OT - Your All-Time Favorite Bumper Sticker(s)
Mates,
Good Saturday morning to you all. Don't know why, but it occurred to me that though I generally don't care about bumper stickers, one vehicle in particular came to mind as the large city up north near where we live has started to fill with tourists and all they bring - congestion and bad driving. I was reminded of a vehicle I saw on a remote island in Alaska years back. It had what I consider my 2 all-time favorite bumper stickers, moreso because it was on one vehicle:
1. "Seldovia, A Quaint Little Drinking Village
with a fishing problem"
2. "If it's tourist season,
why can't we shoot 'em?"
So what are/were your favorites? I bet there are some good ones.
Have a great Saturday. Going turkey hunting with one of the sons for a bit right now, then lots more to do around here.
XM
EDIT: It is also true that sometimes what helps make a sticker good is the vehicle it's affixed to.
call 1-800-FUCK-YOU
If my driving offends you, you may register your complaint by calling 1-800-EAT-SHIT.
In keeping with your tagline, THE bumper sticker to have in the early & late 70s was "Goody Goody Bo beat Woody"
it was "Arrogance Is Bliss."
"He found your head."
when I was 16 I had one that said, "learn from your parents mistake, use birth control."
0.00. I don't run.
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Saw one like this except it said "I'm good"
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Stealie
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"If this sticker is blue you are driving too fast." The sticker was red.
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Gas Grass or Ass...Nobody Rides for Free
Wuck Foody
I ♣️ my kids.
I don't understand why you would want to have a giant sticker on your car just to complain about stuff. in my experience, if you've got a bumper sticker telling me you don't care that I hate you at the moment, I probably do hate you, and it's probably your fault.
That was a big bumper
I can't use my rear-view mirror, but it's worth it to tell the world how I feel.
'Murica.
Drivers carries less than $5.00 in ammunition.
back in the day I had a bumpersticker that celebrated George Bush's last day in office... At least three times it enraged people to the point where they yelled at me. Trolling level awesome.
jdon
"Impeach [fill in name of president you don't like]!"
or in reference to that same unwelcome president, the
"january 2X, 20XX,
the end of an error"
but, politics, so lets move on....
"Don't blame me, I voted for (candidate)!"
I remember one of the guys I worked with back then had a bumper sticker that said "EAT BROCCOLI & LICK BUSH in 92'(?)"
After Maryland went 2-9, 3-8, and 2-9 from '91-'93. The campus bookstore had this little gem, "College Park, a drinking town with a football problem."
I-94 - NW 0
Have to give Fitzgerald some credit, they are competitive every year now.
when they played us last year!!!
There are plenty of similar ones out there based on that theme - one time in Put-In-Bay, we walked into a shop and were beseiged with shirts and bumper stickers which identified the place quite correctly (having just come from the World's Longest Bar at the time) as a "drinking village with a fishing problem". If I had to spend a lot of time there, I probably would spend more time in that bar than fishing, so yeah...
"Honk if you love honking." Made me smile.
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"Is that your face or did your neck throw up?"
I had one years ago stating " I fart to make you smell better "
When the I ❤ (insert something loveable) stickers were everywhere, I found a package of heart-size stickers at a novelty shop that had a picture of a screw so you could, um, repurpose those bumper stickers. Apologies to the owner of the minivan who loved the Grandville High School marching band, the person who favored the Michigan State Sheriff's Department, and the poodle owner who I'm sure was only guilty of owning a poodle.
Oh my god! I actually laughed out loud at that one!
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Yesterday on a truck that read "dirty like me ex". I got a chuckle out of it.
BEST TOWING SERVICE ON THE W. SIDE
There was a car accident about 30 years ago, the car totaled. Bumper sticker on the car said, "God is my co-pilot"
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Horn broken watch for finger
Went on a tour of campus my senior year with my visual coms class. visited the art & design department and they gave us bumper stickers that simply said A+D=M with the block M. confused the crap out of people. also gave my first car it's name... Adam.
look busy.
Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed
Esposito scores on the rebound.
Good thing I looked at all the posts, as I was going to post: God saves and Espo scores on the rebound.
that saves
Esposito scores on the rebound.
Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Jesus is coming, look busy.
Late 60s, early 70s...
"Draft Beer, Not Students"
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But it read CRAP4MPG. It was on a 15 year old Dodge Ram.
I saw a Tesla with the vanity plate LOLGAS.
Saw a Prius with "BYE OPEC"
I have seen this one lately on a couple of minivans: I used to be cool