November 22nd, 2017 at 9:31 AM ^
I live amoung them
They boast, they brag - unending
I miss John Cooper
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:39 AM ^
Tressel gets show cause
The school gets Urban Meyer
Life is so not fair
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:40 AM ^
Sinister, ugly
With their large mouths they breath
Jim guarantees them shut
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:43 AM ^
Pirates have nuts
Pecan Pie
Eat up, me hearties!
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:44 AM ^
I hate hate hate hate
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
hate hate Ohio State.
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:49 AM ^
Our coolers have beer
The Buckeye coolers have poop
Please take them back home
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:50 AM ^
Forever, I hate
That damn team, Ohio State
May we beat them, please?
OR....
With luck, we should win
But what is luck anyway?
A fluke play needed
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:53 AM ^
Than hateful. The lion isn’t pissed at the zebra he’s simply hungry. I hope those Wolverines are starving gong into Saturday even if one can find absolutely no useful function, nutritious or otherwise for a buckeye.
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:53 AM ^
Ref's pat on the ass
Is not a sign of bias
So say the Buckeyes
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:07 AM ^
up hatred in its purest form. Those bastard refs made a mockery of sport, the concept of competition, integrity, competence, you name it, at level never before seen.
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:57 AM ^
On the biggest play
JT's head crossed the line
But the ball did no
November 22nd, 2017 at 9:57 AM ^
Urban Anusface
Urban, Urban Anusface
Urban Anusface
EDIT: Added a comma on Line 2 between first and second Urban. Reads much better now.
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:00 AM ^
Fuck Ohio State
I wish them nothing but pain
Oh please let them die
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:18 AM ^
Crushing Buckeye Nuts
Such is happiness - make you
Shit your Golden Pants
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:16 AM ^
torment of recent
shall be assuaged by Harbaugh
putting boot in ass
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:17 AM ^
Playoff worthy no
Shellacking from Iowa
Proves Buckeyes unfit
November 22nd, 2017 at 1:33 PM ^
Michigan will win
All the poor sad truck drivers
"I guarantee it"
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:18 AM ^
Scarlet and Gray is
An awful color combo
Brutus’ wardrobe sucks.
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:25 AM ^
Speight Peters O'Korn
Malzone McCaffrey Sessa
Just hand the ball off
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:32 AM ^
Playoff worthy? No.
Your wins are most substandard.
All say: "You must lose."
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:35 AM ^
All buckeye nation
Believes urban is a saint
He hasn't fooled us
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:47 AM ^
It is Thanksgiving
But do not eat a buckeye
That poisonous nut
Everyone murders
And gets cars and free tattoos
That is Ohio
Oh how we all hate
That football team from down south
The Ohio State
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:46 AM ^
I will always be
A Michigan Fan. Not just
in fair weather. HAIL
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:48 AM ^
The bad guys wear red,
But heroes wear maize and blue.
Hope Peters aims true.
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:52 AM ^
Ohio sucks ass
Meth, herpes, truckers, and trash
Toilet bowl is full
November 22nd, 2017 at 10:57 AM ^
I miss John Cooper
Please come back to us very soon
Bauserman for life
November 22nd, 2017 at 11:06 AM ^
In 1968 is Never to be forgotten, forgived
but yes to understand is to know How Bad M Wants to BEAT Ohio.
Everyday of the year. Go Blue.
November 22nd, 2017 at 11:42 AM ^
Losers wear Red.
Winners wear Blue.
Bacteria lives in a toilet.
Ohio residents do too.
November 22nd, 2017 at 1:34 PM ^
I don’t know any
I live on west coast and their
Degrees don’t travel
November 22nd, 2017 at 12:29 PM ^
Butt lubricated
Pro-Buckeye refs form a line
Delaney chuckles
November 22nd, 2017 at 12:30 PM ^
May thine hearts be true
To our revered Maize and Blue
Fuck Ohio State
November 22nd, 2017 at 12:50 PM ^
Harbaugh guarantees
Buckeye miseries; alas,
Maybe not this year
November 22nd, 2017 at 1:10 PM ^
Trolling Michigan and backing the Buckeyes as his school.
Even though he couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the c and the t.
He can kiss my ass!
November 22nd, 2017 at 1:19 PM ^
Fumbles by their best
Barrett, Dobbins, and Weber
Crush their dreams and nuts
November 22nd, 2017 at 1:27 PM ^
Toilet Bowl Stinkers
Can smell them a mile away
Buckeye tears bring joy
November 22nd, 2017 at 1:49 PM ^
Strew them along the highway
All the way back home!
November 22nd, 2017 at 1:51 PM ^
This one will hurt bad
Harbaugh in his second year
Next year is our turn
November 22nd, 2017 at 2:44 PM ^
In '11 we last won
Hairlipped chick almost punched me
We are so due to win
November 22nd, 2017 at 2:59 PM ^
The team, the team, the team
Rick Flair says Woo
Victory
November 22nd, 2017 at 3:04 PM ^
When Urban loses
The curse finally lifted
Tears in Ohio
November 22nd, 2017 at 4:26 PM ^
fuck ohio state.
November 22nd, 2017 at 6:46 PM ^
Barrett was stopped short.
We don't forget or forgive.
(Griffin fumbled, too.)
November 22nd, 2017 at 7:20 PM ^
Hate hate hate hate hate
Rabble rabble rouse argh grr
Grumble grumble hate
November 22nd, 2017 at 7:48 PM ^
....rivalry between UM and Ohio. I hate the f'ing and absolute abortion of officating that went on last year. There was something wrong...really wrong with that crew of officials, and Delany just showed what a jackass he really is by doing nothing and at LEAST giving UM fans a decent confirmation that the job they did was a complete shit-fest.
I don't mind losing a fair game, but I do mind getting a screw job from a bunch of bucky eyed refs. If that team of slimy officals is anywhere near UM stadium this year, I hope the crowd boo's every call they make so loud that not even God can hear them.
November 22nd, 2017 at 11:38 PM ^
Whatever happens
Hail to the Leaders and Best
Forever Go Blue
November 22nd, 2017 at 11:48 PM ^
Eat rotten eggs ohio
with spoiled milk
and a dead frog
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Now I will go google Haiku so I know what it is. Looks like half sentences or something.