OT: Annoying gym members and / or their habits

Submitted by NFG on
If you're like me, the days of trying to impress have sailed away, and now you're trying to maintain what little physical dignity you have left. That also means you are subjected to different generations and their annoying mannerism while working out. For me, it's the guys who wear hats or boat shoes while lifting, man-buns(!), and/or sitting on a machine texting and not using it at all. Also, wipe down your benches after you've sweated all over them and put your damn weights away. Thoughts?

Wendyk5

August 26th, 2017 at 9:28 AM ^

There are some pretty gross man stories here but the cold hard truth is that women aren't all butterflies and flowers, either. There are times I'm in the locker room and I feel like yelling, "My eyes! My eyes!" 

Glen Masons Hot Wife

August 26th, 2017 at 11:01 AM ^

"sitting on a machine texting and not using it at all"

 

This times 1000.... complete idiots are oblivious as to how rude that is.... Disrupting other peoples routine because a dude has to stop dead and text some booty.

The other thing... I'm using a machine, some dude walks over "Oh, I'm using that", expecting me to get up and leave the machine. Do people realize how stupid they sound when they say that???  Actually, no, you're not using it.  That's why you're over there.  You can't just block off a zone and expect everyone to stay clear.

WBALLZ

August 26th, 2017 at 4:56 PM ^

In a manner that leads me to believe there is zero chance that you are not somehow envisioning you having sexual relations with you.

There is also currently a serial steam room pisser that I would like to accidentally drop some weights in.

Schrödingers Cat

August 26th, 2017 at 8:34 PM ^

I use a gym on an Army installation in the D.C. area and typically it's never that busy. I usually go late at night after work and by then it's closed unless you have been coded for after hours access. Normally there is nobody there; however, occasionally there is a group that plays basketball.

Some of the guys play without shirts and go back and forth to the weight room. They'll use the benches shirtless then get up and do some poses in the mirror and walk back to the court without wiping down the bench.

One time one of the guys grabbed some paper towels but it wasn't to wipe the equipment but to wipe the sweat off of his face. He threw the towel towards the trash and missed walked over it and kept going.

MGoBourbon

August 26th, 2017 at 9:22 PM ^

... are actually good shoes for pumping iron. Inquire if you'd like an explanation. I used to get annoyed by lots of stuff when I went to commercial gyms, so now my garage has 192 sq ft of horse stall mats, a 9' squat rack/rig, a fleet of kettlebells, hex bar, bands, a couple Inzer belts, a Concept2 rower, and a couple other toys. 

My lovely bride tolerates it for a few reasons. 1) We met at Michigan as undergrads -- my joke to outsiders is that I "locked her in at the old rate" -- where we were both Letterwinners, so she understands my mind and interest in strength and fitness; 2) she also likes to exercise, though not quite to the same extent anymore with two toddlers running around; 3) my heavy drinking is normally at home or out with her, and I rarely gamble when shes not with me... i.e. I don't do too much stupid shit without her personal supervision.

My advice: If you can't build one on your property, find a new fucking gym. Find a gym where they let you use chalk, because it's a safety device and it helps you get stronger. Don't be intimidated. Strong people like to help other people get strong, and they don't judge people that want to learn and approach the pursuit of strength with some humility.

Speaking of drinking at home... 

Kevin13

August 26th, 2017 at 9:43 PM ^

Who won't put their weights away it's common courtesy to re rack your weights. Also love the idiots who put 10000 pounds on a leg press move it about 1 inch and then Walk around like they are really doing something