RUMOR: True freshman NJ WR no longer on team
Knowing this board this may get negged and attacked for being too premature, but the info seems relevant and has some legs so I'm going to post it. Obviously, that being said, it is still a rumor, so grain of salt and all that.
A rumor was started on Rivals, and subseqently reinforced by Scout, that a true freshman at Michigan is in trouble with Harbaugh and on his way off the team. Allegedly this is a true FR WR from NJ and he is in some "Brian Cole"-like trouble.
Since this can apply to two people, I didn't want to name anyone in the title, but the name being thrown out there is Brad Hawkins. Mainly because his twitter profile (link) no longer has any Michigan references whatsoever while Ahmir Mitchell's twitter is still decked in Michigan stuff.
So yes, this is a post about an unsubstantiated rumor with even more inferring don from 18 year olds twitter profiles. Neg away.
Was he an early enrolee? This would be awfully quick if not...
Also, I forget exactly what happened with Cole. Was it weed?
I do not believe Brad was an early enrollee.
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*enrollee
Hawkins was not, Mitchell was.
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never neg Bambi. No matter how much she hurts me.
Are you here for the posbang?
are not my thing. NTTAWWT.
However, I do enjoy an occasional stuffed animal.
in Canada it's only a bestiality charge if penetration is involved.
Have some beaver, as long as it's not stuffed?
in court, the disposition of these types of crimes have undergone sweeping change. Although PETA's initial reaction was of anger, they did realize the problem the above subject line presents, so instead of going for the sexual conduct charges and subsequent penalties, the realization of nothing less than a live taping - pthotos are insufficient - of he act almost guarantees accussed walks, they have now changed tactics to plea bargaining. The guaranteed of a shorter sentence, regarldess of the rare conviction has caused many to accept the plea. Just last week, I read where a local man had been charged with having sex with a sheep (why is it always a sheep?) Although there was no tape, there was, reportedly a witness, so he accepted the lesser charge of following too close. So strides are being made.
"In Canada it's only a bestiality charge if penetration is involved."
there is something wrong with that.
How about a deep vat full of octopuses? Would that be an exception?
It is at the very least a gender-neutral option.
But, yeah, probably not for me either.
Bambi was a boy, and just like the Staypuff Marshmellow Man, would never hurt you.
I bet it's Hawkins. 19 of 21 incoming freshmen have enrolled per the directory and he is not one of them.
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and the other is...?
Sorry, it's Nick Eubanks.
I track all the incoming freshmen enrollment status twice a week because of trauma from the 2010 football class and because I am a sad, strange little man.
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You said it.
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He's not wrong.
I'm not sure anyone knows more about the football program than you besides Harbaugh...
Also, Nick Eubanks isn't coming! Everyone freak out and blame WD!
You seriously need to get a girlfriend.
not much of a market for sad, strange, and little
There's somebody out there for everyone. Sometimes, there's even two somebodies, which is what I like to call the "jackpot."
Sounds like Jack has already been there.
probably
+1 Risqué
If WD gets rich, every woman will get over sad, strange, little. How do you think Danny Devito got married?
To Rhea Perlman?? The question is how did she land Danny Devito...
It's a good question, but even more interesting is how they've mostly (save for a separation about 4-5 years ago which ended in reconciliation) been together for over 40 years (married for about 30 of those) and had three children in that time. There really is someone for everyone and theirs was definitely one of the more stable Hollywood relationships for a long time.
of this kid (whoever he may be) paying a penance and staying with the team?
Take THAT Rhea Perlman!
I'm sorry Rhea Perlman doesn't meet your ideal of beauty. She seems pretty cool. I'd love to hang with her and Mr. DeVito.
Would........not. Maybe if I were 13 or 83. Oh, you said hang with? Yeah, I'm down for that.
weiner manages quite well thank you.
with its own apparel store.
Just sayin'
Hookers are cheaper and would cut less into his time for fandom.
Just saying.
Where is madhatter when you need him?
I don't know about cheaper ...maybe in the long run, but then you also run the risk of getting scammed or robbed with hookers whereas a girlfriend scams you while smiling and hugging you ...at least for a while.
and opt for the "girlfriend experience."
True, but then you're talking about hundreds of dollars per ...'experience' whereas a nice girlfriend at WD's age would still go for the Dollar Menu at McD's and be far less expensive.
the only thing hookers are really good for are as a slump buster or to wash off the stink of an exgirlfriend.
Once you get older hookers are a much better value from an economic and personal finance standpoint.
/sorry it took so long to respond. I'm high.
awesome! haven't heard that term in a while.
Doesn't apply to you, MGBM. You the spoils of a record setting winning streak.
Many years ago, while splitting pitchers after a softball game, we were discussing the dumbest thing you've ever done for sex. Our center-fielder won with his tale of picking up a hooker for $8 and two Burger King punch cards.
The case of the clap was free with purchase.
Not only better from an economic standpoint but willing to do far more than the Mrs might ...or the live-in girlfriend would. You know, let you get a little kinky with things.
At WD's age, he'd have no idea what to do or how to do it..
Had to step out grab lunch and hit a couple key bumps on the way back into the office.
He's tied up railing against marijuana laws further down the thread.
Man, this made me laugh. It will be a while before he can come back to comment on hookers.
For sad, strange little man. Not because I think you are, but because I enjoy self depricating snark.
I've just upvoted him...and you! +1 for niceness.
you should not be laughing at anybody else.
Any news on why Eubanks hasn't enrolled yet? He was one of my favorite recruits from last year, seems like he has a ridiculous amount of upside.