Finally: Tim Tebow OMG SHIRTLESS
Around here, the above all-caps exclamation has turned into a sarcastic shorthand for a super blue-chip recruit. Lesser folk are said to be partially shirtless. It's a meme. And it all started in 2005 when Michigan was recruiting Tim Tebow and someone found the site because MGoBlog was the #1 hit for "Tim Tebow shirtless."
At the time Google couldn't provide anything racier than a shot of Tebow in his basketball uniform, but thanks to the Senior Bowl and a crafty, hits-mad editor at al.com, your long wait is ended, anonymous and creepy drive by from about four years ago.
Tim Tebow. OMG. Shirtless.
Was it worth it? Absolutely.
[Warning: Mount Cody also shirtless in that link. Scarring.]
January 26th, 2010 at 2:16 PM ^
Does this mean that MGoBlog is no longer the #1 hit for "Tim Tebow shirtless"?
Ummm, why didn't I think before googling that myself? I'm pretty sure I'm on a list somewhere now. Ok, I'm pretty sure I'm higher on the list than I was a few minutes ago.
January 26th, 2010 at 2:19 PM ^
i havent been this flacid all day.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:10 PM ^
I, for one, haven't been this hard in months.
January 26th, 2010 at 4:17 PM ^
I haven't had this much flatulence in years
January 26th, 2010 at 2:21 PM ^
Much like Kramer when he was working for Calvin Klein Tim needs some Pectoral work to match his arms and shoulders. He looks a little out of proportion with those big meat hook arms and no chest.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:30 PM ^
Probably sarcasm, but dude does bench like 400 pounds. If that doesn't do it for his pecs than I don't know what would. Maybe he needs to say trim so he doesn't sink in the water he's walking on.
January 26th, 2010 at 2:23 PM ^
So, yeah, but what does his posterior look like?
January 26th, 2010 at 3:42 PM ^
For the record, I've never picked cotton. But if that is the only way to have a Maize and Blue heart, then what am I doing on the other side of the country?
January 26th, 2010 at 2:24 PM ^
Shirtless really brings out his wristbands.
January 26th, 2010 at 2:26 PM ^
Skin.. So soft...Like that of an angel
January 26th, 2010 at 2:34 PM ^
"I'm Sorry, Mr. Tebow, there is really no medical way to verify the virginity of a male."
January 26th, 2010 at 2:36 PM ^
Thanks for the warning about the link and the shirtless pic of Cody. Too bad I was stupid and had to look and almost lost my lunch. What's his nicname, Mount Cody? How about Mud-slide or Flabalanche.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:36 PM ^
Flabalanche FTW!
January 26th, 2010 at 2:37 PM ^
I don't want to see that at the top of the page every time I go to mgoblog today.
Is there any way to have this post minimized to only the headline?
That way anyone who actually wants to see that can just click a link to it?
Its like my drive to type mgoblog into my address bar has been neutered...
January 26th, 2010 at 2:43 PM ^
Embrace the OMG SHIRTLESS.
January 26th, 2010 at 4:25 PM ^
I have, deep down inside, embraced the OMG SHIRTLESS...
However, I'm not sure my inner OMG SHIRTLESS is ready to come out to the rest of my office yet.
Help me be strong.
January 26th, 2010 at 2:50 PM ^
From the looks of things Javier Arenas has already been minimized! You could put his cute little shredded self right in your pocket!
January 26th, 2010 at 2:43 PM ^
The bearded guy does not seem to worry much about personal space...
January 26th, 2010 at 2:44 PM ^
Glorious. Mr. Football Jesus himself.
January 26th, 2010 at 2:48 PM ^
He looks like a black Stay Puft Marshmellow Man.
Why in the hell did I look?
January 26th, 2010 at 2:55 PM ^
For the record, the girlfriend would have been better.
...Just sayin....
January 26th, 2010 at 3:37 PM ^
That's Lucy Pinder, British superwoman.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:44 PM ^
What's better than one wooden cross?
TWO WOODEN CROSSES!
This picture scares me though.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:39 PM ^
FTR: I posbanged you for posting the picture anyways.
January 26th, 2010 at 8:05 PM ^
I'd like to posbang her.
January 26th, 2010 at 4:01 PM ^
are most definitely NOT too big.
January 26th, 2010 at 8:59 PM ^
Marry me.
January 26th, 2010 at 2:58 PM ^
please take it down, that shit is getting old.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:02 PM ^
OH NOEZ! TEH GAYZ R TAKIN OVER!
If you don't find it humorous, just, you know, don't look at it.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:03 PM ^
I knew when I stumbled upon Mgoblog I would eventually get the Tim Tebow shirtless pic I had Googled for...I'm glad I stuck around.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:26 PM ^
From Dr. Sat (front page of Yahoo.com)
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Tim-Tebow-m…
January 26th, 2010 at 4:59 PM ^
I'm paraphrasing the book Friday Night Lights here, but sometimes guys can just be good college players and not be good pros. There is nothing wrong with that, but the sooner people stop expecting Tebow to be a starting QB in the pros the better. Trot him out in short-yardage, line him up as H-Back, run some Heavy Wildcat variant, whatever, that works for him. But expecting a guy to suddenly perform like a pocket passer when, in his 4 years of college ball, he hasn't shown even an inkling of ability to be such a player, is crazy. I could see him being a good pro in a Miami Dolphin-type offense where he can run a little of the option, a little Wildcat, some short slants, etc. But he is a gimmick player at this point in the pros, and while that will never tarnish how good he was in college, trying to fit his square game into a round role is crazy.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:28 PM ^
He'll never have an embarrassing product like Cody or Andre Smith (last year)*
*yes, I know these are 2 good players that we'd be lucky to have had, but think how much better they'd be with a proper S&C coach
January 26th, 2010 at 3:35 PM ^
If you become a better person by just being in a room with Tim Tebow for 15 minutes, imagine how holy the guy who is touching his shoulder must be now.
Following this train of thought, giving Tim Tebow a handy is probably a one way ticket straight through the pearly gates.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:50 PM ^
should've sent a poet...
January 26th, 2010 at 4:17 PM ^
Something seems a little off about a bunch of young, largely in-shape men walking around on stage with their shirts off for a group of older men with laptops and video cameras.
Feels a bit like...HEAVEN!
January 26th, 2010 at 7:26 PM ^
We really need some good news...or any news...for him to write about...It's slowly killing us all and driving us mad... LOL
January 27th, 2010 at 3:15 PM ^
Seeing a picture of shirtless Tim Tebow is like looking in a mirror.
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