Today is Mark Dantonio's actual birthday.
Who's Mark Dantonio?
Kansas football coach who looks like Uncle Vernon
Houston Rockets coach
3-9 odds of that being just a coincidence.
Destiny is a cruel mistress.
Happy birthday, @DantonioMark!!! pic.twitter.com/fL49bywCxf
— LG (@LGhail) March 9, 2017
There should be 3-9 candles on that hideous looking cake.
I wouldn't be surprised if the green lines around the edges spelled out something rude in Morse code.
They spell "character"
That is awesome!
You are amazing and have earned a mobile +1
It was awfully considerate of his team to give him such a fitting early birthday present.
don't know who downvoted this, but I love it.
+1 to you sir or madam, as the case may be.
...most of the time
BOFA deez nutz in yo face!!!!!!
by torching a 3 piece sofa set.
This is almost as good at February 11, 2001, which was John Cooper day.
February 10 actually.
...because today is also Panic Day!!! ...observed annually on March 9th.
Yeah but...where's the threat?
If your names Mork Dantoni and in denial.
No threat. You just ignore the mistakes and let your program rot to the core.
Rutgers finished dead last in both Big Ten football and hoops this year. Michigan State has just four more wins combined in the two sports.
— Scott Bell (@sbell021) March 9, 2017
This gif is always a classic.
Looking forward to celebrating this holiday at the same time next year... Maybe even earlier.
My calendar doesn't have 0-12 on it.
Don't worry, they still have Rutgers on the schedule. January 11th is on your calendar.
So how do we celebrate? I really like my couch and would rather not burn it.
Perhaps they should celebrate with a nice little bowing party on Lanes 3 to 9 at their local bowling alley - indeed, they should hold it between 3 and 9 PM. I bet anywhere from 3 to 9 news outlets would show up to do some interviews which may be of minor interest to the Spartan public in East Lansing.
Great day for an MSU Loss, even if it's basketball.
All kidding aside, a very warm and heartfelt birthday wish from all at mgoblog! Many, many happy returns.
Please come and read your birthday card thread Mike, where your biggest life's question, "'Where did all the Wolverines go?", will be answered. We are right here.
Jeem is saving your gift for Oct. 7. Until then…
And a very happy birthday to Mark Dantonio. I expect that he'll be whipping his top 23-32 best players into shape for part of the day. I understand after that he's got a cake for the team to share, measuring 69-35-5, which will be a nice treat for the team after their workout.
So enjoy the day, Spartan brethern. I hope that 3-9 becomes a special day every year (unless we celebrate early on February 10 or January 11).
but a win ain't one!
Happy Birthday Mike! Hope you choke on your birthday cake.
Was admittedly very confused by the thread title.
SO glad I clicked... Happy Thursday - Go Blue!
I wish I could have been the 39th upvote
In my 39th year of life.
I'm sad inside
But at the end of the month I can scream at people "I'm a MAN, I'm 40!"
"In Soviet Russia, fall comes before the pride."
-Morcus D'Giornov
Happy Birthday to Mark Dantonio
Happy birthday, Mork. Say hi to Mindy from us at MGoBlog.
Yeah, it's our rival, but we went 3-9 less than a decade ago and that's much more of an embarrassment for this program than that one, in my opinion. I also don't feel the need to revel in my rival's shortcomings to feel good about myself.
I get the whole "it's all in good fun," but I think a lot of us are spending too much time and energy on it.
Neg away.
More fun to feel good about one's self, and then also revel.
Can I get 3-9 negs over here please?
EDIT: uh... not for me. For a friend. ^
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