Sparty Jokes
I have seen quite a few over the years. I think it is time to have a laugh about this rivalry and not be so serious. I will give you a couple of examples...
1. Q: How do you keep the spartan football team off your lawn?
A: Put up goalposts.
2. Mark Dantonio
October 5th, 2017 at 2:52 PM ^
Tragically this weekend at Michigan State University there was a blackout at the library and a bunch of their students got stuck on an escalator
October 5th, 2017 at 2:53 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 2:55 PM ^
you guys plan that or what?
October 5th, 2017 at 3:02 PM ^
should probably stop on that joke, like George Costanza walking out of the conference room on a high note...
October 5th, 2017 at 3:48 PM ^
Coco! Coco!
October 5th, 2017 at 3:05 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 3:09 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 3:16 PM ^
There are TWO books. It's just that one hasn't been colored yet.
October 5th, 2017 at 5:52 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 9:58 PM ^
October 6th, 2017 at 8:07 AM ^
You can tell by the hands? I'm not busting your chops, but just curious as to how the hands are a "tell" as to the person's nationality/ethnicity. Or the book's. Whichever you're referring to.
Also, all the other book titles are in English, FWIW. This 3-D book definitely depicts Mt. Fuji, but the hands?
October 6th, 2017 at 8:39 AM ^
He's Rick Steves... obviously he knows things.
October 5th, 2017 at 9:10 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 3:40 PM ^
One of these days, some Spartan is gonna find Waldo.
October 5th, 2017 at 8:18 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 3:22 PM ^
I thought MSU just used books as tinder for igniting couches.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:23 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 8:42 PM ^
Like they have a library!
October 6th, 2017 at 6:54 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 2:56 PM ^
How do you get an MSU grad off your porch?
Pay for the pizza.
October 6th, 2017 at 11:13 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 2:59 PM ^
Not a joke, but the last few years i've gone to East Lansing for the game, students come up to me and say how they are still Michigan fans even though they go to State.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:26 PM ^
Why are random students coming up to to tell you this? You a dealer?
October 5th, 2017 at 3:27 PM ^
It it's followed by "We love Toys R Us", he's Dave Brandon.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:54 PM ^
Lol no, my friend worked at a liquor store and id sit behind the counter waiting for him to get off. They'd say things like "Go Blue" under their breathe and what not.
October 5th, 2017 at 5:41 PM ^
Might be easier for him to get off if you were under the counter
October 5th, 2017 at 5:09 PM ^
I live in Lansing and I know MSU grads who are diehard Michigan fans
October 5th, 2017 at 3:00 PM ^
What do an MSU grad and a Michigan grad have in common? They both claim they got accepted to Michigan.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:30 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 3:45 PM ^
Small, important change. I prefer, "they both could have gone to State." I don't know many M alums that bothered applying to MSU. I sure didn't.
October 5th, 2017 at 4:17 PM ^
I NEVER APPLIED TO STAEE, but one day during my senior year of high school, I received an acceptance portfolio from them, replete with signed acceptance letter, glossy brochures, and get this, an enrollment application. The letter referenced the application form, essentially stating that they reserved a spot for me and receipt of the application would confirm my spot.
My response then, as today, is "what a joke."
October 5th, 2017 at 4:41 PM ^
I applied and got an acceptance letter that said "You are a Spartan!". I said no, and then hell no. Not sure why I applied.
In my son's high school they will give you an on the spot acceptance if you have decent grades and scores. This is not a top high school either.
October 5th, 2017 at 11:55 PM ^
at UM med school, MSU OD school, and was DENIED at the MSU med school. I framed that letter and still have it. ( also accepted at Creighton, Indiana, Wayne State, Case Western, and others befrore I accepted at UM).
October 5th, 2017 at 3:00 PM ^
What is spartys favorite candy?
..A. Butterfingers
October 5th, 2017 at 3:02 PM ^
September 2 | 7:00 PM | Furman* | No. 12 | Spartan Stadium • East Lansing, MI | BTN | W 28–13 | 74,516[6] |
September 17 | 7:30 PM | at No. 18 Notre Dame* | No. 12 | Notre Dame Stadium • South Bend, IN (Rivalry) | NBC | W 36–28 | 80,795[7] |
September 24 | 12:00 PM | No. 11 Wisconsin | No. 8 | Spartan Stadium • East Lansing, MI | BTN | L 6–30 | 75,505 |
October 1 | 8:00 PM | at Indiana | No. 17 | Memorial Stadium • Bloomington, IN (Rivalry) | BTN | L 21–24 OT | 43,971 |
October 8 | 3:30 PM | BYU* | Spartan Stadium • East Lansing, MI | ABC/ESPN2 | L 14–31 | 74,214 | |
October 15 | 3:30 PM | Northwestern | Spartan Stadium • East Lansing, MI | BTN | L 40–54 | 75,625 | |
October 22 | 7:30 PM | at Maryland | Maryland Stadium • College Park, MD | BTN | L 17–28 | 41,235 | |
October 29 | 12:00 PM | No. 2 Michigan | Spartan Stadium • East Lansing, MI (Rivalry) | ESPN | L 23–32 | 75,802 | |
November 5 | 12:00 PM | at Illinois | Memorial Stadium • Champaign, IL | ESPNews | L 27–31 | 47,144 | |
November 12 | 12:00 PM | Rutgers | Spartan Stadium • East Lansing, MI | BTN | W 49–0 | 73,701 | |
November 19 | 12:00 PM | No. 2 Ohio State | Spartan Stadium • East Lansing, MI | ESPN | L 16–17 | 73,303 | |
November 26 | 3:30 PM | at No. 8 Penn State | Beaver Stadium • University Park, PA (Rivalry) | ESPN | L 12–45 | 97,418 |
October 5th, 2017 at 3:03 PM ^
You didn't include their bowl game!
October 5th, 2017 at 3:27 PM ^
Holy hell.
MSU beat Rutgers 49-0.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:28 PM ^
Rochester School for the Blind beat Rutgers 63-0
October 5th, 2017 at 4:00 PM ^
...and took a knee the entire 4th quarter.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:56 PM ^
Yes MSU was so bad last year they only beat Rutgers 49-0
October 5th, 2017 at 4:06 PM ^
October 6th, 2017 at 10:43 AM ^
Well, you know, defeat something....dignity something...
October 5th, 2017 at 7:50 PM ^
Hey.. at least they aren't Rutgers.
October 5th, 2017 at 9:17 PM ^
October 6th, 2017 at 7:26 AM ^
...they had a 9 win season again! They beat those 3, so by default, they beat all the teams that Furman, ND, and Rutgers beat. How did they not get into a bowl game?