SNAKE OIL - RichRod moving in on two WVU commits...
January 9th, 2010 at 4:31 PM ^
Snake Oil is nice to have this time of year. I like the work Coach Rod, but let's try the snake oil on places like USC, Florida, OSU, Texas etc.
Not that there's anything wrong with jamming up your old school, but let's get Baxter.
January 9th, 2010 at 4:33 PM ^
I would love to see these two come to M. They would be great additions!
January 9th, 2010 at 4:33 PM ^
haha yea, as if WVU couldnt hate him anymore right
January 9th, 2010 at 4:38 PM ^
1. Create depth charts
2. Predicts commits
3. Ask ridiculous questions
4. Never capitalize
5. Post every Rivals update email he gets
6. Meltdown, get banned, create a new name
EDIT:
7. Upvote own posts
8. Neg all that point out he is em0
January 9th, 2010 at 5:04 PM ^
At what point does he melt down and get banned?
Also, how does he sometimes have screennames that date back to a year or more ago?
Also, perhaps this opinion is unpopular, but as a broke ass I appreciate his updates.
January 9th, 2010 at 5:10 PM ^
Now I see his melt down. Not sure how I missed it!!
January 9th, 2010 at 5:10 PM ^
9. SNAKE OIL (always in all caps for "snakey' effect)
January 9th, 2010 at 9:40 PM ^
Note that he always caps the snake oil...thus making it extra super snakey.
January 9th, 2010 at 4:36 PM ^
Can we please stop writing "SNAKE OIL" on every recruiting thread title?
January 9th, 2010 at 4:43 PM ^
What if Michigan starts recruiting somebody named Snake Oil?
January 9th, 2010 at 5:44 PM ^
Barkevious Mingo and others who have awesome recruit names
January 9th, 2010 at 7:58 PM ^
That would be the greatest name of all time.... Of. All. Time.
January 9th, 2010 at 4:48 PM ^
I vote we adopt the term "Lizard Grease" to replace it.
January 9th, 2010 at 6:25 PM ^
People will think they're funny every time. It's one thing we're stuck with.
Personally, I'd go with "Fartpaste"
January 9th, 2010 at 4:37 PM ^
I hate reading threads that sound like apparent great recruiting news and then come to find that the OP is em0 in disguise...
January 9th, 2010 at 4:40 PM ^
The "Snake Oil" term has got to end. Overused and beaten to death.
January 9th, 2010 at 9:28 PM ^
I propose that it be contracted into "Sn'oil" (or just "Snoil").
January 9th, 2010 at 11:09 PM ^
Valid point, but if we don't keep using it another blog might pick it up behind our backs and use it to win a conference championship and... err... wait... [/post]
January 9th, 2010 at 4:41 PM ^
I'd want to see this happen almost entirely for the WVU fan's reactions. Not that the additional bodies on D wouldn't be nice, but the reactions would trump that.
January 9th, 2010 at 4:56 PM ^
just as an FYI;
Davion Rogers (6'6" 210) is *** LB to both services.
Mike Dorsey (6'3" 201) is *** DB/S to both services.
personally, i would enjoy these commits as helping to
build a pipeline to a school that produced Super Mario,
Prescott Burgess, & Maurice Clarett.
January 9th, 2010 at 5:00 PM ^
is there enough room for two 3-star guys that were hardly offered by anyone else (one was offered by Wisky the other no one else) with so much turnover in coach right now? You would think that RR would lay low on guys like this until shit settles a bit.
January 9th, 2010 at 5:08 PM ^
It's true that there's a lot of coaching turmoil (Carroll/Meyer/Kelly/Levitt) at the moment, and that RichRod might benefit by landing Parker/Wilson.
I'm not sure why someone would neg you for that, so I'll compensate for it.
January 9th, 2010 at 6:09 PM ^
Trust me ... Dorsey is a FOOTBALL PLAYER ... kid plays hard
January 9th, 2010 at 6:28 PM ^
MichiganMan_24 ... he sounds like he has the knowledge. YES.
January 9th, 2010 at 5:22 PM ^
What was wrong in the OP? Ok, I'm annoyed at the use of "Snake Oil" (maybe we can use RRSO as an acronym.)
But I wouldn't know the info about RR going after two WVU recruits. Saves me from scanning Scout. As said above, disappointed we can't manage to have RRSO 4-5 stars from USC, OSU, & UF.
Re: emo, we all do stupid things. As long as he posts new info, doesn't melt down, doesn't post 25 new posts a day, doesn't make 25 - 50 innane responses/comments a day, let the guy be.
January 9th, 2010 at 5:33 PM ^
Yep I agree with you 100%. It has been a couple of months since his huge meltdown and so far he has been pretty good. His posts have been informative and not the same collection of useless depth charts.
January 9th, 2010 at 7:53 PM ^
missed his 2 other meltdowns in the past week where he made (since deleted) posts/threads saying:
"MAGNUS AND LUPE ARE HUGE FUCKING FAGGOTS"
He melts down constantly. He will rightly be banned every time he comes back from now on.
January 9th, 2010 at 8:32 PM ^
Yeah I missed that, I retract what I said. Thanks for the heads up.
January 9th, 2010 at 9:11 PM ^
I was wondering why the OP was banned and neg'd after bringing an informative post.
January 9th, 2010 at 9:42 PM ^
it, i will never leave this site again if i'm going to miss melt downs like that....what was i thinking going to bed....
January 9th, 2010 at 10:54 PM ^
Dave Brandon was banned...? That's, uh, weird.
January 10th, 2010 at 6:25 PM ^
I think I'm going to start negging any post that uses the words "snake oil."