OT: Haiku contest
It's great to be a
Michigan Wolverine
Say Biff and Benny
This haiku has been
"Disqualified" even by
The David Bowie
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why do we haiku
im done with school and formats
bring on some pigskin
the main question is:
Tate or Denard as no. 1?
say: dilithium
His name is shoelace
Do not blink you will miss him
Got DIlithium?
The spreadfather waits
knowing vengeance will be his
Look out Big Ten! Word.
My dog's name is Yost
No one in Wy understands
When I cry, Frozen Four
It's the off-season
It is interminable
This passes the time
Michigan football
Like a drug pumping in veins
Hurry September
Life without football
Or Michigan Wolverines
Is no life at all
shoelace, tate, roh, cam
demar, conference 'spansion
perhaps hibernate
Can one find a flight?
Lincoln to Piscataway
Bigger Ten confounds
or
Wildcats and Lions,
Now Panthers and Tigers too
Big Cat Conference
Morgan Trent will fade
Unlike Denard and his dreads
Tee up the football
roundeye ginger boy
drunken hockey lap - lunch mom slap
family surprise
Cross many time zones,
Drunken laund'rer says welcome?
Facebook stalk commence!
why must the haters hate so?
join the team, I say!
Have you all gone mad?
None of these things even rhyme
Wait, what's a haiku?
says my dictionary, yo
though rhyme is sublime
I give no quarter
To my most hated rivals
For them I wish tears.
Now I grow dreadlocks
Sacrifice my hair to show
Loyalty to team
Just met wife's friend's spouse
The guy named his dog Rudy
I told him he sucked
Drools a lot and can't see shit.
He could be a ref!
Oh yeah sign me up
Hiaku is my middle name
I just roll this way
Shoelace Robinson
He has a Lil Boosie fade
Psych, not really, dude.
Sing to the colors
that float in the light; hurrah
for Yellow and Blue
Visions in my head
Denard runs read option spread
Vengeance in Fall
end cometh, mark d
fall victim to the onslaught
post game shake, dont cry
It's almost time,get ready.
Payback's a bitch yo.
Barwis in your face
Five and seven a disgrace
Nine wins be the case
Gemini IV and
Apollo 15, M crews
All - Space, Bitches, Space
When all is said, done;
Shadows lengthen, voices hoarse.
WIN! Pos-bangs for all.
I saw only football
so I thought that i would supply
something about hockey
Bacon Bacon Yum.
Bacon Bacon Bacon Yum.
Bacon Bacon Yum.
someone knows the best way to get a pos-bang
Big Ten Expansion Haiku:
Mizzou says "pick me!"
Notre Dame plays hard-to-get.
So who's in? Beats me.
I submitted one, but it wasn't Mich or Big Ten related:
Mark Dantonio
Doesn't need to stretch his team
They're still loose from jail
Change takes time for us
Pain, hardship lead to glory
Just in time for fall
Craig Roh will tear your
face in two, and feed it to
Will Campbell. Goodbye.