OT: Just met probably the most idiotic man in Michigan...
a few more drinks so he passes out and you wont have to listen to him anymore lol because some of the comments you have posted that he has said sound absurdly drunk
In a Hangover type mix-up, someone tried to drug you, but was mistakenly given LSD instead of GHB, which he/she dropped into your drink in an effort to have their way with you. Obviously, you were at a sports bar, and had Michigan football on the mind, as most of us do, and the LSD combined with the deepest recesses of your brain to form this hallucination of a man who is a combination of all things you find horrible in sports fans. This is probably why he looked like a strange combination of Drew Sharp and Michael Rosenburg, with the voice of Rob Parker and Matt Millen's hair. It would also explain why he was drinking the blood of a freshly sacrificed virgin out of the skull of one of Alabama's 3rd string offensive lineman, who is getting a medical redshirt due to accidental decapitation in one of Nick Saban's famed "French Revolution" drills. I advise you get back home as soon as possible, and ignore the Morgan Trent like apparitions that appear before you on the walk home, all you need to do to make them go away is a stop and go route.
that seemed like a lot of effort
There are no virgins in Alabama.
Some girls run faster than their brothers
for birth control.
I think you've met an internet troll. This could be the first time he has ever left the basement......
OMG, he met scooter with the UofM alumn lawyer parents from the Freep ... scooter made it out of the basement. Must have missed all of us who used to spar with him before last August and had to go find a sparring partner at the bar.
you were having drinks with Drew Sharp! Shame on you!!!
"You can't fix stupid."
I can't believe people like this exist!!!
Apparently you don't listen to a whole lot of sports talk radio....
This ought to be enough to get his voting and breeding rights revoked. I know that's a touchy area of social policy, given a bad name by some who took it too far about 70 years ago; I have a hard time accepting the idea that whoever can find a willing partner can procreate, and we as a society bear the brunt.
Captain Obvious would say that this is akin to a few smart antelopes finding an area of the savanna without any lions. Soon enough the herd would have more than its fair share of fat, lazy, stupid antelopes that did nothing but eat, complain, and shit all over the place. They would take their un-hunted status for granted and presume in some way that they deserved it.
rebuttals to the analogy and offer a counter-analogy.
There could be worse things, like three NBA All Star games. Or maybe we could have NFL Pro Bowl games every Sunday in February.
I was at a Tigers game last month (Damons walk off) with some family. I was wearing my white Michigan jersey and some MSU guy, my aunts sister-in-laws uncle or something, started chatting me up about Rich Rod. When he leared that I live in ohio he started talking about a MSU recruit from my area who has a "4.9 GPA" (which I dont think is really possible, but whatever) It took me all my strenght not to say 'Really? were gonna compare academics? Is that where were going with this??" But being the polite, respectfull wolverine that I am I bit my tounge.
I'm pretty sure 4.9 is possible with a lot of "advanced placement" courses. I'm also pretty sure that most kids with that kind of GPA would chose a different school than MSU.
This is a well-reasoned, harmless post. A couple of schools nearby weighted AP and honors courses, which of course just led to drama over valedictorian status. At my school, myself and the other six 4.0 students just shared it and chilled out.
but I think the whole "intelligent people don't choose MSU" joke is as tired as the "attractive girls don't choose Michigan" generalization.
Some schools (MIT, for one) use a scale out of 5.
Well tell Coach Dantonio I said hi.....
just more proof that crack don't smoke itself.
One of the 3 or 4 best lines I have ever heard or read. Well played, Sir.
there's all kinds out there. a colleague of mine from notre dame sent myself and another michigan alum colleague an email the day the sanctions were announced saying "how michigan had 'soiled' themselves" . my fellow michigan alum snaps back that michigan did not soil themselves, but that it was "white trash from west virginia and when they leave order will be restored". when i emailed him a couple of the more middle ground analyses of the report to show him that the "white trash" had nothing to do with it he simply shrugged it off and said the report was a sham and that "he knows that rich rod cheated and brandon is covering up to not have michigan get a bigger black eye than we would otherwise".
i am not sure if thi colleague reminds me more of dan akroyd in "sneakers" or mel gibson in " conspiracy theory".
and i was stewpid enuf to click on it!
it appears there is serious competition for the title of stewpidest man in meatchicken
Was he talking about "Beaverism"? I might know of the same guy. Last name Beaver. First name? Who knows.
...Sounds like my friend Tyler. Ignore him.
you met Kwame?
Stupidest in Michigan? Thats nothing! When I moved to Arizona from the Detroit area in high school, my first day in English class I told a girl I was from Michigan and she asked me what state Michigan is in...