October 15th, 2016 at 1:39 PM ^
Drink on Freddie
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October 15th, 2016 at 1:40 PM ^
A TV remote, probably.
October 15th, 2016 at 1:42 PM ^
A blouse?
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October 15th, 2016 at 1:43 PM ^
A Snively Whiplash-style mustache.
October 15th, 2016 at 2:30 PM ^
*Snidely
October 15th, 2016 at 1:47 PM ^
Crap stained Ohio State underwear, because we know Buckeye fans don't shower.
October 15th, 2016 at 3:17 PM ^
Wife beater, dirty osu pajama pants that they wear to Walmart, OSU crocs, unshaven, walking around buck toothed and mouth breathing with a buckeye necklace and a nice trucker hat. Could be fun. And pull a cooler around with rubber dog crap in it. Did I miss anything?
I cannot post from mobile a pic of me dressed as Casey Anhtony shortly after her trial. There is a pic of her wearing a buckeye jersey doing the peace sign duck face online. I had my wife cut the wig the same way and do my make up. I carried an American Girl doll around with duct tape on her mouth, a bottle of chloroform, and an empty pizza box. I also had a balloon in my belly and i kept saying that I hated this baby too as I repeatedly punched myself in the belly.
Wrong I know, but I did win first place.
October 15th, 2016 at 2:02 PM ^
Gotta go full Harambe...
October 15th, 2016 at 2:23 PM ^
Dicks out
October 15th, 2016 at 2:04 PM ^
Last year my costume got a lot of love. I was bartending on Halloween and I was wearing black shoes, black pants, black shirt, black beanie. I had every customer come in and I would give them one of those "Hello my name is ____" sticky labels, have them sign it with permanent marker, and stick on my body wherever they liked.
At the end of the night I had 57 names on me.
I was an identity thief. Cheapest costume ever won me a 100 dollar prize!
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October 15th, 2016 at 3:01 PM ^
The rest of the costumes must have really sucked that night
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October 15th, 2016 at 3:05 PM ^
HEARD THAT!!!
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October 15th, 2016 at 3:06 PM ^
:-(
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October 15th, 2016 at 4:15 PM ^
If I had wanted to listen to an asshole I would have farted.
October 15th, 2016 at 5:58 PM ^
Nice comeback! Guessing you are 14...
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October 15th, 2016 at 2:11 PM ^
What I wear every Saturday....
October 15th, 2016 at 2:50 PM ^
I haven't seen that guy in awhile?
October 15th, 2016 at 3:08 PM ^
Yea I havent seen that guy since 08
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October 15th, 2016 at 9:16 PM ^
Explains a lot.
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October 15th, 2016 at 2:27 PM ^
I've read somewhere Velcro works well.
Hope this helps!
October 15th, 2016 at 2:38 PM ^
I hate bye weeks
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October 15th, 2016 at 2:55 PM ^
I expect there to be thousands of Ken Bone's running around.
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October 15th, 2016 at 3:20 PM ^
More than a few gorillas.
...I bet there are a silly number of clowns as well and someone gets seriously hurt.
Debbie Downar, maybe, but with the clown "fad" taking place and a bunch of folks drinking heavily, it feels like a certainty.
Just don't hurt the slutty clowns.
October 15th, 2016 at 3:05 PM ^
Harambe.
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October 15th, 2016 at 5:18 PM ^
#Dixout
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October 15th, 2016 at 3:16 PM ^
...so don't plan on seeing me.
October 15th, 2016 at 3:23 PM ^
arriving late!
October 15th, 2016 at 3:26 PM ^
You certainly won't be scoring that night either.
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October 15th, 2016 at 3:22 PM ^
would seem to be in order.
October 15th, 2016 at 6:33 PM ^
capris.
October 15th, 2016 at 3:30 PM ^
I am currently dressed as a pirate at a trunk or treat with the kids. and checking mgoblog.
October 15th, 2016 at 5:29 PM ^
Damn, Halloween starts earlier and earlier every year
October 15th, 2016 at 3:36 PM ^
And then you're ahead of the game for Movember
October 15th, 2016 at 3:37 PM ^
I was going to go as Jim Harbaugh the coach this year, but that shirt he wears is a ridiculous $70 plus tax and shipping, so it'd be over $80. Not gonna happen.
October 15th, 2016 at 7:22 PM ^
I was able to get it for about $55 with 25% off and free shipping on fanatics.com
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October 15th, 2016 at 3:37 PM ^
Anyone else notice that most of the costumes in Halloween stores are of the naughty looking type for women?
October 15th, 2016 at 6:28 PM ^
Yes. Even for young girls they are slutty. Who lets their 12 yr old daughter dress as a slutty cat girl? I have boys but if I had a daughter I'd like to think I wouldn't allow that.
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October 16th, 2016 at 3:25 PM ^
I even saw a woman's "naughty walking dead" costume. Sexy zombies? Fun.
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October 15th, 2016 at 8:01 PM ^
Holy shit yes. The family is going as Justice League this year and it took forever to find a Wonder Woman and super girl that wasn't straight from Whores R Us.
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October 15th, 2016 at 3:44 PM ^
I need to stop correctly predicting things. Yeah, I said block but a miss is a miss.
October 15th, 2016 at 4:28 PM ^
Going to wear a gorilla suit and drag a small child around all evening.
RIP Harambe
October 15th, 2016 at 8:25 PM ^
#DicksOut
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October 15th, 2016 at 5:09 PM ^
If you're over 25, there is no circumstance in which a Halloween costume is permissible.
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October 15th, 2016 at 7:29 PM ^
Well you're incredibly lame
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October 15th, 2016 at 7:59 PM ^
Yeah, fuck off. My family is going as the Justice League this year. My 4 year old and wife are battling over who gets to be Wonder Woman. The wife asked why I'm Batman. "Because he's in charge".
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October 16th, 2016 at 10:45 AM ^
You sound like a riot! I'm sorry no one has invited you to a party in years, but Halloween is ONE day a year when everyone, regardless of age, should just have fun. But, given your comment, you seem to be a real turd in life's punchbowl
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