The Incredible Martin
"/>FREEP: UofM aspires to be more like MSU, conducts inhuman experiments on football players by injecting them with green dye.
That is exactly what I was hoping for--and you actually exceeded expectations! Nice early St Patricks Day present.
because his small hands make his arms too short to play D-line in the NFL. Just like Jake Long!
you mean Brandon Graham?
Wasn't the knock on Jake Long that he wouldn't make it as a LT in the NFL because his arms were too short?
so he's avoiding Burger King's double Cheeseburger too?
Brilliant, sir.
I'm all for good pun nicknames, and I am a big Mike Martin fan, but i'm preemptively warning everyone that he must never be called "My Favorite Martin", whether he is your favorite Martin or not. That honor belongs to Curtis.
Please refrain from using Chris Berman nicknames in the future. He makes us want to punch a kitten.
sincerely,
Mgoboard
Punching a kitten is the most humane thing it makes me want to do.
Chris Berman is a pox put on this earth to torture God-fearing sports fans.
but I think that nickname is safe. I say that because it is....you know....a ridiculous nickname that no one else would want to use even if Chris Berman didn't coin it.
So Mike Martin is green? Okay. I think I missed something here.
think "Martin Smash!"
"You wouldnt like Martin when he's angry"
The incredible ______
Make sense?
Personally, I think Brian needs to make MGoShirts with "The Incredible Molk" on them.
I'd buy one!
"Got Molk"
Molkshake brings all the girls to the yard.
He's better than yours.
March 10th, 2010 at 11:24 AM ^
It should incorporate some kind of picture with Molk...kind of like this picture of Woll Smoth:
That is disturbing.
Excellent Ideas.
I like both. Molk is gonna be one of my favorite players on the team this year.
Please, Michigan Hating God, let him stay healthy this year!
Nanu Nanu.
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March 10th, 2010 at 11:36 PM ^
I thought the movie about the hulk was based off martins life?