Stop Being a Melancholy Mustelid--we're gonna be fine thread
This post is just to get that bullshit beneath it off the lead line.
If you can't get excited for the 2018 season, you need to ask yourself why you even follow this team and probably need further medical treatment.
Shea, DPJ, Black, Steubs!!!!, Hudson, Don Mother Fucking Brown, HARBAUGH!!, 9 returning starters to that defense, The non returner is a 5 star beast, um Devin Missile Bush, More Hudson this time maybe a stud OT, Ruiz, Peters, All the TE!!!!!, my bet is on Singleton, everyone has forgot about near 5 star Luigi, Uche and Paye are going to kill a QB on a blitz, ND at night, revenge against PSU, Evans out of the backfield, Higdon thru safeties, Long and Hill and AMBRY on the slot!!!
[Ed-S: Title edited, carry on]
February 21st, 2018 at 3:55 PM ^
I'll remember this the next time I'm in the shower.
February 21st, 2018 at 5:24 PM ^
Giddy up
February 21st, 2018 at 7:57 PM ^
February 21st, 2018 at 3:58 PM ^
No apologies were necessary. Unfortunately, the double post of that particular GIF absolutely signifies what this thread - if I leave for a bit - will undoubtedly become.
Actually, the triple post nailed it, come to think of it.
February 21st, 2018 at 4:06 PM ^
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February 21st, 2018 at 4:49 PM ^
...the terrorists have won if we can't watch a monkey that is dressed up like a cowboy ride a dog that is wearing a saddle.
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February 21st, 2018 at 4:47 PM ^
Wolverines, badgers, etc. are mustelids
February 21st, 2018 at 4:54 PM ^
also mopey otters
February 21st, 2018 at 5:35 PM ^
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
February 21st, 2018 at 4:56 PM ^
The Mustelidae are a family of carnivorous mammals, including weasels, badgers, otters, martens, mink, and wolverines, among others. Mustelids are diverse and the largest family in the order Carnivora.
February 21st, 2018 at 3:58 PM ^
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February 21st, 2018 at 3:59 PM ^
One neg per minute and counting. Should be a good thread.
February 21st, 2018 at 4:03 PM ^
I am looking forward to seeing Luigi on the field
February 21st, 2018 at 4:18 PM ^
February 21st, 2018 at 4:50 PM ^
I think you just did
February 21st, 2018 at 5:20 PM ^
Because he coudn't find the warp portal.
February 21st, 2018 at 4:08 PM ^
Tomorrow we will have three new threads on this topic titled:
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Thread for People Who Upon Hearing the World is About to End Would Immediately Rush Out of the Bar and Into the Nearest Church
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Thread for People Who Upon Hearing the World is About to End Would Immediately Rush Out of the Church and Into the Nearest Bar
- Thread for People Who Upon Hearing the World is About to End Would Simply Lie Down with a Paper Bag Over Their Head
February 21st, 2018 at 4:17 PM ^
Nearest bar for sure
February 21st, 2018 at 4:18 PM ^
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February 22nd, 2018 at 1:35 PM ^
February 21st, 2018 at 4:11 PM ^
I can't get too excited because I no longer have any idea what drives a good football program. The randomness and chance and unseen factors that go into building a good college coaching staff have become clearer and clearer and it makes me shrug and say "whatever" when I think about Michigan football.
Tl;dr: I have no idea what's going to happen and therefore don't feel much either way.
February 22nd, 2018 at 10:46 AM ^
February 21st, 2018 at 4:11 PM ^
February 21st, 2018 at 4:18 PM ^
Don't know why, but at least we'll be fine.
February 21st, 2018 at 4:26 PM ^
I am withholding judgement until the Shea Patterson decision is final and if we get that grad-transfer OT or not.
February 21st, 2018 at 4:33 PM ^
Agreed. Next year will be the start of a 10 year run of consistent top 10 teams. Harbaugh has rebuilt the roster, and we are positioned for consistent success. Peters/Patterson/McCaffrey and Hudson/Newsome/Steuber/Honigford/Runyan/Mayfield/Hayes will solidify the QB and tackle positions long term. Defense is well positioned for long term excellence.
Only question in my mind is does it start in 2018 or 2019. The 2018 schedule is brutal even for an experienced team, and we are still young on offense (defense too but that's ok).
Just got to make it through the summer. Come on spring game!
February 21st, 2018 at 4:45 PM ^
February 21st, 2018 at 4:46 PM ^
Then urb gets flagged for taking one on the cockholster!
February 21st, 2018 at 4:54 PM ^
February 21st, 2018 at 4:57 PM ^
may be a little melodramatic and bipolar with the communication above - he does make a point. Been a ton of whining, bitching and moaning since that bad - but relatively meaningless - Outback Bowl.
Lot of great things going for us heading into 2018, correctly pointed out by the OP. Hopefully, the spring game will help positively improve the outlook, and change the tone of comments, from the great fanbase on this board.
February 21st, 2018 at 5:45 PM ^
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February 21st, 2018 at 5:31 PM ^
The NC in football and B Ball next year.
Great things soon.
February 21st, 2018 at 6:39 PM ^