Buckle Up.
Alright so check this out. A friend of mine, just got back from dinner with some of his friends. He eats dinner early.
A friend of my friend, happens to have very insidery insider connections with "folks in the know" at the university. He gave my friend quite the nugget, packed with juice. A recruit we've been pursuing has committed to Harbaugh and co.
However, only the most inside of Michigan insiders know who he is. Including my friend of course, who told me. It'll be going public quite soon, I assure you. You'll all be pleased peckers when the news breaks.
August 14th, 2015 at 6:42 PM ^
This is great!
August 14th, 2015 at 6:57 PM ^
anyone the specifics of who this is.
August 14th, 2015 at 7:22 PM ^
Tremendous!
August 14th, 2015 at 7:55 PM ^
I can't wait for someone else to do the now ubiquitos double post.
August 14th, 2015 at 9:00 PM ^
I'm sorry. I normally don't grammar nazi simply because I don't want to be pedantic. But it's "ubiquitous."
August 14th, 2015 at 10:23 PM ^
The grammar was fine. The spelling was lacking a single letter. It's like a 9th grade word, so I'm cutting him some slack.
August 14th, 2015 at 11:00 PM ^
Thanks! Is there not an edit button? Did we not get into prestigious Universities to be consistent with good education? My fault. I assumed we were "Arrogant Assholes" here. BTW...I wear that badge with pride when it comes to something as simple as grammar.
August 15th, 2015 at 7:16 AM ^
Or spelling...
August 15th, 2015 at 7:37 AM ^
Not a classroom.
August 15th, 2015 at 10:42 AM ^
"Universities" should not be capitalized in this instance because you're using it as a simple noun, not a proper noun. The University of Michigan is a university. That is not a spelling error you made there, it's a grammatical error.
August 14th, 2015 at 6:43 PM ^
... infinitely.
August 14th, 2015 at 7:02 PM ^
OK this one was enough to make me actually want to try & figure out how to start a post myself! If we're to be allowed to post HI-larity of this order I want in! All the +++^^^ for the Spicyweiner!
August 14th, 2015 at 6:43 PM ^
I believe it. John Oates lookalikes usually know what they're talking about.
August 14th, 2015 at 7:50 PM ^
they have other special skills
August 14th, 2015 at 9:02 PM ^
Who negged this?!? Carlos definitely resembles John Oates. And it's an 80s thing. Sheesh.
August 14th, 2015 at 11:32 PM ^
Way hotter
August 14th, 2015 at 6:44 PM ^
Bryan Mone broke his ankle putting on new Jordans.
August 14th, 2015 at 6:51 PM ^
he's got no limbs left.
August 14th, 2015 at 8:09 PM ^
All right-we'll call it a draw
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August 14th, 2015 at 6:44 PM ^
Oh Spicywiener, you're the best kind of wiener.
August 14th, 2015 at 7:03 PM ^
Let's call him "caliente bratpecker," and he told me the exact same thing; one friend removed.
August 14th, 2015 at 7:56 PM ^
Then you are obligated to do your own post and we can all then mock you to Bolivia.
August 14th, 2015 at 9:28 PM ^
...I get it but it really stings.
August 14th, 2015 at 6:44 PM ^
Yes please.
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August 14th, 2015 at 6:44 PM ^
I would have gone with the exclamation point personally, but I'm kind of an excitable guy.
August 14th, 2015 at 6:52 PM ^
How about #BuckleUp?
August 14th, 2015 at 6:45 PM ^
It has to be true this time. Evidenced by the omission of a question mark.
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August 14th, 2015 at 6:46 PM ^
My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate says his offer is non-commitable.
August 14th, 2015 at 6:46 PM ^
I know a guy who claims to have a friend who eats dinner early and just went out with other friends, one of whom is a very insidery insider with the unversity and he got this juicy nugget about a silent commit.
August 14th, 2015 at 6:47 PM ^
Do you think the Tigers will trade David Price before the trade deadline?
August 14th, 2015 at 7:40 PM ^
Not happening. You can bet your keister.
August 14th, 2015 at 6:48 PM ^
we eat 'supper' 'round these parts.
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August 14th, 2015 at 7:34 PM ^
It makes me think that WD committed to a Logo far too early!
August 14th, 2015 at 7:42 PM ^
just changed it. I had the Jumpman since the announcement.
After WD's Harbaugh edit hit the street, I changed it. Must still be in the cache.
thanks!
August 14th, 2015 at 7:45 PM ^
the basketball announcement, not football lol
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August 14th, 2015 at 6:48 PM ^
has that "I haven't slept in 40 hours" mania like I've never seen purely due to the offseason slowly drawing to a close. Pure manic insanity.
August 14th, 2015 at 10:03 PM ^
It sure is loopy around here. I'm even kind of looking forward to the next thread by someone else breaking the Mone injury.
August 14th, 2015 at 6:49 PM ^
Spicy!!!
I'm no weatherman but you can be expecting 6 inches tonight!!!
August 14th, 2015 at 9:33 PM ^
Is a Michigan grad!? He lived South Quad...funny dude!
August 14th, 2015 at 9:33 PM ^
Is a Michigan grad!? He lived South Quad...funny dude!
August 15th, 2015 at 1:22 PM ^
That guy looks like Ira Weintraub without his hat on.
August 14th, 2015 at 7:23 PM ^
Can't help you unless you're good with ten inches, baby.
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August 14th, 2015 at 10:23 PM ^
Your favorite album...12 inches of Snow
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August 14th, 2015 at 6:49 PM ^
I was not so buckled before, but now I am buckled up. Carlos says so. Or his friend's friend, who apparently lives at Independance Village and is served dinner at 3 pm.