January 20th, 2010 at 12:54 AM ^
Damn. I was expecting MS Paint. Oh well.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:57 AM ^
This is like saying "Vegas is awesome." Everyone knows it, but it's still fun to say.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:59 AM ^
Cool story bra.....?
January 20th, 2010 at 1:09 AM ^
Correct.
January 20th, 2010 at 2:51 AM ^
not a cool story bra though. a cool story panties...
January 20th, 2010 at 5:19 AM ^
They were solid pink when the day started.
January 20th, 2010 at 2:17 PM ^
You mean John Hughes, right? A John Waters movie with panties would have a lot more overweight cross-dressing fellatio in it than 16 Candles did.
January 20th, 2010 at 1:03 AM ^
Repost. It has to be.
January 20th, 2010 at 1:07 AM ^
I want to see more Shoelace on the field
January 20th, 2010 at 7:59 AM ^
That's what she said!
January 20th, 2010 at 1:07 AM ^
tell me something i don't know
January 20th, 2010 at 1:10 AM ^
he is also fast
January 20th, 2010 at 8:01 AM ^
She said that too.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:02 PM ^
Hey-oooo!
Blazefire is on a Roll today!
January 20th, 2010 at 1:09 AM ^
I got a rash, man.
January 20th, 2010 at 11:34 AM ^
been so important.
January 20th, 2010 at 1:11 AM ^
Also, as much as i love shampoo, I'm very happy to have conditioner as well. Shampoo goes on first and cleans the hair, while conditioner leaves the hair silky and smooth. Very glad to have both.
January 20th, 2010 at 1:48 AM ^
But that two-in-one stuff is BS. 1 isn't even big enough to hold 2.
January 20th, 2010 at 2:30 AM ^
What are you looking at swan?
January 20th, 2010 at 6:20 AM ^
"Stop looking at me swan"
January 20th, 2010 at 9:40 AM ^
+1 for Schmidt's Gay.
January 20th, 2010 at 1:12 AM ^
Awesome AND super fast AND super buff...
"Watch out Big 10!"
January 20th, 2010 at 1:50 AM ^
...And don't forget about the dreads.
January 20th, 2010 at 1:30 AM ^
I like DG hes cool
January 23rd, 2010 at 12:14 AM ^
He rushed the court.
January 20th, 2010 at 2:38 AM ^
I am happy to have nipples. I'm not sure why, as a man, I have them, but I think it adds a good balance to the chest, which would just look ridiculous if it were smooth.
January 20th, 2010 at 3:09 AM ^
Did you know that men can produce milk?
If that isn't disturbing, then I don't know what is.
January 20th, 2010 at 4:37 AM ^
actually lactates frozen yogurt.
January 20th, 2010 at 7:57 AM ^
It's cottage cheese.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:14 AM ^
I think this is the funniest comment I have read on this board ever. I almost crapped my pants...almost.
January 20th, 2010 at 3:41 AM ^
Is that the guy who looks like lil wayne on roids?
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:39 PM ^
I speak the truth.
I'm a fan...
He still looks just like lil wayne though.
January 20th, 2010 at 4:56 AM ^
Trapper Keeper. *sighhhhh*
January 20th, 2010 at 5:36 AM ^
Do you have a link to support your claim or is that just your opinion? Do you have insider knowledge? Is this em0?
January 20th, 2010 at 7:02 AM ^
Shoelace seems like such a level headed, down to earth, fun loving kid without the slightest hint of ego. This is the kind of team first player that you can build championships around. I agree.... it is good to have Shoelace here.
And I expect Shoelace to be a completely different QB this year. The difference should be like night and day. Having missed Spring Ball, the game was moving too fast for him last year.... causing him to make poor decisions with the ball. His arm was never the problem. He can be a very good passer. His problem was his decision making. Forcing the ball into doubles and triples and throwing off his backfoot at times when under the rush. GETTING SPRING BALL UNDER HIS BELT WILL CAUSE THE GAME TO SLOW DOWN FOR HIM, thus, greatly improving his decision making.
Expect big things from Shoelace at QB this year. With DG, Tate and Shoelace, I love our stable of quarterbacks.
January 20th, 2010 at 8:01 AM ^
Don't forget to tune into BTN on Saturday 1-23-10 at 1:40p.m. and see shoelace tear up the 60yd dash.
January 20th, 2010 at 8:41 AM ^
This offseason we need to work on the zone read. We need to work on the zone read alot with tate and denard. If we are able to do that play well it would help are offense alot.
January 20th, 2010 at 8:37 AM ^
(from watching his track meet)
Knight: "Shoelace… he is from down south. We went to his track meet. That boy right there can fly. No technique or nothing, just fast (laughing)."
Dorsey: (his cousin) "Yeah, he was pretty excited about it. Denard is already fast, but he got stronger at the end of the race."
January 20th, 2010 at 8:50 AM ^
Shoelace came by my house (he ran to FL for a visit). When he arrived I let him in. He stepped onto my rug which immediately burst into flames. It was bittersweet, because that rug really tied the room together...
January 20th, 2010 at 11:05 AM ^
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you...?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
January 20th, 2010 at 9:04 AM ^
I think Shoelace is a pretty cool guy, eh runs fast and doesn't afraid of anything.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:36 AM ^
+1 for doing this correctly. Well done!
January 20th, 2010 at 9:50 AM ^
I think Febreze is a pretty cool guy, eh spits hot fire and doesn't afraid of anything.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:11 AM ^
I concur
January 20th, 2010 at 9:44 AM ^
I like Ice Cream
January 20th, 2010 at 10:12 AM ^
But why male models?
January 20th, 2010 at 10:47 AM ^
He is definitely going to be an asset in the following years. The possibilities are limitless I can't wait to see what RichRod does with him.
At QB I think he will be much better this year, another year under any player's belt always helps. Hopefully he gives Tate some more competition and makes both of them better for it.
January 20th, 2010 at 11:57 AM ^
If he was truly awesome he would know how to tie his shoes.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:00 PM ^
This is a double post. What to say? Hellmann's mayo rules and mircalewhip drools.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:11 PM ^
I heard once on ESPN that they call him Shoelace because he doesn't tie his shoes! That's Crazy!?