What Other Big House Improvements Would You Like to See?
Over at MaizenBrew.com, MaizenBrew Dave has listed ten additional things to improve at Michigan Stadium.
Here's the abbreviated list:
- Install a Slip and Slide
- Live Wolverine Cage By Visitors Locker Room
- Rename One of the Suites the "Up Yours John Pollack Memorial Suite for the Elites"
- A Slushee machine in Section 18
- Install Cloverfieldtron
- If You're Gonna Install Lights, Install 'em With a Dimmer
- Put in a Few More Entry and Exit Gates
- Install Trap Doors Under the Visiting Fans Section
- Bring the Huron River Closer to the Stadium
- On field Holding Pen for Other Team's Convicted Felons
Here's my number 11: Apply a small electrical charge to the seating during "key plays" to prevent anyone from yelling "Down in Front"
Number 12, etc.? Number 5 covers scoreboard improvements, so that's taken.
...smell like nasty redacted and post this combined picture of Rosie O'donnell in each of the visiting team's lockers....
for those inner thighs?
In so many, totally hilarious, ways.
Get your facts straight, that's NOT Rosie, that's Justin Boren!
I didn't notice the camel toe until you mentioned it. Of course, I was forced to go back and look. I will forever be haunted.
Fire extiguishers that go off 20 minutes prior to the visiting team taking the field.
For Sparty, we can rig them to dispense tear gas. It'll make them feel at home.
a quarter gets you a dozen rounds to volley at the visitors bench and fans.
i can't believe i'm the first person to say free beer would be a nice addition.
1.Beer garden
2. Wine bar
3. liquor bar
4. Hookah bar
5. Wacky tobaccy bar
I don't know why hearing "Beer Garden" always makes me think of large fountains that spray booze around instead of water.
Which sounds like a phenomenal idea.
I fail to see why the wolverine need be in a cage.
1. A replica of the moon with 3 UM grads waiving Maize and Blue flags while peering down on the visitors bench. "Space, bitches. Space" should be engraved on the moon.
2. An odd request, but an edited version of the Yellow Submarine video clip with the Blue Meanies that says "Today, Ann Arbor goes BLUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE"
An I. Q. monitor to stop anyone with an I.Q. of under 100 from entering. That would stop all but a few thousand Ohio State fans from entering.
Can we just let LC retire in peace??!! He was a true Michigan Man that did more for the school than you will hope to do. And he is the only person respected by Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Bill Brasky.
Let it go.
/sarcasm
A 200 foot tall Zoltan statue glaring at the opposing sideline.
And then Zoltan's ship comes from outer space when the opponent gets in the red zone, hovers eerily over their sideline, and then lasers off the endzone if a player happens to be running into it for a TD
As long as his ship also provides teleportation services for fans from far off states.
@#3 FTW
Encourage early arrival and disencourage selling tickets to non-students. Heck, I say we ban students who sell tickets to away fans. Nothing pisses me off more than seeing a bunch of red or green in the student section.
I know a lot of in-state kids have high school friends who go to State... but seriously if they're gonna be a dick the whole game don't bring them. Otherwise they're potentially risking a whole lot of bodily harm according to the rest of this thread.
A lot of people who go to State are generally nice guys. The thing is, they often are generally nice guys who got rejected by Michigan and hold a grudge about it. Hence, during sporting events, they become dicks.
More wins.
Sorry.
That is all.
needs less dimmer and more Clapper...for that strobe affect during the games.
Dominick's stands with sangria around the stadium.
We need a Montgomery Burns release the hounds button...............and lots of hounds
And a Duff beer blimp
#1--Ban sweater vests.
the continuous trough style urinal at the south endzone.
Edit: Bah....... I'm way late to the party. I should have known that this would have been one of the first suggestions..
A dome!!
(not really)
Make them wolverines and we have a deal, they don't even need mutation to be ill-tempered.
Alot less scarlet at the end of November...........Last year was my first time making it to "The Game" and although I enjoy every visit, the # of buckeye fans made me sick! (That and the vodka & redbull)
See also: THIS
Instead of a dome I propose we roll with a thunderdome type ceiling. After a second bowl is added of course.
i don't care as long as we win baby!!