OT Sunset - Improv Humor Night
Mates,
As the sun sets on another OT season and we gleefully welcome college football back, I must admit that one thing I will miss is the humor and snark that accompany many of the OP's during the OT season. What's more, some of the worst OP's (maybe even including this one) produce some of the best humor. So with a nod to the mods doing their jobs, how about an Improv/jokes/humor send off to the OT season.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it is any or all of:
1. A worthwhile joke
2. A true improv, like finishing a starting thought or line: 'A guy walks into a bar in Columbus with a parrot, a pig, and two quarters. He calls the bartender over and says....'
3. Favorite worst OP of the OT season - counter-tops, humble-brags, whatever.
Looking forward to a great football season.
Go Blue,
XM
August 25th, 2016 at 9:13 PM ^
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August 25th, 2016 at 9:15 PM ^
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August 25th, 2016 at 9:17 PM ^
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August 25th, 2016 at 9:18 PM ^
are maniacs!
August 25th, 2016 at 10:05 PM ^
August 26th, 2016 at 8:05 AM ^
and orders a beer .... and a mop
August 25th, 2016 at 9:17 PM ^
August 25th, 2016 at 9:20 PM ^
...
....
...because the grass tickles their nuts
August 26th, 2016 at 8:06 AM ^
with midgets (holds hand at waist level)
August 25th, 2016 at 9:20 PM ^
and a rabbit are taking a shit into a cooler. The Buckeye asks the rabbit, "does the shit stick to your fur while you're taking a crap?" The rabbit replies "no!"
So he wiped his ass with the rabbit....
August 25th, 2016 at 9:20 PM ^
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August 25th, 2016 at 10:09 PM ^
August 26th, 2016 at 7:01 AM ^
Doesn't get old. I did as well. +1.
August 25th, 2016 at 9:23 PM ^
August 25th, 2016 at 9:24 PM ^
A guy walks into a bar in Columbus with a parrot, a pig, and two quarters. He calls the bartender over and says nothing until we beat MSU and OSU.
August 25th, 2016 at 9:25 PM ^
Knock knock
Who's there?
No one until we beat MSU and OSU.
August 25th, 2016 at 10:24 PM ^
Who the fuck knocked then?
August 25th, 2016 at 10:34 PM ^
I am the one who knocks.
August 26th, 2016 at 9:21 AM ^
In Soviet Russia, door knocks you!
August 25th, 2016 at 9:28 PM ^
1. Talking Cars: a lot of knowledge sharing and expertise on the auto industry on the board and I found every one of them interesting. Some hilarious and cheek-clenching stories as well. Also (mostly mine) VW TDI rage.
2. The brief but very interesting homebrew series, which I thought was cool because it's always neat to see other setups and share recipes.
August 25th, 2016 at 9:28 PM ^
This offseason suffered at least an order of magnitude more shitposting than the past ones, so I for one am looking forward to in-season rules.
August 25th, 2016 at 9:59 PM ^
do you ever OP? no?
August 25th, 2016 at 9:33 PM ^
A guy walks into a bar in Columbus with a parrot, a pig, and two quarters. He calls the bartender over and says "hey buddy, got a quarter? I need to put in 3 to make the bed vibrate. The bird likes to watch."
August 25th, 2016 at 9:47 PM ^
White people be like this.
Black people be like that.
We be like nothing until we beat MSU and OSU.
August 25th, 2016 at 9:47 PM ^
2. "50 cents says I just quadrupled the IQ in this bar."
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August 25th, 2016 at 9:48 PM ^
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August 25th, 2016 at 10:26 PM ^
The opening day of hunting is approaching, and a buckeye says to his wife:
"you either have to go hunting with me, give me a bj, or give me anal". she says, "yea yea, we'll see".
one week to go, and again he says, "you either have to go hunting with me, give me a bj, or give me anal". she says "I hate hunting, but let's play it by ear."
hunting day arrives. she says "ok, ok, I'll give you a bj". he pulls down his pants and she says, "ew, your dick smells like shit"
buckeye says "the dog didn't want to go hunting either"
August 25th, 2016 at 10:41 PM ^
I'm tempted to tell the welder's mask joke or the duck/brothel joke with a buckeye fan inserted in...but I am a perfect gentleman, and don't think those are appropriate on this forum.
August 25th, 2016 at 11:13 PM ^
was it too far? seriously asking because I debated if it was...but landed that it was right on the line. I am a gentleman, although not a PERFECT gentleman
August 25th, 2016 at 11:29 PM ^
You got both feet down inside the line in my opinion.
August 26th, 2016 at 2:36 PM ^
good on Sundays!
August 25th, 2016 at 11:09 PM ^
August 26th, 2016 at 12:13 AM ^
An OSU fan walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "hey, where did you get that pig?" The OSU fan says, "That's not a pig; it's a parrot," to which the bartender replies, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the parrot."
August 26th, 2016 at 12:25 AM ^
August 26th, 2016 at 12:17 AM ^
To get away from all the references to beating MSU and OSU.
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August 26th, 2016 at 12:27 AM ^
August 26th, 2016 at 12:38 AM ^
An OSU graduate went to MSU to study animal husbandry,
Until they caught him at it!
August 26th, 2016 at 12:45 AM ^
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August 26th, 2016 at 1:26 AM ^
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
...
He was hit by a bus.
August 26th, 2016 at 11:22 AM ^
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August 26th, 2016 at 7:26 AM ^
MGuy says, "Gettin' in shape for Football Season.."
Wife says, "Next Time You'll Have A Smokin' Hot Body Is When I Cremate You!....
.OR...... WE CELEBRATE WHEN MICHIGAN BEATS MSU AND OSU!!...."
MGuy goes faster.....