Navy Wolverine

August 10th, 2017 at 11:09 PM ^

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Austin: Who sent you? 

Mustafa: You have to kill me. 

Austin: Who sent you? 

Mustafa: Kiss my ass, Powers! 

Austin: Who sent you? 

Mustafa: Dr. Evil. 

Felicity Shagwell: [Surprised] That was easy. 

Austin: That was easy. 

Felicity Shagwell: Why did you tell us? 

Mustafa: I can't stand to be asked the same question three times. It just irritates me. 

Austin: Where's Dr. Evil hiding? 

Mustafa: Why would he tell me? I'm just one of his low-level functionaries. 

Austin: Where's Dr. Evil hiding? 

Mustafa: You'll have to torture me. I'll never tell you. 

Austin: Where's Dr. Evil hiding? 

Mustafa: Damn, three times. He's hiding in his secret volcano lair. 

Austin: Where's Dr. Evil's secret volcano lair? 

Mustafa: [spits] I spit at that question. 

Austin: Do I really have to ask you two more times? 

Mustafa: Go to hell, Powers. 

Austin: Fine. Where is Dr. Evil's secret volcano lair? 

Mustafa: I will take it to the grave with me! 

Felicity Shagwell: Ah ha! You have to answer. He asked you three times. 

Mustafa: No no no! The second question was 'Do I really have to ask you two more times?'. So that would be the first question in a new line of questioning, and wouldn't count in the other line of questioning. 

Austin: He's right. 

Logan88

August 11th, 2017 at 7:46 AM ^

Seriously, what is up with all of these elite TE's eschewing the coach who is most likely to display their talents on a regular basis to NFL scouts?

Ruckert still baffles me. Go to OSU and be an undersized OT for four years or play for Harbaugh who has demonstrated over multiple years that he is fanatical in his love for showcasing TE's. Hmmm...tough decision, I think I'll go with OSU. WTF?!?

Michifornia

August 10th, 2017 at 11:25 PM ^

But if wants to wait until signing day and soak in all the attention, maybe we move on?  Harbaugh's attracting all the top recruits.  Spots won't be guaranteed except for the very top few.

GO BLUE!!

EGD

August 10th, 2017 at 11:38 PM ^

Taking an inferior prospect who's willing to commit early instead of waiting for a top prospect's decision would be such a Hoke move--especially if Muhammad later decided to go Blue but was told "the position is full."

From a Country…

August 10th, 2017 at 11:48 PM ^

I read somewhere (don't remember where, honestly) that Texas just got a commitment from a second TE in their class, and that probably is it for them. Woudn't that eliminate our biggest competition for his commitment? Feels like that's big news.