Denise from Taco Bell

Submitted by HelloHeisman91 on

First, for the OT gestapo I didn't label it OT because I keep seeing her pop up in threads. Secondly, she is hot! Third, I think she looks a little like Minka Kelly of Friday Night Lights and fourth there is no way you will ever see a girl like that working at Taco Bell.

CountBluecula

January 7th, 2010 at 7:54 AM ^

I was in a Taco Bell last week in the wee hours of the morning. A lovely, young lady standing behind me mentioned to her friend that she was from Michigan. I turned around, held up my right hand, and asked, "Michigan? Really? Where about?"

She pointed to the fleshy part of my thumb. I said, "Okay. Somewhere between Ann Arbor and Monroe."

"No. I'm from half way between Chicago and Detroit," she replied. She didn't sound very drunk. Pause. "Wait." Then...

...she looked at both of her hands on both sides...

...before she pointed to a spot on the pinkie side of her right palm. I said, "Oh. Somewhere between Niles and Kalamazoo."

She was a little miffed. "Yeah." And that was it.

Md23Rewls

January 7th, 2010 at 10:14 AM ^

I was very disappointed when I entered this thread and something resembling relationship advice was being posted. Luckily, the thread quikcly shifted to a useful discussion, which pornstar Denis looks like, and all was right again.