Signing of the Stars
11 am in the backroom of The Brown Jug. A little smaller venue this year after 3k at Hill then 2.5k at Crisler. The ESPN style analyst two top will be manned by Joey Galloway and Jim McElwain. The reserved booth in the corner is for special guests Bobby Higginson and Chyna of WWE fame. Noted signees expected to be there ---a PWO long snapper from Temperance Berford and a sophmore from Alice Lloyd they found at last months open try outs. Julius Welschof will be interviewed by Don Brown on the big screen in the corner (he'll be on break from his water bottling job). Come say HI, I'll be posted by the VIP entrance in the alley by the old Dollar Bill Copying on Church street.
February 7th, 2018 at 7:08 AM ^
Are you drunk?
February 7th, 2018 at 7:11 AM ^
Just another reminder of a class that could have been. Wonderful!
February 7th, 2018 at 7:16 AM ^
aaahhhhh, that's why mcilwain is in town. makes sense now.
February 7th, 2018 at 7:18 AM ^
Damn funny really.
February 7th, 2018 at 12:13 PM ^
I'll drink to that.
February 7th, 2018 at 7:26 AM ^
cute. actually not cute
February 7th, 2018 at 7:30 AM ^
This OP convinced me to start an actual NSD open thread.
February 7th, 2018 at 9:06 AM ^
Chyna is dead.
February 7th, 2018 at 9:55 AM ^
Cross her of the list then
February 7th, 2018 at 7:43 AM ^
have a class as low rated as this?
February 7th, 2018 at 7:45 AM ^
There's this internet thing that can easily assist you in your search for information
February 7th, 2018 at 8:04 AM ^
In Rivals' rankings, Michigan was #31 in 2014 and #21 in 2011. So yes.
February 7th, 2018 at 8:09 AM ^
2011 was 30th
2014 was 20th
February 7th, 2018 at 7:43 AM ^
I actually found this kind of funny, but was there ever an official announcement that there would be no Signing of the Stars this year, or is it obvious that it's simply not appropriate in our dire times?
February 7th, 2018 at 7:47 AM ^
Although it won't be well-received. Not because it's not funny (it is IMO) but because you're hitting a very, very raw nerve.
February 7th, 2018 at 7:56 AM ^
Early signing day put the kibosh on SOS. I worked the first SOS and was on an aisle between the students and the VIP section . I guarded Jehu Chesson's leg that was sticking out in the aisle (he was on crutches) and told Jake Butt how to find the men's room in the lower level. The marcing band high stepping down the aisles and breaking into the M fanfare still brings a smile to my face.
February 7th, 2018 at 8:57 AM ^
So, it does beg the question . . . is SOS oficially a dead thing now?
February 7th, 2018 at 8:02 AM ^
will consist of Marlee Matlin providing a reading of War and Peace at an undisclosed table at The Blue Nile.
February 7th, 2018 at 8:06 AM ^
humor is a good thing.
February 7th, 2018 at 8:08 AM ^
With an outstanding effort, Matt Dudek has recruited Rich NimRodriguez to be a guest analyst
February 7th, 2018 at 8:22 AM ^
This is bad, and you should feel bad for posting it.
February 7th, 2018 at 8:23 AM ^
Right combination of credible poster, well written prose, current events (jim M sightings) and execution of punch line (Alice Lloyd FTW!)
Sad I have but one upvote to give.
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February 7th, 2018 at 8:34 AM ^
I almost believed it until I saw the mention of Chyna (deceased)
February 7th, 2018 at 8:35 AM ^
Bloody Marys gone wild
February 7th, 2018 at 8:46 AM ^
will anyone work the door with recruiting flyers?
February 7th, 2018 at 8:52 AM ^
Joey Galloway.
February 7th, 2018 at 8:53 AM ^
I applaud you for the attempt, but Chyna died a few years back and I don’t find that funny.
February 7th, 2018 at 10:00 AM ^
Obviously, he missed the RIP Chyna thread from two years ago.
February 7th, 2018 at 10:31 AM ^
I’m sorry for your loss.
February 7th, 2018 at 8:55 AM ^
Don't fuck with us.
Not in the mood today.
February 7th, 2018 at 9:42 AM ^
of satire in the morning...
February 7th, 2018 at 9:57 AM ^
Perhaps brighter days are ahead. First, our boys need to stop losing every time they play a rival or a good team.
February 7th, 2018 at 10:26 AM ^
I take it that it hasn't been great?
February 7th, 2018 at 12:46 PM ^
There's good, authentic acid going around again?
February 7th, 2018 at 2:40 PM ^
This is funny only if it's real
February 7th, 2018 at 5:48 PM ^
It's funny. Today sucks. It was the perfect lead in to the garbage that would ensue.
Need to beat Notre Dame very badly.
February 7th, 2018 at 6:06 PM ^
I like the Temperance Bedford shout out.
Very well done.