Harbaugh on the Drake Johnson forklift incident
https://twitter.com/nickbaumgardner/status/720659809163354112
Harbaugh on Drake Johnson: "He's doing well. I can tell you this: It would've killed a lesser man. He is blue-twisted steel."
God I love our coach.
I wonder if, after this forklift incident, Harbaugh went to Drake's house and made him feel better by spooning with him?
I think some may have missed the joke...or just thought it wasn't funny.
Put a fork in this joke, because it's done.
Put a forklift in this joke, because it's done.
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/ taps mike to ensure it's still on ... more awkward silence /
I'll show myself out.
But, ya knooooooooowwww... How about that airline food?
Do you even forklift bro?
Ok, my joke bombed. Sorry you guys found it cheesy and it grated on you.
Fuck You
When his teammates visited him at the hospital did they say "Hi-Lo Drake!"
Yes, and it lifted his spirits.
....or maybe he just got a free hug???
Given how badly your joke bombed, I'm almost hesitant to say:
Well, at least he wasn't there to knife him.
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I'll show myself out.
Glad Drake was able to walk away from it, and it doesn't sound too serious. Hope he heals up fast.
Somebody should send him a care package of steak and whole milk, for extra vitamins.
Just sent him a milk steak and a side of my finest jellybeans. Hope that does the trick. Get well Drake!
Nice Always Sunny reference. I'll take a rum ham
How about a nice block of cheese to go with it?
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Sorry I missed the "Sunny" reference post. I was too busy playing nightcrawlers.
Blue Twisted Steel
"It was a miracle, like Easter." Hahah
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https://twitter.com/nickbaumgardner/status/720659997391073280
For those that may be without the reference
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Hahaha what a strange thing to say. I don't understand how this guy's mind works.
New procedures being implemented in 4...3...2...1
....and we thought that Barwis had strange strength and conditioning routines.
Blue Horseshoe loves Blue Twisted Steel.
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I imagine it's in the scrap pile now, as Drake is Cold Blue Twisted Steel.
Good thing Harbaugh arrived and got everyone drinking whole milk. No doubt Drake's bones are stronger now than ever before because he's not drinking that candy-ass 2% stuff...
Kids need to sit their ass down on the bus.
(I don't really, because you could kill someone, but if any of the kids in that video were my dumb-ass kids, they'd be getting it.)
Thanks A Petersen.
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This may be the strangest injury to a local player since Joel Zumaya injured his wrist from playing too much Guitar Hero on Playstation.
allegedly, are we sure this really didn't happen....
/yippee ki yay!
Love this!
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Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh "guitar hero"
and i see that is not the exception.
http://mgoblog.com/users/FauxMo/recentcomments
Warning, your head will hurt reading those comments
There is always risk in humor.
Best thing to happen to M football in a long time.
So it did run him over? like over his midsection? I'm still trying to understand how this works, like, how one has life following this.
According to what I read on reddit, he was laying down in the corner stretching and this bobcat-type ORV with a fork on the front (not an actual fork lift) was moving big cabinets into the fieldhouse. The driver couldn't see what was in front of him and the spotter neglected to mention Drake lying there. Apparently the bobcat drove over Drake's midsection and they were concerned about internal bleeding / organ damage. Everything seems to be okay, just bruised.
Sam Webb posted a picture of the type of vehicle somewhere, but I'm too lazy to link to it. Somebody did in the earlier thread.
Wow. We're joking because he is all right, but that could have been a devastating tragedy.
Holy crap. Those things weigh over 10,000 pounds. I'm glad he's okay because that could have been terrible.
I see now. It wasn't one of the bobcat skidsteers like I thought but one of these. Still they're over 5000 lb which is more than most cars. The fact that he only got some bruising is incredible.
April 14th, 2016 at 10:22 PM ^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx7ldTl7txQ
And hey -- the official MST3K Facebook page shared the Drake/forklift article from Bleacher Report today, too. Wow. Michigan football and MST3K -- two of my favorite things in the universe, uniting as one today. Just like a Reese's cup.
Are present? There are strict precautions for pedestrians in facilities with forklift traffic. Very odd.
Could have been worse...
I wish Harbaugh would just admit this was another exercise in toughness.
I feel like a shirt is in order for something like ''blue twisted steel'' or something to do with a forklift.
I'm not saying Drake would, but it seems like he could cash in on this fiasco.
Agree SAMg0, HARBAUGH
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April 15th, 2016 at 12:41 AM ^
If the vehicle actually rolled over him it could have killed him. The fact that he wasn't even hurt is crazy.
He'll have a hell of a story to tell for the rest of his life, that is for sure.