McElwain-"Gators going to beat the heck out of Michigan"
WooHoo Football season has arrived with some bulletin material!
I thought we give them another ass whooping, but apparently the Gator coach thinks their "going to beat the heck out of Michigan!"
Deal ready to see the Harbaugh train kick some ass on September 2nd..Go Blue!
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/florida-football/jim-mcelwain-gators-…
August 21st, 2017 at 12:45 AM ^
He's the coach, I have no problem with him believing in his guys.
August 21st, 2017 at 8:08 AM ^
I have no problem with it either, I also have no problem picturing Harbaugh covering the bulletin boards with every detail of Florida.
Newspaper: " Florida team ready to head to Dallas"
Harbaugh: "OH THEY THINK THEYRE READY?!?!!! I'll show that sick shark-humper...it's on, can't believe this guy is trash talking me like this"
*Posts quote on bulletin board and stares at it after practice every day*
August 21st, 2017 at 8:16 AM ^
We get it. You want everyone to see your post.
August 21st, 2017 at 12:46 AM ^
what do you expect him to say?
August 21st, 2017 at 12:59 AM ^
"We're gonna cut through Michigan like a Sharknado"
August 21st, 2017 at 1:00 AM ^
You win!
August 21st, 2017 at 1:09 AM ^
I wasn't ready for that.
My eyes were open and everything!
August 21st, 2017 at 9:09 AM ^
My mouth was open. I'm not sure what that taste was...
August 21st, 2017 at 9:43 AM ^
Shark jizz.
August 21st, 2017 at 11:37 AM ^
This discussion has taken a wrong turn.
August 21st, 2017 at 6:43 PM ^
...or the right one.
August 21st, 2017 at 10:44 AM ^
Your poor retina! Well stare at the total eclipse in a few hours and end your suffering! :)
August 21st, 2017 at 1:09 AM ^
We have a winner
August 21st, 2017 at 1:31 AM ^
I think this looks a little like Chris Christie, as well as coach.
August 21st, 2017 at 3:17 AM ^
*Right Click, Save Image As"
August 21st, 2017 at 8:12 AM ^
But why?
August 21st, 2017 at 9:10 AM ^
We know what you're going to be doing this afternoon. Knitting.
August 21st, 2017 at 9:46 AM ^
I would rather have stared at the eclipse.
August 21st, 2017 at 9:56 AM ^
One of the all time great posts in the history of this site
August 21st, 2017 at 10:45 AM ^
1 is more than enough
August 21st, 2017 at 12:10 PM ^
I just happen to have my safety goggles right here. I'll just put these on and see what this pic is abou.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
MY EYES!!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!!
August 21st, 2017 at 2:49 PM ^
This belongs in The Lourve
August 21st, 2017 at 4:45 PM ^
Or in Hustler.
August 21st, 2017 at 4:45 PM ^
Or in Hustler.
August 21st, 2017 at 4:45 PM ^
Or in Hustler.
August 21st, 2017 at 4:45 PM ^
Or in Hustler.
August 21st, 2017 at 5:24 PM ^
Tons of naughty bits displayed at The Lourve!
August 21st, 2017 at 3:24 PM ^
I don't post very often, but I had to logon just to upvote this!
August 21st, 2017 at 1:06 AM ^
How about the following....
"We open up in Dallas against Michigan, should be exciting for our players to be in Dallas. Last time we played them we got crushed, and this time I anticipate to get our ass handed to us again, but did I mention we are going to play in Dallas. And in regards to the other topic, for the last time yes, it was consensual."
August 21st, 2017 at 10:33 AM ^
Something peppy that still doesn't give bulletin board material to the opposition. Would you ever expect Harbaugh to say in public anything like what McElwain said?
August 21st, 2017 at 12:47 AM ^
He was at a pep rally... Of course he's gonna say something like that at a pep rally.
August 21st, 2017 at 10:34 AM ^
Seriously? Do you think Harbaugh would say anything like that at a pep rally?
August 21st, 2017 at 10:57 AM ^
He is channelling his inner Tressel.
August 21st, 2017 at 1:26 PM ^
Harbaugh doesn't go to pep rallies. The pep rally comes to him...
August 21st, 2017 at 12:47 AM ^
I hope he feels as violated as a shark with a fat naked SEC football coach on top of him after the beating we put on them.
August 21st, 2017 at 10:19 AM ^
Not only did he violate that shark, he didnt offer it a cig after, nor a call the next day. They roll like that in the SEC.
August 21st, 2017 at 11:58 AM ^
wonder if Hugh freeze hooked him up with a shark service.
August 21st, 2017 at 12:43 PM ^
Took her out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again.
August 21st, 2017 at 12:48 AM ^
We're missing our best players, probably lose to Michigan, but well beat the heck out of northern Colorado week 2....That's more reasonable
August 21st, 2017 at 6:30 AM ^
More reasonable, but it's a pep rally. That wouldn't exactly instill confidence from the fans or the players... if the coach came out talking about losing, that'd be the worst pep rally ever
August 21st, 2017 at 11:12 AM ^
+1 Insightfuk
August 21st, 2017 at 8:25 AM ^
Bobby Knight would say this
August 21st, 2017 at 12:53 AM ^
But the team from our area is better than the team from your area.
August 21st, 2017 at 1:17 AM ^
Yeah, we have more physicalityness than you. When we play, you hear football. When you play, you can't hear football.
August 21st, 2017 at 9:26 AM ^
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August 21st, 2017 at 12:58 AM ^
"We plan to go to Dallas and do our level best against a very stout Michigan team!"
August 21st, 2017 at 12:59 AM ^
Well gosh darn it, I hope not.
August 21st, 2017 at 10:11 AM ^
I hope our boys still have some heck in them after the game. Those are some harsh words coming out of Florida.
August 21st, 2017 at 12:59 AM ^
urge to to make endless jokes about shark fucking...