WTF MSU - Unverified survey from MSU
Don't know if this is true or not, but good lord, they are taking this entire Larry Nassar/Sexual Harrassment thing well.
February 28th, 2018 at 2:15 PM ^
That CAN'T be for realz...
I would very much like for this to be real
February 28th, 2018 at 2:15 PM ^
lmaooo
February 28th, 2018 at 2:15 PM ^
No way that’s real. Right?
That cannot be. I hope to hell it is. Please be real.
It can’t be
February 28th, 2018 at 2:16 PM ^
LMAO that can't be real...
February 28th, 2018 at 3:43 PM ^
Even putin is laughing at this....
....or maybe he hacked into their computers....
/no politics
February 28th, 2018 at 4:54 PM ^
or maybe he's Putin his ding dong in the wrong places.
February 28th, 2018 at 5:08 PM ^
lol, ^, lol
February 28th, 2018 at 4:34 PM ^
If it is real:
1. No
2. Yes
3 No
4. Yes
5. No
6. No
7. Yes
February 28th, 2018 at 5:25 PM ^
Is it weird that I am all "yesses"???
February 28th, 2018 at 5:45 PM ^
It's weird, but not unexpected.
I accidentally came on my own beard once. It was kind of traumatizing at the time -- I thought seriously about just jumping out of bed and shaving it off immediately, and my partner was...not supportive. But in hindsight it's pretty cool that I checked off two boxes at once.
February 28th, 2018 at 2:24 PM ^
Dumbest human of today.
February 28th, 2018 at 2:24 PM ^
Do you get points or a prize for the most "Yes" responses? Asking for a friend.
February 28th, 2018 at 4:17 PM ^
"yes"
February 28th, 2018 at 2:27 PM ^
Looks to me like a fun place to go to school if you're asking me.
February 28th, 2018 at 2:32 PM ^
All of the above.
February 28th, 2018 at 3:27 PM ^
....but which ones within the last 24 hours???
February 28th, 2018 at 4:16 PM ^
all of the above
February 28th, 2018 at 2:33 PM ^
At least the football team there is vetting now...
/s
February 28th, 2018 at 2:35 PM ^
MSU went balls deep with this survery
February 28th, 2018 at 2:41 PM ^
What oriface at MSU created this?
February 28th, 2018 at 2:41 PM ^
*office
February 28th, 2018 at 2:44 PM ^
is more on point.
February 28th, 2018 at 2:43 PM ^
These surveys are pretty common. The university probably just wants a bead on what's normal.
As much as MSU feigns ignorance, they pay a lot of admin people a lot of money to track sexual trends and things including allegations involving student athletes.
February 28th, 2018 at 3:12 PM ^
Did they have to make it an anal bead?
February 28th, 2018 at 4:38 PM ^
"Alright, according to this here survey, a lot of people have gag reflexes here."
"Cool."
February 28th, 2018 at 2:45 PM ^
seems like typical survey to me. If you answer yes to gagging on a penis you get a 50 dollar wallmart gift card right?
February 28th, 2018 at 2:49 PM ^
next time make sure to get the gift card first.
February 28th, 2018 at 5:05 PM ^
I should have figured that out on my own, they owe me like 10k in gift cards already
February 28th, 2018 at 2:47 PM ^
I'm 90% sure this is real. It looks like they added some really dumb questions to the ACHA's National College Health Assessment. http://www.acha-ncha.org/survey.html
Per MSU's twitter, they are administering it right now. https://twitter.com/HealthySpartans/status/968659573144997888
February 28th, 2018 at 2:48 PM ^
This is a gag.
February 28th, 2018 at 2:55 PM ^
...on a penis?
February 28th, 2018 at 3:30 PM ^
BOOM!!! You get the drop mic gif of the day!!!
February 28th, 2018 at 4:48 PM ^
MeanJoe definitely meant that on purpose. Wrong mic dropper.
February 28th, 2018 at 2:50 PM ^
There's no way this is real.
February 28th, 2018 at 2:50 PM ^
These are some awfully penetrating questions.
February 28th, 2018 at 3:31 PM ^
So you condom them for this survey???
February 28th, 2018 at 4:21 PM ^
semens pretty innocent to me.
February 28th, 2018 at 6:56 PM ^
Is that how this game works?
February 28th, 2018 at 3:50 PM ^
....as well as superfacial!
February 28th, 2018 at 2:52 PM ^
first four questions could relate to incidents that began as consensual but possibly escalated/ended into a perceived assault. Certainly an assault can occur within an otherwise consensual encounter. If this is in response to issues related to a "rapey" culture at MSU, such questions would certainly be relevant.
February 28th, 2018 at 3:02 PM ^
Exactly, we need to identify perceived assults along with actual, theoretical, virtual, historical, cultural, nocturnal, habitual, sensual, conceptual, gradual, annual, and interperceptual assaults . They obviosuly cant just ask if someone has been sexually assualted or been involved in an unwanted sexual encounter, etc. It's important to know whether they gagged on a penis or if/where bodily fluids ended up. This is all VERY relevent and important to unpack.
February 28th, 2018 at 3:40 PM ^
you not understand that a woman who consents to have sex does not automatically consent to questions 1 or 3 of that survey? Question 1 in particular. That could be a stand-alone assault and the victim of it may not even understand that it is or can be.
I don't even know if the damn survey is real, but if it is, I understand the nature of the questions and why those questions are actually relevant to try to understand a certain kind of culture that may be leading to a problem.
February 28th, 2018 at 3:49 PM ^
I'm going to be careful about how I approach this, but also there are studies that have been conducted (or are being conducted) related to the impact of pornography on sexual acts. Not saying this is legitimate, but the line of questioning would be consistent with that.
February 28th, 2018 at 4:01 PM ^
Yes, this is why I discuss every action that will take place prior to having sex. I put together an agenda or "meeting minutes" and have the lucky participant sign on the dotted line right before each act so that I know they have legally consented. its super sexy and never kills the mood.
February 28th, 2018 at 5:46 PM ^
Or order of march? I feel it’s important to distinguish what’s gonna happen, but also the precise moment when “it” will happen. Nothing worse than getting slipped a digit when you’re not ready. Amirite? Gotta lay it all out, or her attorney will never agree to it.
February 28th, 2018 at 4:08 PM ^
Joking aside, I get it. I just think perceived assault is a silly term. Im more concerned with the legal definitions of assault. You could accidentally gag on a penis and it not be assault (i would know) or it could be in a violent manner which is assault. The question is vague and seems silly without context unless more is provided that we cant see in the picture
February 28th, 2018 at 4:23 PM ^
Not sure even a mosquito would gag on koala peen