OT: All-time favorite MGoTerms
twatwaffle - (twat-wah-full): n. An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
Okay, the past nine months since I joined MGoBoard have seen some of my favorite Internet content, ever. In just the past week, I have been introduced to terms such as "douchey twatwaffle" (my all-time favorite) and "bullshittery." I'm sure there are others, but my chortling is limiting my powers of recall at the moment.
What are some of yours? And I promise to pos-bang everyone who contributes one of the terms.
Only available on the MGoBlogosphere.
I had heard of being a douche, but had no way to qualify the act of being so. I'm sure it didn't originate here, but MGoBlog sure helped its legend grow.
"Ass Clown".
This is the most common term used to describe Drew Sharp.
AssHat
Asshattery. Perfect for describing the byproducts of Drew Sharp's cranial-rectal inversion.
This is one of my favorites for sure. But i enjoy it more when it is "No Talent Ass Clown"
Like Mike Bolton?
It took talent to consistently avoid TPS reports, while swindling Initech of their money.
I was talking about the singer. Why should the initech worker have to change his name? Michael Bolton is the one who sucks.
I also like 100 percent pure Columbian awesomeness. I had never heard that before joining here.
It's actually Colombian (as in the coffee), and not Columbian.
In that case, I just invented a new term.
Ftr, it's also properly used as a noun. As in "100% pure Colombian Awesome."
The spelling of "percent" is a habit. The symbol saves space, but it is one of those AP Style things that was hammered into my head in J school.
but i am a big fan of HOWEVA
aboverage.
popular last summer after that douche threatened to run over me and my fellow students with his car
That was a post for the ages. Thanks for the contribution.
and am still afraid to go to Potbelly.
He works at Cosi.
I'd rather have spit in my science project than my A-Wreck.
Drats.
unverified voracity and the legend behind it.
EDIT: And also OMGShirtless to describe a potential stud recruit (originated when tebow was a high school senior and some picture of him shirtless came out IIRC). Or the even newer Half-Shirtless to describe a potential recruit who could be good but isnt at the top of the totem pole.
Erroneous.
"OMG Shirtless" and "OMG Half-Shirt" have nothing to do with a player/recruit's potential. It only has to do with how good they look when they rock a no-shirt or half-shirt look. For example, if M-Rob chose to go shirtless here:
http://www.umvarsityblue.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mrobsany0003-1…
We'd be saying "OMG Shirtless" but he chose to mix it up and go half shirt. It doesn't mean he has less potential than Tebow...
WTFShirtless
WTFShirtless seems to apply mostly to alabama players for whatever reason.
http://brahsome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/andre-smith.jpg
that defies all known laws of physics...
the image of Admiral Ackbar on him...
Close. OMGShirtless came about back in the blogspot/sitemeter days. One day Brian was checking his referrals and discovered that someone had found their way to mgoblog by googling "Tim Tebow Shirtless" or "Tebow Shirtless" (I don't remember which). This was when Tebow was still a much-hyped recruit and not the college football savior that we all know him now to be.
I think it's only been within the last year that an actual shirtless picture of Tebow emerged, finally fulfilling the prophecy.
While I fear his future presence on the field and perpetual eligibility, I still laugh whenever Tacopants comes up.
oh my god, every time I hear the word "tacopants" I just bust out laughing. One of, if not the best, terms ever invented and perfect for describing the particular situation.
Legendary Mgoblog term. Every time I read it I laugh.
I recall I had to explain to my wife what I meant when I was watching last season...
There was a missed pass.
My response: "fcuking tacopants..."
Wife: what the hell?
I am unsure she quite understood the application of a fictitious character as a causal factor in passing game inefficiency last fall.
Tacopants is a term that can bring a laugh every time.
and of course, year of the infinite dong punch
head asplode
I don't know what it is but imitations of GBMW get me everytime BUT ALSO make me laugh everytime. No sugar coat.
Although saying it anywhere is gets confused looks
Also Brian's exclamation when reacting to the new look of Denard in his track picture "Sweet Jesus in a pickle bun!" I use that from time to time as well and it gets some chuckles, thanks Brian.
Was the word's Antonio Banderas edition?
Magnus - n. Someone who appears to be a cynical asshat, but is really just a shockingly frank person with accurate information and zero tolerance for ignorance.
Example:
Fred: "Dude, I thought my fantasy team would be lights-out 'cause of the research I did about the players, but Joe was a total Magnus to me and now I have to redo the entire thing."
Jim: "What an asshole."
Fred: "Maybe if he wasn't right."
Magnus, posting under multiple aliases is frowned upon.
I have no scruples.
Makes the 12 year old in me laugh every time.
Negbang and UNACCEPTABLE (only in all caps).
DOUCHENOZZLE.
If I recall, the official credit would go to ChrisGoComment. RIP?
The post that originated it may be the funniest piece Brian has ever done.