Economy takes its toll on OH with severe punctuation shortage
From a question in Rittenberg's Mailbag on espn.com:
"Leland from Hebron, Ohio, writes: Hey adam im a huge Buckeye fan and i know the defense will be alright and i see terelle pryor imroving with stability on the o-line but i was wondering who do think will step up and make an impact at the wide receiver position i know we got posey makin plays and sanzenbacher is a good 1st down receiver but who do think will step up and be the 3rd 0r 4th guy cause i think if our offense wants to be explosive we need another go to guy to catch the deep ball and do think stoneburner will make an impact i think if they use him he could make some plays Go Bucks!"
EDIT: DAMMIT!
Period
Must have a Masters Degree from OSU, i think he did pretty good. (Sarcastic)
God.
In fairness that sign is actually not supposed to say OHIO. It's from an Australian rugby match between the Belconnen
Dingos and the Canberra Kukaburras. During games at Canberra, one side of the stadium chants "Oi!" The other chants back "Ho!"
I'll still +1 you for the enlightenment.
March 24th, 2010 at 12:48 PM ^
for the folks hanging upside down from the rafters...
Whats wrong with his question he makes some valid points and is just asking for rittenbergs opinion I think we need to cut the guy some slack here I mean I hate all buckeyes but come on
(Typing without punctuation is surprisingly difficult.)
March 24th, 2010 at 12:38 PM ^
Leland from Hebron OH has perfected it it seems so he must be a genius and i agree this is very difficult to do Go Bucks!
OP needs to run some spell check before ranting about the technicalities of good writing.
March 24th, 2010 at 10:21 AM ^
See edit.
March 24th, 2010 at 10:00 AM ^
This is a major problem that deserves an ncaa investigation in order to solve what may just be a gross inequity among the different big ten programs if not the states themselves i hope this horrible problem can be solved do you think it can be solved i'm not sure if it can be solved but I hope it can be solved because it would be wrong not to solve it maybe congress can solve it
Trololo FTW!
March 24th, 2010 at 10:09 AM ^
wow he composes just like stupid ole' me...
March 24th, 2010 at 10:51 AM ^
anyone lived in a pretty how town
(with up so floating many bells down)
spring summer autumn winter
he sang his didn't he danced his did
Women and men(both little and small)
cared for anyone not at all
they sowed their isn't they reaped their same
sun moon stars rain
children guessed(but only a few
and down they forgot as up they grew
autumn winter spring summer)
that noone loved him more by more
when by now and tree by leaf
she laughed his joy she cried his grief
bird by snow and stir by still
anyone's any was all to her
someones married their everyones
laughed their cryings and did their dance
(sleep wake hope and then)they
said their nevers they slept their dream
stars rain sun moon
(and only the snow can begin to explain
how children are apt to forget to remember
with up so floating many bells down)
one day anyone died i guess
(and noone stooped to kiss his face)
busy folk buried them side by side
little by little and was by was
all by all and deep by deep
and more by more they dream their sleep
noone and anyone earth by april
wish by spirit and if by yes.
Women and men(both dong and ding)
summer autumn winter spring
reaped their sowing and went their came
sun moon stars rain
March 24th, 2010 at 11:12 AM ^
e.e. would be so, so angry to see his style used inadvertantly by so many mouthbreathers.
Ohioans may not know how to spell, but one thing they have going for them over Michigan is meth.
I like that he remembered to hit "Shift" for the last two words in the post, but not any others.