March 21st, 2016 at 11:20 PM ^
Most.
they had to pass a LAW to tell people it was wrong to fuck cats?
There are laws on the books in quite a few states (so I've read) that hanging your naked butt out of a car window while driving on the highway is, in fact, illegal. And that's not even as weird as it gets.
Don't just tell us about the laws prohibiting naked driving. Tell (ex-Lions assistant coach) Joe Cullen.
I mean, who knew?
in Ohio and Maryland.
March 22nd, 2016 at 10:06 AM ^
Bernie Sanders is even affecting MGoBlog!!!!!
I kid, I kid.
March 21st, 2016 at 10:33 PM ^
What points?
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March 21st, 2016 at 10:33 PM ^
Oakland is still in play.
March 21st, 2016 at 10:35 PM ^
. . . Hijacked them.
March 21st, 2016 at 10:35 PM ^
Water is wet
March 21st, 2016 at 10:35 PM ^
here once a week I see.
March 21st, 2016 at 10:36 PM ^
There is no point to this thread. What is the point?
March 21st, 2016 at 10:38 PM ^
What part of NO POINTS didn't you understand?????
March 21st, 2016 at 10:38 PM ^
Men Eating Tasty Animals.
March 21st, 2016 at 11:29 PM ^
God, what are the women and children going to eat now that META has begun?
March 21st, 2016 at 10:38 PM ^
Brian cashed them in so his wife and him could fly to Memphis for free.
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March 21st, 2016 at 10:43 PM ^
But I believe that's spelled Brain.
Huh?
Everyone on the SECGOBLOG somehow jumped up thousands and thousands of points and they are all wildly UPVOTING the link reporting the inaugural SEC Signing Of The Stars next spring @ IMG... They got Lynyrd AND Skynyrd coming!!!!!!
Thanks Greg Sankey!-- you sniveling Dixie Land Bandaid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 21st, 2016 at 10:39 PM ^
Typically, this is the point in the thread where someone would remind the OP of the first rule of MGoPoints, but as server problems seem to have made the first rule a complete non-issue, I suppose we don't have to worry about it.
Wait, what is the second rule? I don't think we've ever gotten that far. I don't think anyone expected the conversation to extend beyond the first rule. Strange and frightening times on the MGoBoard indeed.
March 21st, 2016 at 10:41 PM ^
But lots of guidelines, such as don't try to explain MGoBlog to your wife/significant other.
March 22nd, 2016 at 10:30 AM ^
My wife hates MGoBlog.
I could watch porn sites all day and she would hate that less.
March 22nd, 2016 at 10:34 AM ^
Is that because you are spending so much time on Mgoblog that she has to watch porn without you?
March 22nd, 2016 at 12:00 AM ^
no politics
The second rule of MGoPoints is: Don't make jokes around people who have no sense of humor.
March 21st, 2016 at 10:40 PM ^
Why can't I just be rich? I deserved to win that lottery.
March 21st, 2016 at 10:40 PM ^
Um. Just how long ago last night were you born in the great A2?
March 21st, 2016 at 10:43 PM ^
You deserve less than zero
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March 22nd, 2016 at 12:56 AM ^
Everything means less than zero.
March 22nd, 2016 at 10:53 AM ^
Hey! Oh hey!
March 21st, 2016 at 10:47 PM ^
Brian had to pay 5 people this year, more than some guy on Twitter makes in a year...so he had to take all of our points for said payments.
March 21st, 2016 at 10:51 PM ^
Strikes again
Damn you, it's not about the brand Dave!
On a lighter note, "Rich Rodriguez." If no points, then no negative points.
March 22nd, 2016 at 12:02 AM ^
Was bare!!!
March 22nd, 2016 at 12:16 AM ^
You have zero points. Therefore your advanced, highly-reasoned argument carries no weight. We are devoid of value.
Somebody please post a link to the secret handshake so we can enter the points club. It's why we live.
March 21st, 2016 at 10:50 PM ^
Maybe Brian doesn't love us anymore. I think that's it. He only loves Baby Denard now. I'm going to run away.
March 21st, 2016 at 10:51 PM ^
Someone make another joke about Brian trading in points for something stupid. Repeat the same shit twenty other people have already said.
March 21st, 2016 at 11:03 PM ^
#thingsthathappenwithoutapointsystem
March 21st, 2016 at 11:13 PM ^
Because this is the joke that is most recycled around this blog.
March 21st, 2016 at 11:20 PM ^
Along with monkey rodeos, but this time in slow motion with a Go Pro....
March 21st, 2016 at 11:28 PM ^
Pot. Calling. Kettle. Black.
Glad you could make it here, well not really.
March 21st, 2016 at 11:33 PM ^
is a BALLER!
March 22nd, 2016 at 12:19 AM ^
Not after that wild canine riding trip.
PETA is taking the phone calls now.
Maybe Brian is gonna use them mgopoints to buy you a sense of humor because you like, don't have one.
Don't you wish you could neg me!
March 21st, 2016 at 10:59 PM ^
All polar bears are left handed. If your car is stolen, there's a 10% chance it was stolen by a polar bear.
March 21st, 2016 at 11:01 PM ^
73% of all statistics are made up.
March 21st, 2016 at 11:16 PM ^
Of the time
March 22nd, 2016 at 12:07 AM ^
They say 70% of all he world's statisticians truly hate their fucking jobs
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