OT- WTF! Tigers' Laird Arrest: Grandpa groping & brother punching Women!!!

Submitted by jtmc33 on January 29th, 2010 at 11:56 AM

http://www.mlive.com/tigers/index.ssf/2010/01/police_report_says_incide… There is so much going on in this story I don't know where to start...

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GBOD79

January 29th, 2010 at 11:59 AM ^

Whats going on? You have a 70 year old pervert and two drunken brothers. Seems like Detroit to me.

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Tater

January 29th, 2010 at 1:04 PM ^

..to "Tigers'?" This inappropriate apostrophe makes it look like a Tiger Woods story.

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jmblue

January 29th, 2010 at 3:52 PM ^

And yet, they all grew up in California.

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Wahlberg

January 29th, 2010 at 8:31 PM ^

I found it interesting that the Grandpa is 70, the Uncle is 51 (so gpa was 19ish when he had him), and Laird is 30. Wonder how old Laird's dad is but damn sounds like that family got busy making babies pretty young.

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Don

January 29th, 2010 at 12:02 PM ^

and are bringing in high-class people like Laird.

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MaizeSombrero

January 29th, 2010 at 12:03 PM ^

You're making me cry.

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jeag

January 29th, 2010 at 3:40 PM ^

It even makes me sad to see Gus from "Psych."

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Mitch Cumstein

January 29th, 2010 at 12:03 PM ^

If he was half as good at making contact with 2 strikes as he his beating up security guards, the Tigers would have won the division last year.

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jtmc33

January 29th, 2010 at 12:10 PM ^

Good point. And maybe we should sign his grandpa... sounds like he's good at stealing second base

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GoBlueScott

January 29th, 2010 at 12:35 PM ^

but i just ... have to: Class of '97: 4 Years - 4 Four-loss seasons. That is all.

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jtmc33

January 29th, 2010 at 12:41 PM ^

Yes... with Zero conference championships, Zero Rose Bowls, the Colorado hail Mary, stellar bowl victories over powerhouse programs N.C.St. and Colorado St, and bowl losses to 'Bama and TA&M. We did, however, own OSU then. I miss Cooper. But as I've said before... I'll take those 4 years over the last 2 years any day (obviously). My bitching pales in comparison.

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GoBlueScott

January 29th, 2010 at 2:03 PM ^

I get it. I was just saying you have the hyphen in the wrong place.

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jtmc33

January 29th, 2010 at 2:09 PM ^

Noted

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jtmc33

January 29th, 2010 at 2:13 PM ^

Double Post - Computer is acting up

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jtmc33

January 29th, 2010 at 2:10 PM ^

Noted

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Don

January 29th, 2010 at 1:46 PM ^

I've been curious about what that means for a long time.

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Geaux_Blue

January 29th, 2010 at 12:31 PM ^

while his grandkids are on the hook for the hits, sounds like grandpa would be a good bench coach

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HelloHeisman91

January 29th, 2010 at 12:15 PM ^

Hey Eddie House lived a few doors down from me in my dorm in 96-97.

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Colt McBaby Jesus

January 29th, 2010 at 12:29 PM ^

Cool story bro!

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Geaux_Blue

January 29th, 2010 at 12:38 PM ^

this is a TheLastProphet mockery post.

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TheLastHarbaugh

January 29th, 2010 at 2:31 PM ^

People who I've lived next door to while at U of M: Freshman Year- Two swimmers on one side. Brandon Graham and Brandon Minor n the other. Sophomore year- A janitor's closet on one side. My future girlfriend/ex-girlfriend + her roomie on the other. Junior year- Some vampire kid who no one ever saw, but heard laughing at night (he was a myth IMO). Some cool Malaysian dude on the other side who thought frat parties and liquor were the two greatest inventions in the history of man. Senior year-Some dudes who were always playing Smash Brothers and we could hear arguing with each other about who was the best. That is all

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TheLastHarbaugh

January 29th, 2010 at 2:34 PM ^

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MichMike86

January 29th, 2010 at 12:26 PM ^

A family full of losers.

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Nieme08

January 29th, 2010 at 12:33 PM ^

cool story hansel

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Tater

January 29th, 2010 at 1:07 PM ^

Sounds like the next big "Reality" series to me.

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aawolve

January 29th, 2010 at 1:46 PM ^

Seriously, on cartoon network. Unfortunately, I don't think this incident will get the special 2-episode treatment it deserves.

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My name ... is Tim

January 29th, 2010 at 2:13 PM ^

It's the NBA on NBC!

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Clair Voyant

January 29th, 2010 at 7:49 PM ^

I've never heard of "suspicion of a misdemeanor assault" sounds kind of vague. Also, if striking a security guard is a misdemeanor, it must have been a relatively minor strike. Sheesh, we have Laird catching, Cabrera at first, any others? Tigers like to party.

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