MGoTV Shows
I first joked about it yesterday, and now after once again reading the infinite wisdom-tainment of CRex, I think it deserves its own thread...
If MGoBlog suddenly launched its own TV network, focusing on the personalities and vision of its own individual members and their unique talents, What kind of shows would be on the MGoChannel??
Obviously The CRex Show would be a primetime, must-see-TV sitcom. But what else? The World of Art with Shredder, Coaches Corner with Steve Sharik, or The Heroic Animated Adventures of TomVH??
The floor is now open for your suggestions...
You, an easel, fluffy clouds and Mike Martin climbing snow capped mountains. Bob Ross has nothing on Six Zero!
"we'll just put a happy little Mike Martin in right here".
I'm just not sure if I have enough green paint.
kind of like the Mclaughlin report, but with less spittle and more non-revenue sport talk.
"Our panel for this week: The Mathlete, Seth9, and Tim. First question- Does the new lacrosse field grass seeding mean they're going varsity? Tim ,to you"
"Well FA, the administra-"
"WRONG! The grass seeding means they got a good deal at Lowe's with a 20% off coupon and wanted to take advantage of the savings in favor of field hockey bleacher paint. Next question...."
In the fall, I'd also host a weekly "Spandex Hour" where we watch the volleyball game in slow motion. Commentary mixed with trailing off as I stare and drool.
we may need more then an hour
MST3K! I approve.
That would be quality enertainment.
The Dude would play Brian.
a live "text to negbang our hosts/guests" option. They could have counters showing what the viewers thought about the opinions flying around...
Don't forget a "Inside the Athlete's Locker Room" feauting Interviews with TomVH. He'd be played by James Lipton.
All players would have to be shirtless right? Just the way TomVH and MGoBoard likes it ;)
OMG Scrumptulescent!
Good guys (Brian, Magnus, etc.) vs. villans (emo, or any other banned bad guys back for revenge).... I think it should be hosted by that hot Michigan chick in the 20 shirt....
How about Survivor: Youngstown. We could throw Magnus, blazefire, jg2112 and a few trolls into the harsh confines of enemy territory and see who can outwit, outplay and out-dot the i.
and went to YSU. The only winner of Survivor: Youngstown has been Kelly Pavlik--all others lose...and Youngstown is making a comeback on ol' KP...poor guy is drinking his talent away at the bar he bought.
Are more Celebrity Rehab or The Surreal Life. But definitely reality programing of the lowest common denominator.
Late Night with Tacopants.
Goes without saying:
Hypothetical network
Needs a haiku show.
Paint with Long Live Bo!
Maybe a How-To Show--first episode, "How to Not Double Post."
Behind the Numbers with Mathlete
What about Hair product commercials/infomercials with Greg Robinson?
he could host the MGo version of "Shear Genius", which, btw, is the weirdest show on television, ever.
YOST (rhymes with lost)
lost set in ann arbor on a football saturday
golf course = the island
brian = the time travel guy with the beard (seems to have everything figured out, but is a bit "unstable")
misopogon = jack (the calm in the middle of chaos created by surrounded morons)
tripp welborne identity's abs = sawyer's abs (natch)
mgojen = kate (the only girl)
richrod = the bald guy (another mad genius)
denard = the smoke monster (what was that? i thought i saw a..)
roh = polar bear (obvs)
tressel = penny's dad (?)
king of belch/emo/tamburlaine = the others
cRex gf = korean lady
cRex = there are no gingers on lost, the spontaneously combusted in the direct sun light of the island, i guess.
there are a million more, but i have to be billable at some point today.
i am not really sure what happens on YOST, but i am not really sure what happens on LOST either.
You forgot CleverMichiganReference. There are, in fact, two girls.
I can think of at least 4 handles that are female, not including my gf's which has been used a total of 4 times.
Rule 30. I'm just saying...
You let your gf into the hallowed confines of the He-Man Woman Haters Club known as MGoBlog?? And she doesn't think you are the most lame football nerd EVER after learning about the concept of MGoPoints and their distribution? Especially with the Cold War nuclear stockpile of points that you have, FA???
Sounds like a keeper. Good for you.
with GoBlueScott.
It would be a good lead-in for "Misanthrope's Corner," hosted by Magnus.
Seventeen Moments of Spring
Staring the WLA
Selling and discussing… current and retro Michigan T-Shirts
Intro has girls in tshirts jumping on trampolines
How about they're not wearing any shirts, just holding them up in the air?
Open forum live chat that airs memorable games but all contributors must have a BAC above .75
Gossip show called: "The Daily Panic."
Just today we've got a Devin Gardner injury, Demar Dorsey going to JUCO, and Maize Jerseys. You could run three totally different shows each day with no significant overlap--and that's during the offseason.
The presenters could be a mix of one really high point, calm poster and a frantic N00B. This might actually work.
/self-explanatory
I'm not sure he qualifies for "everybody" anymore...
Unless you meant yourself, then true, everyone does love you.
...or whatever his name was to host a Sunday morning roundtable show "This Week in Depth Chart Projections". Doesn't sound too exciting at first, but imagine the great TV when he would meltdown as soon as the first panelist disagreed with him.
Today on the Mgochannel, how to wear an mgocup so your soul dong doesn't get crushed.