Time for the boys to start getting paid! Just hope the commercial isn't too cringeworthy :)
Jake can be a streaky player. hopefully he wont skid to far down in the draft.
April 26th, 2017 at 10:47 PM ^
April 26th, 2017 at 10:55 PM ^
Poop.
April 26th, 2017 at 11:46 PM ^
I have no doubt Butt will extend past the hash marks.
April 27th, 2017 at 12:14 AM ^
April 27th, 2017 at 12:15 AM ^
I can't flush this conversation from my mind.
You people are so juvenile. This whole sub-thread is just assinine. Taint ya'll got nothin better to do with your time?
...wipe it from mine.
swirling around the 1st round.
brings back memories of working for P & G right out of U of M. paper products, no less.
It's harder to block opponents if you have flared up hemorrhoids. So there's that performance enhancement.
If this happens to Jake, he's covered.
and, unfortunately true
Love how he smells his finger at the end too.
looks like he's already got his first endorsement deal judging by the Charmin color-themed jersey he's wearing...and the truckload of toilet paper on his lawn
That certainly brings new meaning to the term, "dump truck."
Toilet paper!!!
decades ago when i worked for P & G i visited one of their paper plants out west where i lived at the time. it was kind of wild to see how they make charmin - it goes over a giant roller and they literally roll it and air dry it on a drum that makes it look like a roll the size a brontosaurus would use....then they spin it down to people-sized rolls.
Well it's brontosaurus. So I use the full industrial roll. God bless P&G.
April 27th, 2017 at 12:29 AM ^
I think that he should play with a little bit of TP stuck to his cleats as part of his endorsement deal.
+1,000
So, they like big Butts and they cannot lie?
Sorry, I had to...
April 26th, 2017 at 10:49 PM ^
A couple days of Chipotle for lunch and Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner will take care of most of that Charmin.
Seriously though, that's a really funny endorsement of sorts and his sense of humor about his own name makes it even better.
Jake needs to do this
April 26th, 2017 at 10:11 PM ^
April 27th, 2017 at 12:36 AM ^
In Leadership and Toilet Paper Rolls, the one who makes the change sets the direction.
Nice to see our fine community has a new Mr. Whipple. Don't squeeze the Butt.
April 26th, 2017 at 10:00 PM ^
Still upset we arent getting Zack Kuntz to replace Jake Butt
April 26th, 2017 at 11:37 PM ^
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April 26th, 2017 at 10:46 PM ^
I thought that Jake was more of a Quilted Northern guy???