OT - Kermit and Miss Piggy Break-Up
Sad news in the world of Muppets today.
Here is the official statement from @RealMissPiggy and myself regarding our relationship: pic.twitter.com/uHCSsokqWR
— Kermit the Frog (@KermitTheFrog) August 4, 2015
I love bacon.
We will always have Temptation.
Excellent...I've been wanting to tap that pig for years!
I wouldn't. Damaged goods man. She's had a frog in her throat since 1980...
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
She's an inanimate object.
EDIT:
What's green and smells like ham?
This guy....
I would have thought he smelled like piss.
Seems about right to me.
August 4th, 2015 at 11:17 PM ^
Considering he coaches at that cow college, it very well could be he smells like manure.
August 4th, 2015 at 11:28 PM ^
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August 5th, 2015 at 12:30 AM ^
Fuck that smug fuck. Fuck Dantonio. Fuck you!
First Tiger and Lindsey, then Ben and Jennifer, and now this!
This shouldn't be a surpise, everyone knows that frogs are afraid of Kermitment.
Wocka Wocka!
There is at least one Muppet relationship that has stood the test of time...
Hopefully people will soon frog-et that you ever posted this comment.
/jk
I don't know...Kermit's humor has become rather dark these past years...
I don't think we should take this story too seriously, as the details are still Fozzie.
We don't want to encourage any Gonzo journalism
The responses on Twitter are horrifying, are we a bunch of Animals?
That is toad-aly funny.
I had to make some jokes. Some people may find this story quite ribbiting, but I think it's boaring.
Word is Piggy had a fling with some swine and Kermit tried to croak her.
Word was, Miss Piggy did have a fling with some swine, when Kermit found out he croaked.
He has the greatest pickup line of all time:
Pigs and frogs should never be together
Quit being racist you damn marsupial.
Marriage should be between a mammal and mammal.
Are you sure you're koalafied to make such a statement? Your attitude can be unbearable.
August 5th, 2015 at 12:29 AM ^
#GreenLivesMatter
That's my official statement. My personal statement is you gotta let a ho be a ho.
I'm guessing that Kermit caught her banging Fozzie. Tramp.
If that story is true, I can see how it would be too much to bear. I'm surprised no one has gone squealing to the media about it though.
I also heard that Sam the Eagle might be the homewrecker here.
I believe it, he always seemed like he wanted to Beaker.
80% of divorces are filed no fault by the wife.
Can't wait until the alimony decision goes public. Should be a doozy given Ms. Piggy's high-maintenance profile.
Kermit, you poor, sick bastard.
Kermit's doctor — Dr. Bunsen Honeydew—ordered him to stop eating pork.
You're not funny.
This has got my vote. So damned funny.
Pork hocks and frog legs are on the Swedish menu. And these two Muppets expected impartial relationship counseling from a Swedish chef? They're supper. Run Kermie run.