Michigan Toaster
August 26th, 2017 at 12:10 PM ^
if you can have it put a WD on the other side of the slice, I think you'll have a taker
August 26th, 2017 at 12:12 PM ^
You click on this post expecting it to be by him?
August 26th, 2017 at 12:15 PM ^
Don't think he'd be the type to sell Michigan shit
August 26th, 2017 at 1:07 PM ^
Lighten up, Francis. That's just a funny line using the name of an enthusiastic poster, it's not a troll. I'd LOL as much if I was the poster he named.
August 26th, 2017 at 2:55 PM ^
What's up, WD?
August 26th, 2017 at 12:18 PM ^
send me your name and SS# and i will wire you the money for it
August 26th, 2017 at 5:57 PM ^
I was raised with MiC in Nigeria and you cannot trust him. Instead send me your name, bank account information and SS# and I will wire you the money for it.
August 26th, 2017 at 12:19 PM ^
Make up a fake email address to unload your toaster and the delete after doing so.
August 26th, 2017 at 12:20 PM ^
Jaron clay at beloved local gadabout dot com
Inbox me.
August 26th, 2017 at 1:17 PM ^
I'm serious. Email me and I'll buy it. Real email address.
August 26th, 2017 at 1:15 PM ^
and have never used it??!!
Turn in your fan card---NOW!!!
August 26th, 2017 at 1:18 PM ^
1. post it on mgoclassifides on Facebook
2. put it the mgoticket spreadsheet... You may need to create a classifieds tab
August 26th, 2017 at 1:21 PM ^
Hush. I have offered to purchase it. Don't jinx my deal, bro.
August 26th, 2017 at 1:42 PM ^
Get this, I request that you post a pic of the toaster and the product of said toaster.
August 26th, 2017 at 1:51 PM ^
I assure you, if this item is real, I was already planning on posting the results. Guaranteed. This is Diary material right here.
August 26th, 2017 at 1:44 PM ^
Wisconsin toaster ... Nyuck, Nyuck
August 26th, 2017 at 2:09 PM ^
Can this be bought using BITCOIN??
August 26th, 2017 at 2:22 PM ^
As a Nigerian prince, I take great interest in this item of much value. I require all of your personal information so I may obtain it.
August 26th, 2017 at 3:16 PM ^
I am actually really interested in it.
wolverinedevotee95 at gmail dot com is my email address.
August 26th, 2017 at 3:17 PM ^
You shut up. I called dibs.
August 26th, 2017 at 3:19 PM ^
You're old and already have appliances. I need things here at school.
August 26th, 2017 at 3:31 PM ^
You have many nice things that fall in the category of "Michigan ephemera objects". Give me this. I have no spouse or children. No one loves me. Let me have Michigan toast. Let me catalogue this for our community. I will send you my current toaster which is very nice and holds bagels. We have no idea if this toaster holds bagels. You can have my current toaster for free. I will pay for the shipping!
Respect your elders man. I NEED A WIN. I need this.
August 26th, 2017 at 3:39 PM ^
But it doesn't have Michigan branding
August 26th, 2017 at 3:41 PM ^
The MGoToast itself does, ostensibly.
August 26th, 2017 at 4:00 PM ^
This interaction has completely made my day!
August 26th, 2017 at 4:56 PM ^
I think the solution is for you to buy the toaster and mail WD some slices of toast periodically.
August 26th, 2017 at 5:15 PM ^
just inappropriately laughed out loud.
August 26th, 2017 at 9:25 PM ^
I just clicked on this thread reluctantly, to fulfill my procrastination quota.
It has way, way exceeded my expectations.
And that's with an OP that gives no hint of the joy that is to follow.
August 26th, 2017 at 6:01 PM ^
It's the Dave Brandon deluxe model. Costs twice as much and most of the toast contains legalese.
August 26th, 2017 at 9:15 PM ^
Then I'm surprised that you're interested in said toaster, WD.
August 26th, 2017 at 5:10 PM ^
Taylor Swift really did take things in a different direction didn't she?
August 26th, 2017 at 3:59 PM ^
Someone actually got me one of these, and my wife an Ohio state one (yes she's a grad unfortunately). We now have 5 crock pots in my house. Shoot me.
August 26th, 2017 at 4:01 PM ^
We have a big one and a little one. They're perfect for entertaining and the holidays.
/12 year old me would be so disappointed in me right now
August 26th, 2017 at 5:28 PM ^
that's a lot of queso dip
August 26th, 2017 at 4:41 PM ^
I wanna see a photo.
August 26th, 2017 at 5:42 PM ^
https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/university-of-michigan-u…
Sadly no longer available. Probably not a real photo but gives you an idea of its glory. Maybe we can track down the manufacturer and place a special MgoOrder.
Rosie gave it 2 out of 5 stars but she sounds a little uptight about her toast. so take her review with a grain of salt.
August 26th, 2017 at 9:12 PM ^
Smokin' hot.
As for Rosie herself, I think not.
August 26th, 2017 at 9:07 PM ^
I'm still wondering why there's a setting for dark toast on a toaster....who the fuck willingly eats burnt toast????
August 26th, 2017 at 9:25 PM ^
Jim Nantz.
August 27th, 2017 at 11:53 AM ^
Strange
August 27th, 2017 at 12:11 PM ^
Eating burnt toast before a breathalyzer test will bring your blood alcohol level down. And sucking on copper pennies works too.
Back in my drinking days, my glove compartment looked . . . weird.