Denise from Taco Bell
First, for the OT gestapo I didn't label it OT because I keep seeing her pop up in threads. Secondly, she is hot! Third, I think she looks a little like Minka Kelly of Friday Night Lights and fourth there is no way you will ever see a girl like that working at Taco Bell.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:10 AM ^
All I can tell you is that Taco Bell employees where I live are hispanic and do not look anything like what Taco Hell advertises in their commercials. If they did look like the chicks in the commercial, I'd probably be there 24.7 and asking how she makes her taco taste so good!
January 6th, 2010 at 12:16 AM ^
Taco bell employees should always be local stoner kids. That way, you can invent your own menu item and they'll make it for you.
The Double Decker Awesome is a Baja Chalupa with a Gordita bread pasted to the outside with beans and nacho cheese. It's a tad heavy on the bread, but still awesome.
January 6th, 2010 at 10:50 AM ^
You mean there are actual Taco Bell employees that aren't stoners?
Are you sure?
January 6th, 2010 at 12:11 AM ^
Check out the faces the redhead makes in the background. She is clearly pissed off.
My Dad laughs at this every time!
January 6th, 2010 at 12:13 AM ^
The older I get the more I realize women are insecure jealous haters.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:59 AM ^
CONFIRMED!
We can't help it. Really, we can't. We're all at least partially insane slash have this portion (however small) that is inherently illogical.
January 6th, 2010 at 1:06 AM ^
Hey, all we ask is that it is recognized. Now I need you to go to work with your friends and figure out a way that we can point out the insane/illogical sides of you in the moment without fear for our lives.
January 6th, 2010 at 1:34 AM ^
Alllllll my friends are guys. I have a handful of really good female close friends (two), but my main group of best friends = all guys. I'm not quite sure how it happened that way, but I love it. In college, they lived in a crazy giant super dirty house and I lived across the street in a super clean amazing apartment, but I practically lived there. So much fun!
The best part is I'm definitely not one of the guys, like I'm still pretty girly and do crazy girly things and have crazy girly outbursts, it's probably just much more subdued. Don't be fooled, though: it's like a rule--girls have to hate their guy friends' girlfriends. I seriously have no reason to hate a couple of them but it still happens every single time.
January 6th, 2010 at 1:38 AM ^
Hey don't sweat it. You're female and that is how it works. You have nature on your side.
January 6th, 2010 at 1:41 AM ^
The boys never believe me when I tell them I have no problem with their girlfriend.
Apparently guys see through that girl-on-girl hate like whoa. Damn.
January 6th, 2010 at 1:46 AM ^
We have bigger brains. It's science.
January 6th, 2010 at 8:53 AM ^
Larry Summers, shouldn't you be helping to fix the financial crisis and not posting about Michigan football?
January 6th, 2010 at 9:18 AM ^
You lost me at girl-on-girl.
Love, hate, whatever. When it's girl-on-girl, it's all good.
January 6th, 2010 at 11:52 AM ^
My wife hates you.
January 6th, 2010 at 1:52 AM ^
Well that certainly explains why a few of my close girl friends do not like my girlfriend. And for no apparent reason either.
January 6th, 2010 at 8:45 AM ^
I admit it's usually for no good reason, but girls pick up on things about other girls that guys are completely clueless about because we ourselves are crazy and crazy can spot crazy. Oh, and I'm fiercely loyal to and protective of my boys.
Example: after 3 1/2 months of dating one of my friends, his gf wanted to hang out with me (read: feel me out/check up on her bf.) I knew what to expect so I was down, and if I didn't go I knew it'd upset my friend that I wasn't being welcoming blahblahblah so I went.
80% of the conversation was normal, and then she turned to me and said, "Okay, so I totally think he's the one, that's not weird right? Like, I totally go on TheKnot.com every single day at work and cut out this picture of a Cartier ring and taped it to my desk drawer at work. That's normal, right? Have you done that?"
So I nod and get my voice as excited as hers and agree that it's TOTALLY NORMAL and ask her what her wedding dress looks like. Inside I'm thinking to myself OMG I need to call my friend immediately and get him out of this.
For the record, I never warned him because she makes him super happy but she's definitely been on watch since then. They're still together and just celebrated their one year anniversary.
January 6th, 2010 at 9:01 AM ^
She thinks he's the one. He's superhappy with her. What's the problem again?
January 6th, 2010 at 9:06 AM ^
But I would argue against planning weddings after three months, call me a realist.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:55 PM ^
I think I'm with you on this one. If my gf was saying that, after such a short period, it might be slight cause for concern.
January 6th, 2010 at 1:39 AM ^
Nothing like a warm and juicy taco at 3am.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:20 AM ^
I'd like to take her out for a night on the town.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:20 AM ^
She's hot...but the first girl looks hotter(in the commercial anyway).
January 6th, 2010 at 12:29 AM ^
Blasphemy.
January 6th, 2010 at 11:19 AM ^
I agree completely with Blue because of the scientific fact that gingers have no soul. This makes it alot easier to leave the next morning. IMHO
January 6th, 2010 at 2:52 PM ^
It's also a scietific fact,that while they may lack overall skill in the bedroom,they more than make up for it with a willingness to do anything.
...Perhaps this is somehow related to lacking a soul?
January 6th, 2010 at 7:14 PM ^
Do you have evidence to back up that, uh, theory? Case Studies? With gifs and phone numbers?
And does that only hold true if the carpet matches the curtains?
January 6th, 2010 at 2:44 PM ^
The redhead does grab my attention.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:21 AM ^
And the Minka
January 6th, 2010 at 12:21 AM ^
She's not as hot as the Mercury girl. What a dime!
January 6th, 2010 at 12:30 AM ^
Jill is fine, no question, but I'm just...a little bit more comfortable...making love to Denise.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:35 AM ^
...I find that imagery completely terrifying.
As well as a bit confusing.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:32 AM ^
Mercury girl, Wipeout girl, Blade girl, girl of my heart.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:29 AM ^
All hail the glorious Denise of Taco Bell.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:31 AM ^
This thread is already the first Google hit for "Denise Taco Bell"
January 6th, 2010 at 12:42 AM ^
The Googles loves the mgoblogs.
Hello internets! How was your travel across those tubes?
January 6th, 2010 at 12:35 AM ^
Andi Valentino. Anyone?
January 6th, 2010 at 12:41 AM ^
But is really Nikki Danielle Moore
January 6th, 2010 at 12:43 AM ^
Denise is greater than some random porn star! But, if you want to compare her at least make it Brianna Frost.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:47 AM ^
Which I can't quite agree with because Andie's face is much more of an oval and the lips are poutier (although I admit that could be a peculiarity of the poses she is typically in).
But +1 just for bringing up Brianna.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:45 AM ^
Anyone want to bet that Andie Valentino, Nikkie Danielle Moore and Brianna Frost are getting a few more hits right now? I will because I learned the correct spelling of Andie Valentino when I googled her.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:52 AM ^
Might want to label that as NSFW.
January 6th, 2010 at 1:00 AM ^
You're either not at work, or probably working WITH porn stars. ;-)
Unless you meant Not Safe For Wife...
January 6th, 2010 at 1:20 AM ^
Ha, I got no problem, but more for the early risers that have been asleep for a while now. Clicking on that at 8 a.m. might be the wrong way to start the day at the office.
January 6th, 2010 at 1:56 PM ^
But I figured you labeled it for me. :-)
January 6th, 2010 at 7:23 AM ^
SHWING!!!
January 6th, 2010 at 12:56 AM ^
...what did she have to do with Taco Bell, again? Not that I'm complaining.
And I doubt Taco Bell is hiring porn stars...but man, talk about creating business.
January 6th, 2010 at 12:48 AM ^
looking like any of these fictional wait staff at Taco Bell. Or the customers. But then, I don't look like the guy either.