November 9th, 2017 at 7:33 AM ^
Please don’t make me eat the soup
Seriously man
November 9th, 2017 at 7:46 AM ^
Terrapin, turtle
What is the difference uh?
Oh, it is the same
November 9th, 2017 at 10:29 AM ^
Is a terrapin
Some kind of fancy turtle?
Ask the Grateful Dead
Woe to Maryland
they play their sixth string QB
the D Line will feast
Under Armour cash
makes their uni's look like barf
such attention whores
November 9th, 2017 at 11:06 AM ^
November 9th, 2017 at 7:37 AM ^
Me fear the turtle?
That would be unpossible
Turtle gonna die
November 9th, 2017 at 11:15 AM ^
Nunc Testudines
quod est impossibile
pro te vincere
November 9th, 2017 at 7:43 AM ^
yes, roses are red
you know violets are blue
but turtles are dead
November 9th, 2017 at 7:44 AM ^
Coach DJ Durkin
Cost us Ohio State game
Payback is a bitch
November 9th, 2017 at 8:06 AM ^
What is terrapin?
Terrapin no Gamera
Just dinky turtle.
November 9th, 2017 at 8:10 AM ^
Silly ectotherms
wolverines are warm blooded
winter is coming
November 9th, 2017 at 8:50 AM ^
Poikilothermal
Science-talk for cold-blooded
Bio 101
November 9th, 2017 at 8:11 AM ^
DJ Durkin. One.
Safety, up high, forever.
Try something else, dude!
November 9th, 2017 at 8:14 AM ^
DJ Durkin wakes
from a nightmare in the dark
7 10 73
November 9th, 2017 at 8:15 AM ^
November 9th, 2017 at 8:23 AM ^
DJ spinning like
capsized turtles on their backs
Soup for dinner yum
November 9th, 2017 at 8:25 AM ^
Built from the opposite stuff
As a plane’s black box
November 9th, 2017 at 8:52 AM ^
Rarely do I laugh
Humor missing usually
But Black Box? That's funny!
November 9th, 2017 at 8:32 AM ^
Michigan arrives
To tame the injured turtle
And turn it to soup
OR
Ah, Durkin Donuts
Once delicious, now irksome
Torch the Terrapins
November 9th, 2017 at 9:18 AM ^
Durkin is leaving?
But he didn't say goodbye!
Durkin's gonna pay
November 9th, 2017 at 9:26 AM ^
A fifth string QB?
I don't see that going well.
Nor does Mo's belly.
November 9th, 2017 at 9:27 AM ^
November 9th, 2017 at 9:39 AM ^
November 9th, 2017 at 9:39 AM ^
November 9th, 2017 at 9:49 AM ^
Durkin, our former
D C, has worst defense, in
the league. No Q B.
Durkin, you would have
Done better, staying. Harbaugh!
All is well. Don Brown!
November 9th, 2017 at 9:52 AM ^
Run run run the ball
Hudson eating turtle soup
November 9th, 2017 at 9:56 AM ^
Roses are red
violets are blue
some poems rhyme
this one doesn't
November 9th, 2017 at 10:15 AM ^
Crab Cakes and Football
Walk Ons and Awful Accents
It's What the Terps Do
November 9th, 2017 at 10:24 AM ^
No more QB's left
Who will play for MD now
Don Brown does not care
November 9th, 2017 at 10:26 AM ^
Fourth string quarterback
Spells doom for Maryland Terps?
Jim Harbaugh thinks "Yes"
November 9th, 2017 at 10:53 AM ^
Car crushes turtle.
Kevin Malone has a sad.
Maryland same fate.
November 9th, 2017 at 12:21 PM ^
November 9th, 2017 at 12:26 PM ^
November 9th, 2017 at 1:10 PM ^
Maryland is one
Of those teams that I forget
Is in our conf'rence.
November 9th, 2017 at 1:14 PM ^
Another day for
DJ's defense to give up
300 rushing
November 9th, 2017 at 1:42 PM ^
I made a photo
It was created last year
May as well re-post
November 9th, 2017 at 2:08 PM ^
For those who are rusty, Haiku form goes like so...
-
Line 1: x syllables
(x is the Maryland QB's place on the depth chart)
-
Line 2: y syllables
(y is the jersey number of one of Michigan's weapons of mass destruction, and also the number of points Michigan will earn for each defensive touchdown [and extra point])
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Line 1: z syllables
(z is the number of overall losses Maryland has entering this game)
November 9th, 2017 at 2:32 PM ^
none of these are goddamned haikus. 5-7-5 is necessary BUT NOT SUFFICIENT for a haiku. Haikus generally have (i) a reference to nature (ii) a 'stop', which is hard to describe but is sort of like a before and after, at the end of line 1 or 2, and (iii) a feeling of momentary peace / stoppage of time / something fundamental.
This is just off the top of my head, but something closer to real haiku would be:
Wolverine watches
The cold wind-brushed water - splash!
A terrapin dies.
November 9th, 2017 at 3:38 PM ^
Turtles in the dirt
Getting stomped on by UM
They watch in horror
November 9th, 2017 at 4:31 PM ^
November 9th, 2017 at 4:55 PM ^
Right syllable count
but no nature reference
no haiku for you
November 9th, 2017 at 7:33 PM ^
Calm down there big guy
It's just our MGoHaikus
Not your English class
November 9th, 2017 at 2:49 PM ^
A shell with no meat
1000 helmet migraines
No sweetheart, it's just sleeping
November 9th, 2017 at 4:50 PM ^
Terrapins sunning,
Wolverines bring early freeze:
DJ painful wince
November 9th, 2017 at 4:51 PM ^
Die, Leonardo
Donatello, Raphael,
Michaelangelo
November 9th, 2017 at 4:57 PM ^
November 9th, 2017 at 4:57 PM ^
woe to Maryland
sun shines but tsunami comes
crabcakes asunder.
November 9th, 2017 at 6:22 PM ^
Maryland is down
Gamera is Godzilla
Wearing a backpack
November 9th, 2017 at 8:05 PM ^
November 9th, 2017 at 9:00 PM ^
Violence afoot
Bodies strewn on grass
Mo rubs belly much
November 10th, 2017 at 11:36 AM ^