Worst Professor
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Was a horrendous teacher. But I feel like every once in a while, an entertaining professor who gives you some funny memories is an okay trade-off (especially since that was the semester I realized that poli sci books are seriously the most horrendously boring things ever written.) When I took his 300-level class, people realized that lecture had fuck-all to do with exams, so they took to reading the Daily, texting, etc. during class. This pissed Hanes off, so he told us the final would teach us a lesson. There were questions of fact so specific that you needed to memorize the reading to answer correctly. Good times.
but the man had his qualities. You had to simply marvel at the deftness with which Hanes utilized the blackboard to bring home his points (unfortunately, I can't reproduce those random, non-alphabet-based scrawls here.) The most memorably tangent he went on, in my class, was about how funeral homes are almost entirely unregulated. Here:
"They charge you five thousand dollars, say you're gonna get a watertight casket. You believe that? Watertight. What the hell you need a watertight casket for, unless your daddy's Dracula? If your daddy is Dracula, you probably don't want one anyway. Probably want to let him get out!"*
*That's paraphrased a bit, as the memory's faded a little over time, but I tried like hell to lock that little vignette in for posterity so it's pretty close. Anyone who's taken a class with the man knows I'm not exaggerating.
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...Ganago for my EECS 211 lab instructor, but there's no way I could ever picture him as a lecturer. I definitely feel for you my friend.
However, I can't believe that no one has mentioned Kieras. I had him for EECS 280, and suffered through his terrible attitude, awful lectures, and intentionally inconvenient office hours (other side of North Campus, immediately following lecture lolz at underclassmen!) to complete that course.
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