OT: Would you EVER marry a buckeye?
The question can't get any simpler: would you or would you not ever, under any circumstances, marry a bucknut?
---MGoWarning----
The following comes from a very inebriated, very close-minded Wolverine.
Personally, no, I could not. Being as objective as possible, I could never see myself marrying a Buckeye. If I found out that the love of my life was a Buckeye, then maybe I could. But I do not see myself ever engaging in an intimate relationship with a Buckeye, knowing that she was one beforehand.
I don't normally promote prejudice, racism, or hatred toward any group of people, but I, honestly, feel nothing other than sheer hatred towards anything or anyone associated with the OSU community.
Again, I am shitfaced, but I am who I am. My parents met at the U (of M, we are over 100 years older than Miami so we are IMO the rightful owners of "The U") so without it, I wouldn't be alive.
HAIL!
No. As many have said, it might be a possibility if their fandom wasn't too intense.
God, I love the offseason!
on so many levels.
over/under on average age of poster in this thread:
17
i'll take the under
over/under on average penis length of poster in this thread:
4.5
i'll take the under
units for units?
you also have to adjust for drunkenness. allow a year in tolerance for every shot of liquor.
I must admit that I married a Bucknut..but I also have divorced a Bucknut!
Against my better judgment (the little head was thinking for the big head) I had a relationship with a smoking hot gal from the State of Michigan who had a 20+ year relationship with a former OSU football player. He paid for her daughters education at OSU and she worked at OSU for a number of years. She said she bled scarlet & gray and believe me that on more then one occasion I wanted to stab her to find out if it were true. Her hatred for U of M was unreal and her love for the buckeyes knew no boundaries. The fights we had over the rivalry were of legend. The makeup sex equally so. Our last fight ended the relationship. Finally after an OSU basketball victory over UofM she was going on and on about how great OSU and how shitty we are with the venom of a viper. Once she tasted wolverine blood she became unbearable. I was afraid she was going to go out side and tip my car over in her personal celebration. I finally couldn't take her anymore. I told her you may have won the game but you'll always be an asshole. I left and never saw her again. Thank God!
...if she had a relationship for 20 years and had multiple daughters graduate college?? She sounds 60.
Pics!
Good catch.
Smoking hot with or without her dentures?
But she'd have to make Megan Fox look like an absolute troll
Was she 40 at the time?
Why? Because, tattooed on the head of my schwanz is a snarling wolverine head for my soldiers to come marching out of! You know it, bros. We're always bangin' out to Journey and Motley Crue. In my room, I got my smoke machine plugged in 24/7, and a box of sparklers for special occasions.
+1 for smoke machines.
Ah, astronaut pancakes. That picture describes this thread of fail.
Meal Armstrong?
This was my favorite post in a long time when it was used on the MgoJen thread yesterday, and it still is.
Funny picture of the pancake astronaut.
ONLY IF SHE WEARS A MIKE HART MASK TO BED, AMIRITE?
ONLY IF SHE WEARS A MIKE HART MASK TO BED, AMIRITE?
I wouldn't doubt if all of the "agree-ers" here wouldn't rather suck Mike Hart's schlong than date ANY girl?
I wonder how many "principled" "I would never do/date/marry an OSU grad" folks would turn this young lady away? And by the time she is done and asks her question, how many would not have so much drool dripping down their chin that they would answer any way she wants? And if she actually turned out to be a girl worthy of taking home to mom and spending many years together, would do so in a heartbeat?
YOU THIEVING BASTARD!
I'd bang her..but I still dont like Ohio State.
March 21st, 2010 at 12:37 AM ^
....she's not worth taking home to mom....
(I wonder who bought her tits for her...? They could have used them on someone with a little bit better face...)
Edit: But yeah, I'd do her.
She went to collage at tOSU. Every year tOSU sends her a letter, we need $ from you with those little address stickers in them with our address, I cut off the block red O and use the tags. screw you buckeye school.....no soup for you.
I live in central Ohno and have two little M fans running around the house.
And we made our reception entrance to "The Victors," with all of her Sparty friends and family in attendance
For a brief, shining moment, I was full of win.
I was in Columbus for the game in 2006. I had a brief conversation with a nice woman dressed in scarlet and grey. I'm paraphrasing her:
"I'll bet you've been treated just terribly here today. I hate that about our fan base. Please understand that about 10% of us think Michigan is a special place and we just enjoy the rivalry. I apologize for our jerk fans."
She was sincere and a class act. Wouldn't automatically rule out her or the other 10% of the Buckeye lady fans.
Sounds like a nice girl.
Isn't the offseason wonderful? This is by far the busiest thread today and we have spring ball and the NCAA tourney to talk about, and this is the busiest thread...wonderful!
Of course I could... M and OSU are one in the same, the Ying and Yang, the Love and Hate.
But only if the OSU spouse is female... That way M fucks OSU.