What was that statistic they threw at us in college? Something like "65% of college students don't drink"? This was back in 2004ish.
Now, to be fair, whenever someone asks me to develop some statistics for them, the first question I ask is, "what do you WANT the stats to show?"
March 22nd, 2016 at 10:41 AM ^
Upvote and shout out to the Todd Snider reference!!!
Lately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style.
I wondered if anyone would recognize that. Imaginary upvote to you as well
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March 21st, 2016 at 11:21 PM ^
Do non-human animals have a favored handedness (or footedness)?
as opposed to human animals?
March 21st, 2016 at 11:03 PM ^
You have zero points.
it will be phoney. Get my point? Oh nevermind...
March 21st, 2016 at 11:07 PM ^
Is at least the third thread on this subject.
I put the over/under at SEVENTEEN more.
March 21st, 2016 at 11:07 PM ^
Nipples on men
Casting a conservative presidential vote when you live in a liberal stronghold (or vice versa)
Life jackets on flights over no water
Wiping the paws of my yellow lab every time she comes in from our muddy backyard
Me having an opinion about how my house is decorated
March 21st, 2016 at 11:18 PM ^
My nipplies is my joy butt'ns
March 21st, 2016 at 11:14 PM ^
this is a meritocracy. each spring MGOPOINTS will start over at zero. you must earn your way up. those who deserve top post hi or will earn them.
"DudeoftheBoard
March 21st, 2016 at 11:14 PM ^
it's all because of Dinesh's shitty code
March 21st, 2016 at 11:22 PM ^
Is it totally terrible to use two paid vacation days to plow through season 4 of House of Cards and season 2 of Daredevil? Asking for a friend.
March 22nd, 2016 at 12:55 AM ^
Bc house of cards is crap..
There are no points.. let anarchy proceed!
I don't watch much TV but I guess it's ok. I blew off a whole day of college to play Tecmo Bowl. I really liked that play where Quinn Early would run a reverse.
March 21st, 2016 at 11:23 PM ^
What are you talking about, everyone has zero points?
March 21st, 2016 at 11:24 PM ^
It's the FIRST rule ofMGoPoints, man...
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March 22nd, 2016 at 10:32 AM ^
If we talk about MGoPoints but there are no MGoPoints to talk about, do they still exist?
March 21st, 2016 at 11:24 PM ^
A posbang?
March 21st, 2016 at 11:37 PM ^
a nil bang
March 21st, 2016 at 11:39 PM ^
Well even I've done one of those...
March 21st, 2016 at 11:44 PM ^
to you good sir!
March 21st, 2016 at 11:35 PM ^
SURPRISE!!
March 21st, 2016 at 11:43 PM ^
are what used to encourage me to post!
March 21st, 2016 at 11:43 PM ^
are what used to encourage me to post!
But double posting never required an added incentive.
March 21st, 2016 at 11:47 PM ^
Now that they are gone I feel like I've wasted my life.
Even if it didn't, let's still call it Black Tuesday
March 22nd, 2016 at 10:34 AM ^
I'm ruined.
Will post Allison Brie .gifs for food.
March 21st, 2016 at 11:48 PM ^
Mea culpa, I did not know The First Rule.
However, if you go out to start your car in the morning and find that the gas tank is empty, are you talking about gas, or the empty tank?
March 22nd, 2016 at 12:08 AM ^
those 4 pencils have more points than the entire blog combined
March 22nd, 2016 at 12:00 AM ^
DId Adam and Eve have belly buttons
March 22nd, 2016 at 10:15 AM ^
Woah. Mind blown.
March 22nd, 2016 at 10:36 AM ^
I have an answer to this, but 50% of the blog won't like it. And, it would get me a free trip to Bolivia...
...oh wait...
March 22nd, 2016 at 12:24 AM ^
There never were any points. You are now entering the twilight zone.
March 22nd, 2016 at 12:32 AM ^
Where has Glorious Leader been during all the recent turmoil? The masses are huddled awaiting your return!
Probably fixing it
March 22nd, 2016 at 12:34 AM ^
I remember getting my MGoPoints. I was a sporadic, utterly irrelevant poster at first, earning less than 1000 over my account's first 5 years or so. Then one summer I started on a long term project at work where I was essentially given a year of fully autonomy to do what I wanted because no one even knew what the end result would be or how to get there.
This would lead to stretches where out of burnout, boredom or laziness, I would just aimlessly browse the internet for multiple days straight, including a heavy dose of Mgoblog. My points shot up as I commented liberally and mastered the art of using reaction gif responses. My point total finally reached a total of respect in the community, and the embarrassment of my wife.
Now, I can't even remember how many points I had. It's as if the year of my MGoAwakening never happened. Points, wherever you are, come home, I miss you.
March 22nd, 2016 at 12:50 AM ^
I imagine my MGoPoints transcended to a better place.
One where the servers don't crash.
March 22nd, 2016 at 12:02 PM ^
I like to picture my mgopoints in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.
Is as stiff as her acting. Wait, what were we talking about?
I also felt stiffness during a few of last night's numbers
We haven't received the official story. Brian is communicating with us as much as Harbaugh does with 2* satellite camp commits. Maybe another blog will offer us.
r/cfb
March 22nd, 2016 at 10:17 AM ^
JUST PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE BRIAN!!
I must say this site certainly is not as fun without points
Points are so North Korea.
God bless America! Land of the free, and the home of the brave.