This explains why Spike wants to leave the state....
When I read your sig in this thread, I'm like, maybe I can think of this one guy who might get it better than us. And I am sad. :(
let Kate pitch.
A tame ode to Kate....
Darker days?
Those days shined bright and glorious, with the intensity of 10,000 horny suns.
...dances weird. Kinda creeps me out.
Turn in your Man Card, Casper.
Maybe he's just gay?
I'll keep my man card.
I just prefer women who can dance. Beyonce, for example.
Kate Upton is great looking. But, sorry man, she just can't dance.
Who cares if she can dance when she shakes the way she do?
to each his own. But I think the way they dance is directly linked to the way they 'shake.'
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I did my best, but when the police arrived with the retraining order, I got the message.
Guess I'll settle for the next SI supermodel.
Multiple sources reporting Caitlyn Jenner will pose nude wrapped in a flag on cover of Sports Illustrated.
Godspeed, Mojave Gold.
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An official welcome to the Michigan fandom family, Justin.
See you at the Big House.
I can still look through key holes.
Yea ya can. Until Erin Andrews sues you for 50 gazillion dollars.
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with big boobies are considered attractive because they are attractive
Automatically??? June Shannon has big boobs and the sight of her back in the day made my dick duck for cover.
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So you're saying there's a chance.
I give so few fucks that I'm taking fucks from others and posting about it in this thread.
EXACTLY. An engagement is just about as binding as a commitment in college basketball or football. Nothing has been signed yet.
That being said, I'm pretty sure Justin Verlander doesn't have much to worry about from me.
An engagement just means we know who our competition is.
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then he went and got ripped and cool
BFD. Engaged ain't married.
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"Slipping one past the goalie" refers to getting a girl on birth control pregnant, not screwing a girl who is not single.
/fratbrophrases
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Poor Spike. I was really pulling for him.
I'm just glad they are saving themselves for marriage.
She still leaves me milk and cookies if you know what I'm saying...