Another possible "red-lock" status (semi OT)
http://www.mlive.com/spartans/index.ssf/2017/05/michigan_state_de_demet…
Demetrius Cooper (DE) accused of violating his assault and battery bond conditions (consuming alcohol). Pretty big time player. Not a huge slip up, but a slip up.
Also his attorney previously said the bond condition would be easy to follow because "his client does not drink alcohol." Whoops!
"Demetrius Cooper (DE) accused of violated his assault and battery"
Cumong, man.
+1. Demetrius is a name I always misspell so I was petrified of making that error.
MSU is going to be a Fulmer Cup contender. Who said this season was a complete failure for Mark Dantonio?
If so, Sparty might be able to claim it now.
As far as I know, the only two Big Ten teams to even win were Illinois in 2007 and Rutgers in 2015. Michigan State is positioning itself for the Cup and possibly in a position to - by themselves - win the Big Ten the Paul Dee Award For High Profile Compliance.
Well, they don't call him the "Dean of Discipline" for nothing.
Wait. I think they do call him the "Dean of Discipline" for nothing.
"We red lock people from time to time"
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the dog is not commenting here?
He tore the telephone box off the side of the house 2 times in 3 days so we don't have WiFi again and the sonuvabitch isn't allowed to use a phone, only laptops.
Apparently Spartees are under the impression that he was ratted out by a Michigan fan who saw him drinking and took a photo and posted to Instagram. Don't know if true because I wish to go no further into this lurid tale.
"Players are in and out of Red Lock all the time ". W-t-f?
FYI. They move out of Red Lock when the season starts.
Red lock seems to me more like wed lock. It's like when you get into a verbal altercation and then re-neg the whole thing when you need something from the other.
Stay around a couple more years at least so we can whip your ass. You'll never stay around long enough to have a losing record against us, but stay for a few poundings. Thanks
This is all I want. That's not asking for much is it? He will never beat Michigan again and I want him around for at least 5 more years until I grow tired of kicking his prickish ass. Unfortunately I can see him bowing out after 1 or 2 more ass kickings.
Ex-cons returning to jail = recidivism
Spartans shuttling back and forth between the football team and jail = Redcedarvism
I see it.
Cleverism
Two if you count redcedarvism.
I am assuming that this is probably what UMBIG11 was speaking about when he said that there was more to come after the auston robertson case
You have to think ESPN isn't going to hold back on MSU after they decided to take ESPN to court over FOIA requests. If there is more to dig up, I bet the World Wide Leader is bringing the shovel.
Cooper's violation of his bond may have been discovered on social media. The East Lansing Police Twitter account liked this tweet of someone posting video of Cooper drinking on Snapchat.
Video of Demetrius cooper Michigan state DE on his snapchat violating his bond agreement of no consumption of alcohol @EastLansingPD pic.twitter.com/GGZLCl7BZ9
— Mike (@MikeSpartan99) April 22, 2017
@MikeSpartan99 Can you follow us so we can send you a direct message please
— East Lansing Police (@EastLansingPD) April 22, 2017
Now trolling their own university? Why would an MSU fan send this to the police and note he was violating his bond agreement? Doesn't seem like much of a fan to me....
My guess is that is a Michigan fan troll. The twitter account only has around 10 tweets, and all of them are about Cooper violating his bond.
Huge facepalm at Cooper on Snapchat and another for someone reporting him via twitter on a MSU fan account. Just cringe all around.
It's one thing if he was caught on someone else's Snap, but he posted it to his own account. That is just dumb.
Maybe he was just using that bottle for water as he misplaced his water bottle???
That's some brown water
Maybe he spent the weekend in Flint? (I'm from flint so I can say that right?)
Dumb Ass.
That's a low bar. He can't kick everyone off.
That makes much more sense.
"Mike"??
This is clearly Mike Dantoni and he's trolling his own players.
Ahh once again social media proves to be a megaphone for stupidity.
The Police liked the photo on twitter
Gordon Sumner, Andy Summers or Stewart Copeland?
ooh. that one stings
I'll be here all week. Try the veal
This is just incredible
...bad for Mike Dantonio. Not.
Delete. Please
...bad for Mike Dantonio. Almost.
...bad for Mike Dantonio. Almost.
There's a sexual joke here but it's eluding me.
...not quite sure how I fucked up posting what should have been one comment above.
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Again, I'm all for blasting a rival, but wasn't Glasgow dinged for basically the same violation some time back. MSU is a tire fire, but this type of violation seems to be more common than you'd expect.