Seahawks Malik McDowell arrested
December 10th, 2017 at 5:56 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 6:00 PM ^
beat me to it!
December 10th, 2017 at 7:53 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 8:02 PM ^
Straight up, he went to THEEEEEE Michigan State University!!!
December 11th, 2017 at 9:00 AM ^
You bass-turd...I literally LOL'd in my office prompting my nosy neighbor to investigate.
December 10th, 2017 at 5:56 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 5:57 PM ^
Shocking. He comes from such a disciplined program.
December 10th, 2017 at 6:00 PM ^
The Dean of Discipline would be ashamed by this kind of behavior!
December 10th, 2017 at 6:00 PM ^
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December 10th, 2017 at 6:25 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 8:37 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 6:00 PM ^
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December 10th, 2017 at 6:07 PM ^
Frank Clark is severely disappointed
December 10th, 2017 at 6:08 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 6:22 PM ^
December 11th, 2017 at 9:02 AM ^
"...our buns have no seeds."
December 10th, 2017 at 6:38 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 7:03 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 6:10 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 6:14 PM ^
I could see him not having any money left that was gained via legal means, however, me thinks he will have, shall we say, an under the counter type job/income source.
December 10th, 2017 at 8:00 PM ^
The morally part was probably achieved a while ago. Sad, I thought for sure he was one of deeantony's kids of character!!!
December 10th, 2017 at 7:56 PM ^
To be fair that's true for the majority of NFLers (and NBAers). To even up the betting we might need to set a tighter timeline. How about two years? One year?
December 10th, 2017 at 9:32 PM ^
December 11th, 2017 at 2:15 AM ^
Maybe that's why it's only 60% for NBAers while it's 78% for NFLers.
December 10th, 2017 at 8:33 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 10:39 PM ^
This is what I was thinking about when I saw this: "McDowell suffered a concussion this summer and is not on the active Seahawks roster." If his career is over, or soon to end, his choices are going to seriously hurt him.
December 10th, 2017 at 6:12 PM ^
Dantonio will call Pete Carroll and recommend Malik be given no water at the next team meeting as punishment.
December 10th, 2017 at 6:14 PM ^
Nah, Mork would suggest Pete pick him up from jail and drive him to the next game
December 10th, 2017 at 6:20 PM ^
I just realized I assumed Mork makes all his players go to team meetings. Oops. Your punishment is probably more likely.
December 10th, 2017 at 6:15 PM ^
To precisely no one.
December 10th, 2017 at 6:15 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 6:31 PM ^
To a female cop:
"F*** both of ya'll hoe ass n*****, p**** ass cops, I bet I get out, I got more money than ya'll, ya'll ain't got enough money for me, p**** ass crackers, broke ass n*****."
Honestly I don't think anyone under the circumstances could remember that detail unless recorded (maybe it was?), but I'm sure the quote serves as a decent paraphrase regardless.
December 10th, 2017 at 6:32 PM ^
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December 10th, 2017 at 6:33 PM ^
I suck at Wheel of Fortune I can't figure out the missing letters, little help from the board
December 10th, 2017 at 6:36 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 7:22 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 7:25 PM ^
Wow you went there
December 11th, 2017 at 12:55 AM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 6:35 PM ^
Oh wow! If he said that and it is recorded, that is not going to end well for him.
December 10th, 2017 at 6:38 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 7:21 PM ^
only thing he left out was calling somebody some version of 'homo', and he could've hit for the cycle.
December 10th, 2017 at 8:03 PM ^
December 10th, 2017 at 8:53 PM ^
never heard handicap or religion used on the street, but hey, why not make it a gradulate level class for the former msu 'student' athlete.
December 10th, 2017 at 10:21 PM ^
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