work!
August 18th, 2010 at 11:15 PM ^
this is the funniest thing I have read on these here threads in quite some time.
August 19th, 2010 at 4:56 AM ^
No beer.
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