OT: Rutgers, The Rich Get Richer
Just kidding, the poor get poorer. Rutgers gets 2 years probation for failing to monitor football program. Honestly, who wants to monitor them doing anything?
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:06 PM ^
That's a "nice ass" look Kyle just shot the camera.
NTTAWWT
September 22nd, 2017 at 2:53 PM ^
that was a "that dude is crazy" look.
September 22nd, 2017 at 12:36 PM ^
Is it really against the rules to "fail to monitor" incompetence?
September 22nd, 2017 at 12:38 PM ^
Exactly, if I was in charge of monitoring them, I'd be at the bar drowning my sorrows.
September 22nd, 2017 at 12:58 PM ^
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:07 PM ^
The NCAA doesn't have the cruel sense of humor to do that.
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:10 PM ^
September 22nd, 2017 at 2:44 PM ^
September 22nd, 2017 at 12:44 PM ^
Monitoring Rutgers sounds like a harsh punishment in itself.
September 22nd, 2017 at 12:50 PM ^
Given what a mess it is when they play football, just imagine how disorganized and screwed up their personal lives are? To quote Deadpool, it must be like watching "two hobos f*****g in a shoe filled with piss."
September 22nd, 2017 at 5:41 PM ^
Must be either a damn big shoe or 2 very small hobos.
September 22nd, 2017 at 5:41 PM ^
BTW, are hobos and clowns related or the same genus???
September 22nd, 2017 at 6:20 PM ^
The reverse order strikes me as more common
September 22nd, 2017 at 2:56 PM ^
September 22nd, 2017 at 12:40 PM ^
And the football program gets the death penalty would it be considered a mercy killing?
September 22nd, 2017 at 12:47 PM ^
“So the kids cry when you tie an old tiger to a tree and shoot him. But that's life! America's in a state of renewal. We've gotta have the strength to tie a few factories to a tree and bash 'em with a shovel.” Ray Zalinsky
September 22nd, 2017 at 12:55 PM ^
didn't read the article. Afterall, "I can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?"
-Big Tom Callahan
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:30 PM ^
I think what you mean is, "You can get a good look at butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you his word for it?"
September 22nd, 2017 at 2:35 PM ^
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September 22nd, 2017 at 4:20 PM ^
That guy....might not call.
September 22nd, 2017 at 4:18 PM ^
My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.
September 22nd, 2017 at 12:39 PM ^
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September 22nd, 2017 at 12:40 PM ^
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:17 PM ^
I want to offer up a B1G spot to Pitt....
...just to fuck with Penn St.
September 22nd, 2017 at 3:39 PM ^
September 22nd, 2017 at 3:59 PM ^
Penn State's next 9 regular season opponents are Akron, Akron, Akron, Akron, Akron, Akron, Akron, Akron, and Akron.
Man, Akron is going to own A LOT of land on the final version of College Football Imperalism.
September 22nd, 2017 at 12:44 PM ^
I was curious to see what he is up to now. Looks like he found a home as an assistant OL coach for the Atlanta Falcons.
September 22nd, 2017 at 12:45 PM ^
News of our main rivals is never OT.
September 22nd, 2017 at 2:07 PM ^
We get it, Rutgers thinks they're our rival, but we don't think of them that way. It was funny at first, but now it is totally played out.
And it's disrespectful to our true main rival - Illinois.
September 22nd, 2017 at 4:39 PM ^
Glad I read your post all the way through. I always like your posts, but as I started reading that one, I began to think your /s meter wasn't working... then BOOM, Illinois! Nicely done.
September 22nd, 2017 at 12:47 PM ^
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:24 PM ^
during the season. That's a good response as far as the NCAA is concerned. Then they fired him and the AD as soon as the season ended. Given the nature of the charges, probation seems like their most appropriate penalty.
September 22nd, 2017 at 12:49 PM ^
Sewage Flood. A Bowl ban would've been a great troll.
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:05 PM ^
The NCAA was also going to give them a bowl ban but decided why bother?
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:19 PM ^
before they joined the B1G.
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:42 PM ^
September 22nd, 2017 at 3:37 PM ^
at the expense of New Jersey's youth--you should be. . . okay, that's funny.
My mom used to teach at their med school, and the place kinda had a rep as a decent, affordable state school.
September 22nd, 2017 at 7:04 PM ^
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:23 PM ^
Which is hilarious.
Because Rutgers is poor.
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:31 PM ^
This man is monitoring Rutgers as we speak....
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:59 PM ^
Is clearly a Rutgers student working his magic on a class whiteboard. The mop to his right is his major. Even more to his right is just another day in 'Jersey.
September 22nd, 2017 at 2:25 PM ^
That garden needs to be fenced.
September 22nd, 2017 at 2:40 PM ^
Fence master on the appointed day.
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:31 PM ^
Does that mean they won't be able to accept a bowl bid?!
:(
September 22nd, 2017 at 1:45 PM ^
Slap on the wrist.
I guess the NCAA noticed that Rutgers had put itself on a double secret 10 year bowl ban commencing a few years ago.
