Not OT: Halloween Costume Advice

Submitted by Muttley on

So I'll be donning a Cape and a Hat with a Plume.

But what else does the esteemed Mr Soft wear?

 

Oh, and I'm definitely not SIAP because Freddie said it was OK not to check.

uofmdds96

October 15th, 2016 at 3:17 PM ^

Wife beater, dirty osu pajama pants that they wear to Walmart, OSU crocs, unshaven, walking around buck toothed and mouth breathing with a buckeye necklace and a nice trucker hat. Could be fun. And pull a cooler around with rubber dog crap in it. Did I miss anything?

I cannot post from mobile a pic of me dressed as Casey Anhtony shortly after her trial. There is a pic of her wearing a buckeye jersey doing the peace sign duck face online. I had my wife cut the wig the same way and do my make up. I carried an American Girl doll around with duct tape on her mouth, a bottle of chloroform, and an empty pizza box. I also had a balloon in my belly and i kept saying that I hated this baby too as I repeatedly punched myself in the belly.

Wrong I know, but I did win first place.

Lee Everett

October 15th, 2016 at 2:04 PM ^

Last year my costume got a lot of love. I was bartending on Halloween and I was wearing black shoes, black pants, black shirt, black beanie. I had every customer come in and I would give them one of those "Hello my name is ____" sticky labels, have them sign it with permanent marker, and stick on my body wherever they liked.
At the end of the night I had 57 names on me.

I was an identity thief. Cheapest costume ever won me a 100 dollar prize!




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UM Fan from Sydney

October 15th, 2016 at 3:37 PM ^

I was going to go as Jim Harbaugh the coach this year, but that shirt he wears is a ridiculous $70 plus tax and shipping, so it'd be over $80. Not gonna happen.

maize-blue

October 15th, 2016 at 3:37 PM ^

Anyone else notice that most of the costumes in Halloween stores are of the naughty looking type for women?